"Ugh Syrus! Don't do that!" Zane said as his younger brother embraced him in a hug.
"I love you Zane!" cried Syrus.
"I do too!" said Jaden shoving Syrus away and giving Zane a hug.
"GET OFF OF ME!" screamed Zane literally picked up Jaden. The Slifer screamed like a girl and Zane threw him on the floor.
"Hey how come you let Syrus hug you?" asked Jaden.
"Because he's my BROTHER!" said Zane. "Does that make sense."
"No." said Jaden.
Zane rolled his eyes and angrily pulled out his chair and sat in his seat. "One day, I'm gonna duel that Jaden and kick his Slifer you-know-what, then I'm gonna punch him in the head!"
"I've thought the same." said Chazz. "Dr. Crowler has actually arranged for me to duel him today."
"Your going to accept?" asked Zane.
"I wish I wasn't going to," said Chazz. "But, I hate Crowler so I'm just gonna lose."
"ARE YOU ON CRACK! You'll be know as Chazz Retard-san if you lose to Jaden Yuki!" said Zane.
"Zane, you probably love Crowler enough to actaully do something like that would you?" asked Chazz.
"I don't love Crowler! said Zane. "My name is Zane! Not INSANE!"
"Well, you know, Dr. Crowler is pretty freaky." said Chazz.
"What do you mean?"
"You must have some mental problem Zane! It's so freakin' obvious! Crowler has a crush on me! It's plain as day! And it's SICK! I have a gay pervert for my head of dorm! What will my brothers think? You see how he always tries to get close to me! I'm going to leave this school one of these days." Chazz said.
"So your loosing because you wanna leave?" asked Zane.
"Of course! I hate this school! I hate the teachers and I hate my dorm, I hate YOU, and most of all, I hate Jaden Yuki!" said Chazz.
"You hate me? I thought we were buds!" said Zane looking offended.
"You know what I mean. By 'hating' you I mean I don't have a romantic relationship with you." said Chazz.
"So you really don't hate me you just...,"
"Oh yeah, I hate you alright. But my plot to leave this school is perfect! I'll go to Military School and follow my dreams of becoming a gangsta! Sure my big bro's will hate me but, hey, I hate them too, so we're even." said Chazz.
"Hunky dory...," said Zane.
"I'm already workin' on my gangsta catch phrase, and I have the perfect idea!" said Chazz.
"What?"
"I'm workin' on it!" Chazz snapped.
"Okay, sorry!" Zane said.
Boredom was threatening the vital coating of peacefullness in the atmosphere. Chazz had the great urge to sing and since no one really cared about his genuine Akon-ish voice than his brothers picked on him for, he just decided to sing anyway. "Somebody once told me, the world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...,"
"OLD SONG!" the class said in unison.
"Fine then...somebody once told me, that Bastion was a pony and his blazer was the color of pee...," Chazz sang.
"You better shut your pie hole!" growled Bastion.
"Sheesh...big meanie...I'm steady tryin' find a motive, why do what I do? Freedom aint gettin no closer, no matter how far I go, My car is stolen, no registration. Cops partolin', and now they done stop me and I get locked up...they won't let me out, they won't...,"
"ANCIENT!" yelled the class.
Chazz tried again. "IF OUR...um...whatever...DON'T DANCE WE JUST PULL UP OUR PAAAANTS, AND DO THE ROCK-A-WAY, NOW LEAN BACK...,"
"STILL OLD!"
"What do you want me to sing!" demanded Chazz.
"Something that is not old." said Jaden.
"How do you know what is old Jaden?" asked Alexis. "You still think Elvis Presley is alive!"
"He's not?" asked the Slifers in unison.
"Grr...okay...you...hmm...what song begins with you? Uh...you...know...you know...you know something. What was the name of that song? It's was on my tongue...stupid Bastion...you know...oh I'll think of it later." Chazz said.
"Well think of something else fast!" demanded Chumley, "I haven't listened to radio in like, not yesterday!"
Chazz sighed. "Alright...I Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad, I got sunshine in a bag, I'm usless but not for long, The future is coming on. Hey, I'm happy, I'm feeling glad, I got sunshine in a bag, I'm usless but not for long, The future is coming on, It's coming on, it's coming on..."
...soak up the weirdness kids...