Author's Note: Konichiwa bitches! I took a break for a little while and now I'm back. This means you guys have to put up with me for one more chapter! Okay then folks, the conclusion of Da Bebop.

(Narrator): In a cemetery, Spike is seen talking to his love, Julia. Someone kill me, please.

Julia's tears formed down her face as she paused for a brief moment then spoke once again. "It's not my fault… it was raining on that day."

"Is it the rain's fault that you're standing on my foot?"

"Oh, I'm sorry." She lifted her foot off of his.

"Look, Jessica—"

"Julia."

"That too. Look, I know you were in danger, but everything could have changed for you, me, the monkey, everyone. Don't you understand, Julia?" Spike grabbed unto her raincoat and held on tightly."

"You said you loved me, Spike! You never even wrote to me!"

"I wrote you every day for a year."

"…Isn't that from The Notebook?"

"Dear, girl, please shut up. I'm trying to be romantic. So, ho you gonna come with or not cause I gots to go."

"If you promise to protect me and take me away from this world. Do you promise, Spike?"

"Yeah, okay as long as you don't get shot or nothing."

At Da Bebop, Faye and Jet are seen conversing.

"Whatcha up to?" Faye asked.

"What's it to you?"

"Hmm, I hope you know your stupid fro friend ran off again."

"Uh huh, probably to meet up with Julia."

"Ah, whatever! I could care less if he runs away with her, but he didn't have to take my monkey with him."

"Yeah, right jealous much?"

"Well, whatever, he just better not get his ass killed."

"Speaking of ass; dinner is ready!"

"Where are we going?" Julia asked.

"To go see a friend of mine, Annie, she'll help us out." Spike responded.

"Oh."

Spike continued, "Although when we get there she'll already been half dead."

"Oh…"

"I bet it'll been painful as hell. Probably not as painful as that time Jet and I got really drunk—"

"Oh my God!"

"One thing lead to another—"

"Spike! What the hell!"

A bullet shattered the glass of Julia's car window.

"…My car..."

"Holy shit, I'm sorry I should have turned the safety on."

Another bullet pierced through a different window.

"Stop destroying my car!"

"It wasn't me that time…damn it they're already here."

Spike rushed into the store and headed straight towards Annie, who was in horrible condition.

"Spike," Annie whispered, "You came; I didn't think you'd come."

"Ofcourse I came you silly, willy, old lady. You got booze and guns."

"They left already, you got here too late."

"Tell me something I don't know."

"I'm wearing a thong."

"Ugh, I think I'm gonna be sick."

"I didn't tell them anything, Spike. They tried and they tried, but I wouldn't budge. They even tickled me with the feather."

"No. Not the feather!" Spike tried hard to fight back the tears forming in his eyes.

"You have to stop them. You must stop, Vicious."

"I—I promise."

"Kay, I have to go now see ya never, loser."

Annie fell in to a deep and fatal sleep. Spike exited her ransacked shop and got in Julia's car.

Julia looked at Spike with hurtful eyes, "You want to talk about it?"

"Yeah, I like when we do the doggie position."

"No, not that…I meant—nevermind."

Somewhere on Spike's home planet, Mars, Jet is seen talking to Laughing Bull.

"Do you know where Spike is?" Jet questioned.

"The stars point to the north. Go towards the north young one. Whoooa Nelly!"

"Your horse?"

"No, the rapper. I love Nelly. This my shit!"

Laughing Bull turned the volume on his radio up.

"Bull, would you please tell me where Spike is?"

"Match maker, match maker, make me a match. Catch me a catch."

"Shut up!"

"Never fear death. Death is inevitable."

"Don't speak to me about death."

Back at Annie's store, the sounds of guns surround the atmosphere.

Julia looked out the window. "They're waiting out there for us, Spike."

Spike opened a cabinet and pulled out some weapons. "That's why we'll be ready when they come."

"I have a bad feeling about this. My stomach is hurting so much!"

"Look, I know you're afraid, but I promise I won't let anything happen to you. This isn't over yet."

"No. I really need to go to the bathroom. I need to do number 2."

"What!" A look of disgust formed on his face.

"I really need to poop."

"No. I know what number 2 is, but why didn't you go before we left?"

"I didn't have to go then."

"…Do you realize I hate you right now?"

A chair smashed through the window where Spike and Julia were standing at.

Spike shouted, "Shit, there throwing chairs now!"

"I wonder where they got it from. I mean it's pretty random."

"Will you please shut the hell up! Come on!"

