I Do Not own any of the Characters of Camp Lazlo Or Rocko's Modern life, Joe Murray Does. :)
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A New Camper
By: Kev C. AKA ClamRocks
Chapter 1: Whiner
"Camp? Why Are you Taking Me To Camp?" Said The Little Ocelot.
"Because Kevin, you waste too much time playing Video games!" Said Father "I Mean, Your life seems to revolve around those darn Games!"
"No they don't!" Argued Kevin "I Have A life outside video games! I also Watch T.V."
"And thats why your going to camp! You need to be in activities with other kids. And Have Excersize." Said Father.
"Excersize! I'm not Fat!" Shouted Kevin.
"Yeah but you might as well stay in shape So you don't end up Fat and Lazy!" said father.
"...So where am I going to anyway?" Asked Kevin.
"Well I was looking at a bunch of Camps and I found the Perfect one, Camp Kidney."
"Ummm.. "Camp Kidney"? What kind of lame name is that for a Camp!" Said Kevin.
"Its not Lame." Said Father "I think its a cool name."
"Yeah... I know You would..." muttered Kevin.
"What Was that?" Asked Father grumpily
Kevin answered. "I said "Yeah I know You would"!"
"Wait a minute... Aww crap... "
"Why are you so upset about this" Father Asked. "I Know that in the end you'll love it!"
"And If I don't?" asked Kevin
"Then I'll be wasting Thirty Dollars a month..." Said Father
"Thirty Dollars!" Exclaimed Kevin "Thats like A Video Game Every week! Why are you wasting Money?"
"I'm Not Wasting Money! I'm Doing this to help you now Stop Complaining!" Yelled Father.
"Ok then..." Said Kevin Softly.
"Well there it is! Camp Kidney!... Ooooo... Ahhhhhhh... Isn't it just Great!" Said Father "Oh I just know you going to love this!"
"Yeah..." silently muttered Kevin.