Zane woke up to the blaring of his alarm clock again. Today the song "Pump It" woke everyone up in the Obelisk dorm. (He still didn't get that alarm fixed and for some odd reason he was prohibited to throw it away). He carefully reached for the volume dial. It was stuck again. So he tried the next option, throwing it at the wall. It worked this time. He already had holes in the wall for his failed attempts to turn it off. Zane got dressed and walked into the common room. Chazz wasn't there like usual to give him a sermon on how his intellect was superior over Zane's.
He decided to go talk to one of his dumb friends. Instead of giving a friendly greeting and asking politely he grabbed one of them and thrust them against the wall. "What did you do with Chazz?" Zane demanded.
"Gee, no need to be so mean." said the guy. His dialect was a million times pronounced then Chazz's. "Is this the part when you beat me up?"
"No, I just want you to tell me!" Zane said. "Or I'll disembowel you and vomit upon your grave!"
"Uh...he's sick." said the guy.
"Sick, eh?" asked Zane. "Chazz ususally doesn't miss class for a cold."
"What are his symptoms?" asked Zane pinning Chazz's friend to the wall.
"I don't know all these big words!" he cried. "Go ask Alexis, she's the smart woman! Please Zane I'm not ready for the Dear Lord to take me!"
"I don't think He'd take you anyway, so, where's this...woman?" he asked.
"Beats me, I guess still at the breakfast bar." said he.
"Thanks, Weird-Friend-of-Chazz." said Zane. He put the boy down and said one more thing. "I'm still kickin' your butt!"
Zane went to the breakfast bar and saw Alexis apparently having an argument with one of her friends.
"Zane, SO, hates your guts!" Jasmine (I think her english dub isn't that retarded) snapped at Alexis.
"Jasmine! You know he totally digs me!" said Alexis.
"He like practically puked when he saw your ugly mug!" Jasmine said.
"Oh, really! Maybe because your butt was in the way!" said Alexis.
"You know maybe if you'd have taken that mirror away from your face, it wouldn't have... looked so much like... that!" said Jasmine. "OH YEAH!"
"Retard!" Alexis rolled her eyes.
"Your just saying that because you can't think of a better come back!"
"Your just saying that because you know it was a good come back!" They glared at each other for a moment. An anime sweat drop ran down the back of Zane's head. Maybe this was a bad time for asking her something. Jasmine scoffed and stomped off.
"Yo' Alexis...,"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT YA' STUPID HEIFER!" Alexis demanded. "Oh, Zane, how ya' doin? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
"Uh...I wanted to ask you where Chazz was." Zane said. "Is it true that he's really sick?"
"DUH! Didn't you hear about it last night?" Alexis said looking at Zane as if he were insane.
"Um! No, I was VERY asleep last night so I kinda DIDN'T know." Zane said.
"Tch...okay, Chazz was up all night puking his guts out." said Alexis. "Couldn't you didn't hear the chunks of vomit falling in the toilet?"
"Gee, I'm just askin...," Zane said backing off slowly and holding his hands up defensively.
"Whatever!" Alexis said. Zane turned to walk away but she stopped him. "Oh, yeahm Zane, by any chance do you have a crush on Jasmine?" asked Alexis.
"Erm...no," Zane said.
"Good, cuz if you did, I would've punched the SNOT out of you!" said Alexis glaring hard at Zane, then she grinned brightly. "Okay, just checking! You had that anime sweat drop and I was wandering if you were hiding anything." Zane rubbed the sweat drop away frantically.
"Nope, no sweat drop here!" he dismissed himself and then hurried towards his first period class.
Second Period
"Hey Syrus!" Zane flicked his brother in the back of the head.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Syrus exclaimed shattering the silence as the class was busily working on their projects.
"Gee, everyone's being mean today!" Zane said.
"You're the one who is mean!" said Syrus.
"Don't talk like that, it makes you sound like a girl!" Zane snapped.
"See! You're always so mean!" Syrus said.
"That wasn't being mean, that was constuctive criticizm!" Zane said. They glared at each other and there was a very embarrasing aura around the room. Like that feeling you get when you see two toddlers in a day care center fighting over something so stupid it makes you wanna strangle them.
"Zane, don't be retarded, your embarassing me." said Alexis.
"How about you shut up, Alexis!" Bastion hissed.
"I'm not the one acting like a retard over here!" Alexis said.
"You know, I understand if you really like him that much!" said Bastion.