Spike grabbed and pulled her outside. He fired his gun at several syndicate members waiting to ambush them. Julia fired her weapon, taking out two more goons. They made their way towards Julia's car, but it exploded up in the air. Julia became still and stared at the sight.

"Oh, pretty fire." Julia was fixated.

"Julia, look out!"

A bullet pierced through Julia's skin making her fall slowly to the ground.

"No! Julia!" Spike yelled once more.

"Hey, why the hell is she falling in slow motion?" The goon said.

Spike punched the goon, knocking him out.

"I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee, bitch!"

Spike ran towards her nearly lifeless body.

"Sp—Spike…" She whispered faintly.

"Shh, don't say anything. Save your breath."

"I'm sorry I disappointed you, Spike, I wish we could have done the doggie style position you always wanted to do."

For a moment of bliss, Spike held her in his arms one last time as she took her final breath.

"I know, baby, I know."

Back at Da Bebop for one final time…thank God, I can go home soon.

Jet was sleeping on the couch and he awoke to find Spike standing in front of him.

"It's you, what are you doing back uh … so soon?"

"I'm hungry. Got anything to eat?"

"Yeah, yeah! I'll get you something in a jiffy. Just hold on."

Jet went into the kitchen and came out the kitchen about 10 minutes later. He handed Spike a platter of bell peppers and beef.

"Same crap again…whoopdie doo."

"If you don't like my crap—uh food then don't eat it."

"Actually, I think your crap would taste better than this shit."

"No. I made sure I didn't wash my hands before making it. And I took a big dump this morning. It felt good."

"I'm sure. No wonder this taste like ass."

"You're welcome."

"I didn't say thank you."

"I love you too."

"…You wanna fuck?"

"Please."

Spike got up and placed his dinner on the table.

"Lemme take a shit first."

"Okay, I'm gonna slip into something sexy."

"…Please…don't."

Spike headed toward the restroom, but Faye was blocking the doorway.

"Get outta the way, Faye."

"No. I'm not going to let you kill yourself. I refuse for it to happen that way."

"Let me tell you something I once told a little boy in a warehouse. Look at my eyes; one of them is fake because I lost in a gun fight. The other is real. I see the past in one eye and the present in the other. I don't want to be stuck trying to find some sort of reality. I wanna find some sense of realism and truth. Faye, you're drooling."

"What? Oh. Spike, I don't want you too leave!"

"All my life, I thought I've been watching a dream, but I see now that I was severely wrong."

Faye lifted her gun up to the ceiling and started shooting it. Eventually, she stopped when she ran out of bullets.

Spike smiled that sly smile of his. "Stop being such a drama queen. If you'll excuse me, I have to use the crapper."

At Annie's store, Vicious stands lurking around the nearly devastated area.

A Red syndicate member handed Vicious Julia's raincoat.

"Her coat, Sir, and I found this inside it."

He also handed him a passport.

Vicious smiled deviously. "There's no way of him escaping this planet now. He will have to come back for it and when he does we'll be waiting."

At the Red Syndicate headquarters.

Spike made his way up to the top of the headquarters; killing goons along the way. He met up with Shin.

"Shin, where's Vicious?"

"He's on top. The top floor I mean. I would never engage in any homosexual interactions."

"Sure. Thanks!"

Spike moved his way to the top floor hastily. He entered a room, or chamber rather that was almost completely dark. The only light it seemed to be getting was emitting from the moon and stars. A huge part of the ceiling was blown away. It allowed for the light to seep in. Vicious appeared from out of the darkness.

"I have been awaiting this day for a while now." Spike stated.

"I'm the only one who can give you what you want."

"Great, so let's play monopoly then!" Spike pulled out a board game. "What piece do you want to be?"

"No. Spike I planned something else."

"Charades?"

Vicious pulled out his sword. (The other one pervs.)

"Something else other then what you previously stated."

Spike took out his gun.

"Interesting. I think I know."

Vicious came toward Spike furiously and stabbed him in his heart. A gun shot was heard. And then…Vicious fell.

The chamber doors opened and Spike walked down the steps slowly; a trail of blood following. Syndicate members stood at the bottom of the stairs; looking at Spike in sheer awe.

Spike collapsed on to the ground and looked up at them. He pointed his finger up into the air and said, "Thank you for watching please leave the aisles in an orderly fashion. And don't forget this has been a Twisted Discourse production." Spike's head hit the ground.

Somewhere, at some point. Faye is seen at the same cemetery Spike and Julia met at.

Faye stood at Spike's tombstone and placed flowers at his grave. She glanced at the tombstone. It read: I died bravely and all I got was this stupid gravestone.