Disclaimer: -spaced out looking at the light-
Hiei: Semerra? -.- Great she's lost in thought of the sun. I should strangle her. Maybe not. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Kurama: While Hiei is arguing with himself. Semerra and Naka don't own us. Though I know they wish they did.
Hiei: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
-out of it-
Kurama: -.- Juts read on.
Chapter 11: Semerra's channel... The food channel.
Semerra groaned and flipped threw the channels deciding on the food channel. 'Finally something I want to
watch.' Semerra placed her feet up on the coffee table relaxing as the chef cooked. She watched intently, and
rubbed her stomach as the food sizzled in the pan. She licked her lips as her stomach wished to have just a bite
of that good looking food… ok, maybe not a bite, the whole thing! Semerra was almost drooling when Yusuke
came over and looked at her behind the couch. "Hey Semerra." Semerra yelped and glared as Yusuke's brown
orbs stared into hers. "What the fuck do you want?" Yusuke grinned and pointed to the remote by her side.
Semerra looked at the remote and back at Yusuke. "No." "No? What do you mean no?" "It means what it
sounds like." Semerra growled. Yusuke sighed and reached for the remote. "I don't have to take your shit,
you're on my team so-ouch! Ouch! Let go- ouch!" Yusuke yelled as Semerra grabbed his wrist, bending it
back. Semerra threw Yusuke over to the side and humped. "Fine…bitch…" Yusuke mumbled, walking into the
kitchen. Semerra smirked happily and watched her TV show. Yukina, Keiko and Botan walked through the
door with bunches of shopping bags in their hands, giggling and laughing about something. "Hey Semerra!
Would you be a dear and carry our bags upstairs?" Botan asked, grabbing the remote from Semerra's side.
Semerra twitched and glared at Botan. "Give…the…remote…BACK!" Semerra screamed, lunging for the
remote in Botan's hands. Botan screamed and dropped the remote, backing away. "I-I'm sorry!" She
screamed and ran upstairs. Keiko and Yukina looked at Semerra with pure fear as she reached down and
grabbed the remote, settling herself back down on the couch. Keiko and Yukina laughed nervously and ran into
the other room, making sure they didn't do anything to upset Semerra. Semerra smirked proudly as she
watched the lady put in some spices to the meal. Kuwabara danced inside the house, saying Yukina's name
over and over again in a loving tone. Semerra twitched as Kuwabara came over and smiled. "Semerra! Give me
the remote so my darling Yukina and I can watch a love movie!" Semerra's temper started running very high as
she glared at Kuwabara. "If you even ask one more time, I swear you will never see Yukina again!" Kuwabara
went wide-eyed and backed away, running back outside. Semerra growled. "If anyone asks for the TV one
more time, I'm going to blow!" She screamed. Naka trotted down the stairs and saw Semerra. "Semerra!" She
sang and held out a movie. "What do you say?" "No." "No? But why?" "Because people annoy me!" She
snapped. Naka smiled and laughed. "Alright…you just could have told me without snapping but whatever…"
Naka went into a different room, giving Semerra space. Semerra sighed and nodded, watching her cooking
show, that is, until someone changed the channel. Fire seemed to have surrounded Semerra as she looked over,
murder in her eyes. Hiei sat there on the couch, the remote in his hands, flipping the channels as though it were
HIS remote. Semerra glared and stood up, facing the father of her baby. "Hiei…" She hissed, her eyes covered
by her brown hair. Hiei stopped flipping the channels and looked up. "What?" "HIEI! THAT IS MY
REMOTE! HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING IT! I HOPE YOU BURN IN THE
PITS OF HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Hiei's eyes were wider than the dinner plates Kurama uses for
dinner. "What the hell crawled up your ass and died?" Hiei sneered. "YOU BASTARD! GET OFF MY
COUCH AND GET OUT OF MY HAIR! GIVE ME BACK THE REMOTE AND GO BURN IN HELL!"
Hiei practically threw the remote at the TV and ran out of the room, cursing women and their short fuses.
Semerra smiled and grabbed the TV remote, sitting back on the couch and flipping it back to her channel, happy
as can be. A few hours went by and Semerra was watching some guy put a fish in the oven. Yusuke,
Kuwabara, Keiko, Yukina, Botan, Naka, and Hiei trotted into the room, whispering in hushed voices.
"Remember: Operation; Get Semerra off the couch and get the remote back!" Yusuke hissed. "Why couldn't it
have been shorter?" Botan whined. Keiko hit Yusuke over the head. "Yeah! Why couldn't we have had it as
Operation; kick Semerra off?" Yusuke growled at the people around him. "Just shut up! I'm team captain and I
get to make up the long ass names!" He hissed. Botan rolled her eyes, Yukina giggled and Naka sweatdroped.
"Ready?" Everyone nodded. "Remember your parts and we'll get the remote back!" Yusuke cleared his throat.
They all nodded and went to go over to Semerra, when Kurama came out of the kitchen. "Oh Semerra, you're
watching the food channel?" Kurama asked. "Oh! Get down!" Yusuke hissed, pushing everyone down to the
ground. Semerra glared over at him. "What do you think?" Kurama laughed and walked over. "Keiko! What's
the status?" Yusuke asked, pretending he was in the army. Keiko hit him over the head. "Open your eyes!" She
growled. Kurama chuckled as he walked over to Semerra and pointed to the couch. "May I sit here and watch
it with you? I may get some good idea's for dinner." Semerra looked at Kurama for a second as everyone
behind her slowly got up. "Whatever…" Everyone behind the couch did an anime fall to the ground as Semerra
moved her feet from the couch and sat there, watching Semerra's food channel.
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