"Who said I was talking about Zane, you moran!" Alexis said. Bastion opened his mouth to say something. Alexis gave one of those girly-girly smirks when someone thinks they're better than you and it makes you wanna not only strangle them, but to inflict extreme bodily harm unto them. "Can't think of anything can you? This day just gets better and better!" She gave one of those girly-girly giggles that makes you wanna punch her lights out.
Bastion snarled. "Your going to get it! I'm going to make sure you never see another day again!"
"Bastion, come on! You have the lamest comebacks!" Demetri (I was in a Eng-dubby mood today) said.
"That's because you copied all your comebacks from other duelists!" said Bastion.
"I'll have you know, Yuki Sohma is not a DUELIST, Einstein!" said Demetri.
"And I'll have you know, my name's not 'Einstein', Sherlock Holmes!" Bastion said.
"See your acting retarded again!" said Zane.
"Hey that was my line!" said Alexis.
"Stop stealing people's lines, Zane! You're being mean!" Syrus said.
"I'm not being mean! You son of a bleep!" cried Zane. Everyone looked at Zane.
"What is the heck is a 'son of a bleep'?" asked Alexis.
"Well, when Banner said a bad word I would hear this bleeping sound!" Zane said.
"NO WAY, ZANE!" Alexis cried. "It wasn't like, I was in the SAME ALCHEMY CLASS AS YOU!"
"I'm not finished, you bleep!" said Zane.
"What are you doing?" Alexis demanded.
Zane was sweating with frustration. "I say 'bleep' because that's the sound it makes!"
"Oooh I get it!" Syrus said. "For once, I've actually understood something!"
"Yee haw...erm...okay, Zane we'll think if that word is authorized to fit in the urban dictionary." said Alexis. "But for right now, it's considered a retarded word! Now, let us all point and laugh at Zane: King of the Retards!" Everyone in the class does so.
Sometime after dinner...
"Oh, Zane!" Dr. Crowler called. Zane dragged his feet over to his teacher.
"What, Sir?" asked Zane with a sigh.
"Chazz had some homework to make up since he was out today, and since you're not going to be in this next episode, I didn't think you'd mind hauling these books up to his room. Oh by the way, he's in the spare room, not in his own room. So bye!" Dr. Crowler heaved a stack of hard-backed text books into Zane's arms and walked away.
Zane growled and before he could throw out his back, he made it to the spare Obelisk room. He opened the door with his pinkies and walked in. Chazz was sitting on the bed watching "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Zane slammed the books on the bed.
"Ouch, Zane go do your freakin' homework in your own room!" Chazz said.
"Dr. Crowler said I had to bring them here, it's YOUR homework!" Zane growled.
"Oh, you could've just knocked I'm not that sick you know." said Chazz.
"Hunky dory...," said Zane. "So why are you in here if your not that sick?"
"You know why, Zane!" Chazz snapped.
"Actually I don't." said Zane.
"Well, as I thought you might know, I puked my guts out last night and it happened to be before I could get to the bathroom, so it was on my floor. Well , I puked so much, the bile was beginning to make the carpet dissinagrate, so while they're remodeling the floor, I'm hanging out in here." said Chazz. "And you didn't know that? Didn't you hear anything last night."
"As I mentioned to Alexis, I was kinda asleep last night, and didn't hear anything!" Zane growled.
Chazz looked at the TV. "PHAHAHAHAHA! You gotta love this show! these guys crack me up!" He noticed that Zane was about to leave.
"Hey wait, Zane! I got a lot of homework here!" Chazz said.
"I kinda know that!" Zane said.
"Well, are you gonna do it or not?" demanded Chazz.
"DO WHAT?" asked Zane, he wanted to strangle that chicken headed freak right now.
"DO MY HOMEWORK, YOU STUPID HEIFER!" Chazz cried.
"No, I am not going to do your homework!" Zane said.
"Them what am I gonna do with all these stupid text books?" Chazz asked, throwing a text book at Zane's head. It missed, but barely.
"You idiot! You do the homework!" Zane said.
Chazz growled and opened one of the books. He murmured curses as he read through the words. Zane tossed the book on Chazz's bed, he noticed a bucket next to Chazz's bed.
"What is in that?" asked Zane.
"Vomit! Ya' mind cleanin' it out for me?" Chazz asked. Zane walked out of the room quickly.
(sorry this chapter is kinda stupid (are not all of them?), but I've been working on another website and it's keeping me occupied at the moment, so sorry for the delay)