"Sorry about that" Harry smiled sheepishly as he finished tying Lord Voldemort to the chair. "I didn't realize that crazy laughter could be passed on threw curses!" Voldemort hissed, struggling against the ropes. "That's because it can't Potter! You did that entire display on your own; after all, I can't be the cause of all your problems! Untie me this instant!!" Harry smiled, "Sorry,the author is afraid you'll run away." A trail of curses hissed threw pressed lips, "Why is she writing about us anyway? Shouldn't she be working with those Nazgul things?" Harry raised an eyebrow.

"What Nazgul things?" Voldemort sighed, "You really aren't a bright one, are you Potter?" Another blank look from the hero of humanity, for a moment, let us feel sorry for them. "So, you were going to tell me what they are then?" Voldemort smiled evilly, "Well, perhaps, it would be much easier to tell you if I wasn't tied up!" Harry hit him with a trout. "Stop that! You cannot bribe me! I'm the hero for Merlin's sake!!" he froze, "And...this hero seems to have chosen a fish for his weapon today...my bad" Voldemort didn't reply, gazing mutely at the soggy weapon. "Sorry about that! Who knows where this thing has been"

flash to river where we see trout swimming happily, then we see net fall over water

fish scream

"Yep! That probably covers it!! So, why are you staring at my fish?" The dark lord drew in a deep breath looked Harry in the eye and, "BECAUSE YOU HIT ME WITH IT YOU FOOL!!! A FISH!!! A STUPID, UGLY, SMELLY FISH!!!" a loud sniffling promptly filled the air; Harry shook his head, "Now look what you've done!! You hurt its feelings!!" Voldemort blinked, "Oh, I'm sorry; I don't know what came over-HEY WAIT A SECOND!!!"

The hand of the author reached down and plucked the fish from Harry's grip, forcing the characters to move the plot along. Voldemort blinked, "Yesssss...so, where were we?"

Harry stared tearfully up at the expanse of computer screen. "...Fishy? Fishy,come back fishy!! Come back!!!" Voldemort shut his eyes and leaned against the ropes, "Potter,I'm sure... (Fishy), has gone to a better place. Now, where were we." Potter sniffled, "Sorry about that, makes me think of that Finding Nemo movie, hits me right here every time."

Voldemort looked up, "Can we please just skip to the next chapter now!?"