Disclaimer: -Semerra is lying on the couch listening to her C.D. player.-
Hiei: Semerra hello. It's your turn to do the story. -growls- Damn it do I fucking have to do everything myself!
Kurama: -walks over and sets a potato on the couch next to Semerra- Oh look a couch potato.
Semerra: -looks up and glares.
Hiei: I'm going to do this damn disclaimer before Kurama makes my ear drums bleed with another one of his lame ass puns. Naka owns nothing Semerra owns nothing, I'm dating Semerra and Naka is my concubine.
Naka: Your what?
Hiei: Concubine... In Baka terms it means you're my bitch.
Naka and Semerra: HIEI YOU ARE SO DEAD! -both chase after him-
Hiei: o.o -halls ass-
Kurama: -laughing- He he he couch potato.. I slay myself.
Hiei, Semerra and Naka: THAT CAN BE ARRANGED! -all three pounce on Kurama.-
Chapter 9- A "Fun" mission
Naka yawned and leaned on Semerra who had long since fallen asleep on the long car ride towards the forest
they were to investigate a possible killing of human by a rare plant demon accompanied by a wolf and bear
demon. A mission no one was looking forward to…well except Kuwabara but come on he's always ready for a
mission if it means he gets to show off a new skill. Naka smiled up at Kurama who was sitting in the drivers seat
ignoring Yusuke and Kuwabara who were fighting over who knows how to read a map better when the truth is,
neither of them do.
Hiei sat next to Semerra, looking out the window while Semerra slept with her head on his shoulder. Naka
yawned again and used Semerra's shoulder to solve a minor itch on her cheek before settling down to sleep.
"Guys we're here." Kurama stated as he parked the car on the side of the road. "According to Koenma's
directions this is exactly where we should enter the forest."
Yusuke and Kuwabara rushed out of the car while Naka and Kurama yelled at them to be careful. Hiei gently
woke Semerra and they climbed out as well. "I really don't feel like going on a mission today." Naka smirked at
Semerra. "I wonder why." Semerra gave her a death glare before continuing to walk towards the center of the
forest. Naka followed with Kurama and Hiei behind her as she looked at the scenery around her. Semerra was
ahead and Kuwabara and Yusuke ahead of her, talking in hushed voices. Semerra stopped from where she is
and looked around, her eyes scanning from where she was. Naka stopped behind her and sniffed the air.
"Smells like a trap." Something from under Naka suddenly shot up, taking Naka along with it and tying at the
top of a tree. "Hey!" She shouted, grabbing the rope and shaking. "I don't like heights!" She whined, not daring
to look down. "Naka! Hold on, I'll get you down!" Kurama called from below her. Semerra looked behind her
and saw three demons come from behind the trees. "Well, look what we caught boss, a vixen." The wolf demon
sneered pervertedly. Naka glared at the demon while the bear demon drooled behind them. "Yes, now face the
wrath of us!" The plant demon yelled, pointing a sword at them. The bear demon behind them ran through and
tackled Yusuke to the ground, it's drool dripping on his face. "Yuck! Go find a dentist you monster!" Yusuke
yelled, pushing the bear demon over his shoulder and to the ground. Semerra made an ice sword as the wolf
demon tried slicing her in half with his claws, and started fighting Semerra. Hiei started running to Semerra when
the plant demon tackled Hiei, sending him to the ground. Hiei wrestled with the plant demon, sword against
sword. Kuwabara was helping out Yusuke, avoiding its sharp razor claws. Kurama looked up to Naka and
nodded. "I'm getting you down!" He commanded a tree branch to cut the rope holding Naka up. She fell from
the tree and landed in Kurama's arms. "Thanks Kurama!" Naka flung her arms around his neck and kissed him.
Kurama chuckled and put her down to the ground, taking out his rose whip. "Let's fight." Naka nodded and
went to help Hiei with the plant demon while Kurama went to help Semerra. The wolf demon had Semerra
pinned to a tree, it's claws digging in her wrist. "If you're good, I won't eat you, instead, how about I keep you
as a pet?" Semerra screamed in his face, her face twisted with rage. "You fucking perv! Get away from me!"
Kurama's rose whip wrapped around his waist and pulled him off of Semerra and onto the ground. "She said
no, so I would get off her!" Kurama growled. The wolf demon tried getting the rose whip off himself, but it grew
tighter around his waist. He yelped and squirmed more, until the thorns went right through his body, killing him
instantly. Semerra walked over to Kurama and smiled. "Thanks." "No problem, what are brothers for?" "Um…
yeah…right…" She mumbled. Kurama cocked his head to the side. "Semerra, is everything the matter?"
Semerra looked up at Kurama and nodded. "Well, you could say that." Kurama raised an eyebrow at her.
"You have been a bit moody lately haven't you?" Semerra twitched and looked away, crossing her arms. "Shut
up! I'm always like this! It's not like I'm pregnant or anything!" She stopped and went wide-eyed. "Pregnant…
Semerra, where did you get that idea?" Kurama laughed lightly. Semerra sighed out of relief and turned to face
him, placing a hand on her stomach. "Yeah…" Kurama stopped and looked at the hand on her stomach.
"Semerra…you are pregnant aren't you?" Kurama asked, his voice serious. Semerra laughed nervously. There
goes her big mouth…well, he figured it out, so she might as well tell him… "I was wondering when you would
figure it out…Kurama, you're going to be an uncle." Kurama's face went to shock. "YOUR PREGNANT!" He
yelled. The entire forest seemed to stop in its place, as though time suddenly stopped. "Um…" Naka and Hiei
looked over with the demon on the ground in shock, and Yusuke and Kuwabara, ready to kill the bear demon,
stopped in their tracks. "Um…opps?" Semerra asked, laughing nervously.
Yay! Here's chapter 9! I'm so happy, but sick all the same time...is that legal?
Please review and make Semerra and I happy!