"...Another big thing that gets me, mindless drabble! You know, when someone starts talking and won't stop talking, like those pointless bad guys on Scooby Doo! They just go on and on and on and on and on....."
Voldemort watched coldly as potter continued to ramble, a small twitch flashing in his eyes. Oh if only I had my wand... "And then as much as I hate to say it, there's the hero bit with them going on and on about how they saved the day, and the world, and the penguin, and the fire hydrant, and the;"
"POTTER!!!! PLEASE!! SHUT UP!!!!"
"... :(" Harry sat down with a huff, "Fine! You could have just said something you know!" Voldemort twitched, "How? You never paused! Not even to breath!" the two glared at each other for a moment, then sighed and looked opposite ways. "Okay, I'm sorry I was rambling... sometimes I just get carried away..." Voldemort nodded sympathetically, "Yes, yes, I know... it's not your fault, it's a normal hero trait. It's like evil laughter." Harry raised an eyebrow, "Are you serious?" Voldemort nodded, looking miserable and blushing deep within the folds of his hood. "Yes, this one time I started laughing... and I couldn't stop." For a moment... silence. Harry gazed at the figure before him. "Um... I'm sure that happens to everyone... once and a while?"
The dark lord shrugged. "That's the same thing Nagini told me, but she's always been a positive person..." another uncomfortable silence ensued. After a while Harry looked back up, "So, is it just, Ahahahahaha? Or is it, Mwahahahaha?" Voldemort sighed and took a sip from the cracked teacup. "Well... it's almost a mixture of those, but I've gone Bwahahahahha before, and I distinctly remember a snorting accident last fall." They held each others gaze, a chuckle crept from Harry's throat. "A...A... A snorting incident? Heheheh!" Voldemort hissed under his breath, eyes flashing. "It isn't funny potter..." Harry continued to giggle, his gasping barks growing louder, Voldemort raised an eye brow. "...Potter?"
"Hehehehehehheheehehehehehe!!!"
"Um... Potter?"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!"
"Harry potter?"
"Hohohohhohohohohohohohohoho!!"
"Now see here..."
"Wakakakakakakakakakakaaka!!!"
"....Waka waka? Was that a typo? ...Harry?"
"Honkhonk bwahhahahahhehehehehohohohsnort!!!"
Frightened by the strange sounds coming from harry's mouth, Lord Voldemort fled. "Heheehhee... oh, that was a good one... um... Voldemort?" looks around, "...Tom? ...."
"...Anybody? Hello...?"