Title: Not that
funny
Genre: my sorry excuse for humor
Characters: Kakashi,
Iruka, mentions of Naruto
Comments: Too short to be a story, 106
words too long to be a drabble. Also inspired by the promt table in
kiasce's journal
Status: One-shot complete
"Kakashi, are you ok? I heard you were in trouble an-...whoa..." a suppressed snicker
"Shut up, it's not that funny"
"But... your clothes, and your..." Loud laughter
"I told you, it's not that funny! Now help me down, I can't feel my legs anymore"
Shuffle of feet, then the rustle of fabric, followed by a loud slurping-like sound and a soft plop
A moment of silence
"..Ow.."
"Sorry 'bout that, thought you would be able to catch yourself.."
"I told you, my legs fell asleep, along with certain other parts of my anatomy"
"Ummm, maybe getting off the floor would help?"
Sounds of struggling, then a sigh "Shit"
"What?"
"I think the paint and glue on my clothe and hair dried, and now I'm stuck to the floor"
"Well, at least your not upside down any more. How did you get your self covered in the stuff in the first place?"
"Three words: Naruto, and house-painting jutsu"
"Oh, is that why the paint's..."
"Pink, I know"
More snickers are heard
Voice dripping with sarcasm "Thank you for being oh so understanding"
A bright flash goes off, the click of a camera is heard moments later
"This is going to look great hanging on the living room wall"
"Did you just...?"
"Yep, AND I'm making copies"
A soft growl
"Think of it as revenge for all those times you embarrassed me in the mission room"
"I'm gonna kill Naurto when I get un-stuck from here"
"Whatever you say...pinky" Small snickers become full-grown laughs
"...I hate you so much right now..."