Obelisk Dorm
Since poor Chazz was too sick to be in the next episode you could have guessed it got pretty boring sitting all alone in that room. Since that stupid television in his room didn't have cable, there was ntohing good on when "Whose Line Is It Anyway" except for the Food Channel and since he was sick, it made him nausious watching it. He took out his Nintendo DS that he had got in a goodie bag at Seto Kaiba's daughter's birthday party that summer. He tried playing one of the games. It was the most retarded game he had ever played in his life.
"This game sucks eggs!" said Chazz. He took it out tossing it carelessly into the vomit bucket and fished for another game out of his backpack. "Cool! I've never even played this one before!"
Chazz put the teeeensy little game in the Nintendo and turned on the Power button. It was cool, it even had voice overs and vibrations. Little did he know, the Nintendo had not be recharged in a long time and the red light was blinking. Unaware of this, he continued to play and when he was about to get to the final level the screen turned black.
"Aaaargghh... f I was allowed to curse on this stupid T.V. show, I would!" Chazz said. "Stupid, cheap peice of crap!" Chazz threw the Nintendo DS into the television screen and it shattered. The television made a deafening popping noise and then collapsed. "Just my luck...," Chazz mummbled.
Chazz got up out of his bed. He didn't feel as dizzy and weak as he had been, so he decided to chill in the common room. Maybe that idiot Zane, had left his X-box down there. He walked down the stairs, everyone was gone and he had the entire place to himself. There in the center was a masive television with enormous speakers. Chazz gazed in wonder at the plasma screen. He sat slowly on the couch and grabbed the remote control. He turned it on and a blast of color illuminated the room.
"Welcome back to the Animanga MTV!" the person on the televison spoke. "And the Number 2 song on our Music Countdown is...(drum roll)..."Laffy Taffy" sung by the Mabudachi Trio!"
The music video begins. (You won't think it's funny unless you are familiar with Furuba)
(The song "Laffy Taffy" was originally sung by D4L)
Hatori: I'm lookin' for Mrs. Bubble Gum, I'm Mister Chik-o-stik. I wanna (dun, dun, dunt) OH, cuz you so thick.
Shigure: High skool gurlz call me Jolly Rancher cuz I stay so hard, they can suck me fo' a long time. Oh my god!
Ayame: Gurl dis aint no dance flo, dis a candy sto, and I'm really geeked up, and I got mo dro.
Hatori: I pop, I roll, it's soft, I know. It's da summer time but yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh).
Ayame: Get loose, get low, don't be shy, I'm Faybo? I know you wanna ride, you a star and it shows.
Shigure: Was happenin'? Wassup? Wassup? Let's go, let's go, let's go!
All Three: High skool gurl, shake dat Laffy Taffy, dat Laffy Taffy. Shake dat Laffy Taffy, dat Laffy Taffy. High skool gurl, shake dat Laffy Taffy, dat Laffy Taffy, dat Laffy Taffy... (and the rest goes on).
Chazz watched the television in awe. "Why didn't I think of doing this before?" he asked himself.
"We'll be right back with our Number 2 song, 'Gold Digger' by Sasuke Uchiha!" said the man on the T.V.
"Commercials suck eggs!" Chazz said, only this time he didn't throw anything at the T.V. Then he saw one of his older brothers, Jagger appear.
"Does life suck eggs? Does it seem so pointless that you have an strong urge to commit suicide? Well that's too bad, you'll have to live with it. But you know what you need? A JOB! Come work at Princeton Brothers Inc.! For poor working conditions, low pay, and hard working, back breaking, slavery. It's because we don't care about your life, as long as ours isn't as pointless as yours. Remember our Princeton Brothers Inc motto: I want...I mean...need more money." and the commercial went to one of those Oxi-Clean commercials were that man is yelling at you. Chazz turned it off.
"I hate my brothers." Chazz said. He sighed and went back into the extra room. He lay down on his bed. He leaned over the side and vomited. "This is just perfect." he muttered wiping his mouth. "Oh well, things will be better tommorow, and then I'll be on my way to Military School." But Chazz could not get to sleep. It was so lonely, he hadn't seen anyone for the past 6 hours (oh the horror) and he was dying to punch someone in the face. He could hear the other Obelisk students getting into their rooms and bading each other good night (more like screaming at each other to shut up and go to sleep).
He realized that right next to his room was Dr. Crowler's room. He knew that because he was talking in his sleep about Banner. Chazz wanted to tell him to shut up, but he was too lazy to yell so he decided to sing. "ONE IS THE LONLIEST NUMBER THAT YOU EVER KNEW...TWO IS JUST AS BAD AS ONE BUT IT'S THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER THREE! THREEEEEE IS JUST AS BAD AS TWO BUT IT'S THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER FOUR. FOOOOUR IS JUST AS BAD AS THREE BUT IT'S THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER FIVE. FIIIIVE IS JUST AS BAD AS FOUR BUT IT'S THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER SIX. SIIIIX IS JUST AS BAD AS FIVE BUT IT'S THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER SEVEN. SEEEVEN IS JUST AS BAD AS SIX BUT IT'S THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER EIGHT..." Chazz sand it in the most annoying way he could. He could hear people in other room stirring and telling Chazz to shut up. He was almost afraid they would come in there and beat him up.
