" What do you think they will be like?" Nicole asked

" I donno but I hope they have a sexy son" Paris replied

" That would be hot ... you know what would be way hotter?"

" What?"Paris replied while turning into the driveway past the sign that read " KENT FARM"

" If he was still a virgin" Nicole giggled out

The day was calm ( which was rare in smallville) that would not be for very long. The pink truck pulled into the red dirt road leading up to the Kent family farm .

" Mom Their here!" The youngest Kent yelled.

Paris parked the truck and began to back up ... " NO!" The whole Kent family yelled at once..

" Opps!" Paris giggled out

" Opps? You just crushed their fucking fence Paris!" Nicole yelled back. She had a problem with cursing .

Paris parked the truck and got out to look at the damage.

" Im sorry!" She exclaimed

But none of the Kents could say a word after they saw the girls' apperance. Nicole had Black and red and yellow extentions in her multicolored hair . She work big blue knee high boots and a low cut red top. She had lots of percings including her nose. She was carrying a maltease that she called ' Honeychild." She had a very very short mini skirt on and lots of chains.

Paris had Long to her chest platnuim blonde hair and a Blue skimpy top on. She held a Pink louis vittion dog carrying bag that held her pooch named ' Tinkerbell ' . She wore Manolo Blanick High heels, ( that were red) And a Black mini skirt on.

" Dont worry about it " Clark said ... if it had been anyone else he would have been shocked and a little angry but once Clark got a look at the two women standing before him he was speechless. He was surprised that his heat vision didn't malfunction right at that moment!.

" Clark and I will fix it later " Johnathan said " Hi , im Johnathan but please call me Mr. Kent." he said reaching out his hand. Nicole denied his hand and gave him a big hug . " Oh well uh alright." Johnathan said caught off gaurd.

" Hi im Martha , please call me Mrs.Kent" She said giving the two girls a hug.

" And you sexy?" Paris asked.

Clark looked around nervously like there would be another guy around ..." Oh Uh me?" He said pointing to himself." Im Clark ... you can call me Clark" He said reaching out a hand . Paris this time jumped in and gave him a hug and kissed him on the cheek.

" Uh WOW!" Clark exclaimed

" Well now that we know each other Clark mabey you would like to show them the ropes around here..." Johnathan said choosing to ignore Clark's reaction to the kiss Paris had given him ...for the moment.

" Uh yeah of course"

" Alright I will be in the kitchen making fresh pies if you need anything girls" Martha said heading to the kitchen.

"Okay " The girls said.

" Okay so yeah follow me " Clark said begining to head twords the Cow pens.

" So when do I get to milk a chicken?" Paris asked

" What?" Clark asked turning confused

" Dont chicken's get milked?" She replied seriously

" No... HAAHAHAHA" Clark began laughing hysterically

" Oh ...ok" Paris said not finding it very funny

" Paris where the hell would you milk a chicken?" Nicole asked laughing with clark

" I dont know"

" Okay well this is the barn ..." Clark began but Nicole was already walking up the stairs to the loft.

" Nice pad dude" Nicole said looking around and then she found something that she could embarssing him about forever.

" than..." Clark began but paused when he saw what she had in her hands.

A Notebook with the name Lana Lang scribbled all over it.

" LANA ,LANA," Nicole began teasing

" yeah... thats... thats nothing.." he said grabbing it from her.

" Who's Lana?" Paris asked as she made herself comfortable on the couch.

" My girlfriend...well sort of ex girlfriend" He replied sort of with shame

" Well she would have to be a real slut to break up with a stud like you" Nicole replied

" Well she's not a slut in fact she and I are great friends..." Clark said defending her

" Okayyyy" Paris said with a whatever tone.

" So where are we staying... "Nicole asked

" In my room" He repled

" Here? You sleep in a barn? " Paris replied

" I may live on a farm but im not an animal... I sleep in the house with the rest of the humans" He said.

" Oh Im sorry" Paris replied

" It's alright lets go and I can show you the house. " He said leaving down the steps.

" Okay but I have a quick question.." Nicole asked

"What?"

" Why do you have your telescope perfectly aimed at the window to the house next door? "

Clark looked at her and didnt say a word but " Let's go see if my mom has any pies ready yet" Trying to change the subject.