Meanwhile Zane could actually hear what was going on this time. "Hunky dory...," he muttered trying to block out the singing with his pillow. Suddenly he heard a banging on his window. Zane shot up and grabbed his alarm clock, slowly he walked towards the door. He opened the window and saw that his brother was standing there.
"Zane can I sleep in your room tonight?" asked Syrus.
"Why would I let you do that?" asked Zane.
"Does that mean I can?" asked Syrus.
"No, you can't! That's insane!" said Zane. "Now go back to your dorm before I wake up Dr. Crowler...no, before I call the cops!" Zane picked up his brother by the collar of his pajamas and was about to throw him off the balcony.
"Wait Zane! I need to sleep in there!" Syrus pleaded.
"Why?" Zane asked.
"Because Jaden is scaring me!" said Syrus. "He sleep walks and that makes him keep trying to get in the same bed with me and he keeps saying in his sleep 'Alexis, your butt is so yummy'. What's worse, Chumley doesn't do a thing about it!"
"Maybe because Chumley IS ASLEEP!" said Zane tightening his grip on Syrus' collar.
"Oh, I get it now! So it's at NIGHT that you sleep! I keep forgetting." said Syrus.
"Oh brother...," Zane rolled his eyes.
"Hey where is that beautiful singing coming from?" asked Syrus.
"That's Chazz, trying to cause hell because he thought it would be fun." said Zane. "I thinking he'll be singing it for a while...,"
"SIXTEEN IS JUST AS BAD AS FIFTEEN BUT IT'S THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER SEVENTEEN...!" Chazz continued to sing.
"Yeah...," Zane said. "So welcome to Obelisk Blue...whatever...," Zane yawned. "Now go to sleep."
"Wow, a nice bed for us to snuggle up in!" Syrus said and he lept onto Zane's bed.
"GET OUT OF MY BED!" Zane roared and threw Syrus on the floor.
"What's the big idea? I can't sleep on the floor!" Syrus protested.
"You'll have to live with it, or else I'll throw you off the balcony!" Zane growled threateningly. Zane got into his bed. "If I stop talking to you, it's because I'm asleep."
"Okay." Syrus said. Zane closed his eyes and was just about to go to sleep when he felt someone repetitively poke his eyes.
"Stop!" Zane said knocking Syrus back with his hand.
"Oh, good, I was just making sure you were asleep!" Syrus said.
"What else would I be doing?" Zane demanded. Syrus shrugged. Zane groaned and tried to go to sleep again. Syrus looked anxiously at his brother's sleeping body.
"Zane?" Syrus whispered. No response. "Zane? Zane? ZANE ZAAAANE! ZAAAAANE!"
"WHAAAT?" Zane exclaimed.
"Oh, I was just making sure you were asleep!" said Syrus. "You were, weren't you?"
"Go to sleep." Zane said.
"But...,"
"GO TO SLEEP!" Zane said. "You, retard!"
"Meany!" Syrus said. Zane sighed and tried to go to sleep again. Once again he was drifting off into a peaceful sleep, dreaming of killing Chazz with his Cyber End Dragon. He could see Chazz's face, that chicken-headed idiot...
"WHAT THE (censored)! SYRUS, WHAT'S YOUR MOTHER (censored) PROBLEM!" Zane exclaimed. Syrus had once again tried to see if Zane was asleep and had ran and leapt into the air landing square onto Zane's body.
"I was just seeing if you were asl...," Syrus was literally lifted up by his night shirt by his older brother and literally thrown out the window and off the balacony. He landed in a patch of poison oak.
Zane gave a satisfied sigh as he once again climbed into his bed. That was the last time he ever opened his window again. Meanwhile...
"SEVENTY NINE IS AS BAD AS SEVENTY EIGHT BUT IT'S THE LONLIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER EIGHTY..," Chazz sang, his voice was growing slightly hoarse, but he realized that the singing was making him feel a lot better.
Ra Dorm: 3:30 A.M
"Bastion...WHAT THE FLIP?" Kohara woke suddenly.
"What is your freakin' problem?" asked Bastion. "Syrus what are you doing in here?"
Syrus had made his way to the Ra Yellow dorm. "Umm...hi guys!" he said.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Kohara shoved Syrus on the floor. (He had lept out of the window and jumped onto Kohara's bed, which was right next to the window).
"What do you want? It's 3:00!" Bastion asked.
"It's actually 3:30, BASTION, you think you're so smart but you're not!" Demetri said.
"Shut up!" Kohara said, throwing a shoe at Demetri's head.
"Just tell us what you need, Syrus." Bastion sighed.
"Do you guys have any itch cream?" Syrus asked.