…Chapter One…
(Girl fighting with principal)
Girl: I don't want to! I want this class!
Principal: Young lady, this class is trouble! Just choose 3-2!
Girl: Why can't I choose class 3-1?
Principal: Coz, I said so! Now, march!
Girl: It's… April… dad…
Principal: Yuya! You know what I mean! Now… go!
Yuya: Hmph! I'll still enter this class! 3-1! (left the office)
Principal: Yuya! Come back!
(Yuya didin't return after 2 minutes…)
Principal: (groan) that girl…
(Yuya rewinded back…)
Yuya: … I forgot my map… bye!
Principal: (groan) that girl…
(Back to Yuya…)
Yuya: that old man! Grr… um… where am I now? Turn right, left, right, left, right, right, left… it's like a dance! This map is damn confusing!
(Suddenly, Yuya bumped into an evil looking male student)
Yuya: So… sorry, I'm sooo sorry! Oh my god… my –ap…
Guy: chill… it's okay… no need to apologize…
Yuya: My MAP! Look at what you made me do! Clumsy-head!
Guy: I regret being nice to you… who do you think I am?
Yuya: (observed from head to toe) …don't know… I mean, why should I even care!
Guy: I'm Kyo! From the rich Onimeno family… and you…? (Glares)
Yuya: Yuya, my name is Shiina Yuya… uh… where am I now?
Kyo: You're around Ikishima Junction, wait… are you new…? Huh?
(Yuya… is… gone…)
Kyo: (veins popped) she left without telling… she's weird…
(Back to Yuya… again…)
Yuya: So… I'm around Natanawa Junction… (School's have junctions?)
(Suddenly, Yuya bumped AGAIN into another guy but he looked decent enough…)
Yuya: Watch where you're going, Clumsy-golden eyed-pervert!
Guy: Huh? What did I do?
Yuya: You accidentally touched my boobs! (pointing his chest)
Guy: Now YOU'RE touching MINE! And you know I did it accidentally! You said so!
Yuya: Well… I hate being called miss… since… well… my name's Yuya. And I'm not in the mood to say 'nice to meet you'!
Guy: I'm Shinrei… I'm not that pleasured to meet you…
Yuya: Me neither… and who asked your name anyway?
Shinrei: You are sooo rude… and by the way… did you notice that?
Yuya: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… no.
Shinrei: You are wasting my…
Yuya: Time! See ya! (Like I want to…)
Shinrei: … weird girl…
Yuya: I'm LOST! Damn dad! (faints)
(suddenly)
Boy; Is she dead? Hey…Akira! (kneels down)
Akira: I don't think so… Sasuke… fetch me… Kyo! Go, now!
Sasuke: Sheesh! (standing up)
Akira: Don't be lazy! Between you and me… she looks like the principal, don't you think so?
Sasuke: Whatever… here! (Passing a bottle of water)
Akira: What did I ask for? I ask for KYO!
Sasuke: Shut up! (takes a deep breath) KYO! (voice reaches as far as 100km)
(somewhere…)
Kyo: Oh… that's Sarutobi? What now!
Mahiro: you can hear? I didn't hear anything…
Kyo: How did you know what I'm hearing?
Mahiro: The spiders told me…
Kyo: (lifts eyebrow) Spiders? You're still playing with them?
Mahiro: but they're just sooo cu-
Kyo: Don't! Don't say cute!
Mahiro: Adorable then? (smiling voluntarily)
Kyo: Ugh! Hey… sleepy-head's back from the deadly Fubuki Lecture!
Mahiro: Hotaru! Are you okay? Daijyobu? Anywhere hurt?
Hotaru: Who's hurt? Um… (silence) where am I?
Mahiro: (relieved) he's still in one piece!
Kyo: It's 7.30. I should go now… tell the tutor to…
Mahiro: Start the lesson without you and secretly tick that you came in? Settled!
Kyo: okay… thanks…don't kill yourself…
Mahiro: Eh?
Akira: Where is Kyo?
Sasuke: KYO!
(Kyo appeared behind him and hits him)
Kyo: My ears hurt…
Sasuke: There you are… ow…
Kyo: What do you want? Why are you not in class? Why is there a dead woman on the floor?
Akira: One at a time… please…
Sasuke: you're not in class too you know?
Kyo: Shut up! Just answer!
Akira: ehem… well, we found this girl on the floor… and is NOT dead… as you assumed.
Kyo: Who?
Sasuke: (shrug) dunno…
Kyo: Hey… it's the weird girl I bumped into!
Akira: you know her?
Kyo: never even touched her yet but I DO know her name by chance…
Akira: How…?
Kyo: She told me.
Akira: … well… anyways… isn't Shiina the principal's family name? His name is Shiina Dorruu…
Sasuke: (burst out laughing) I still don't get why his name sounds like a door!
Kyo: Yeah… well… whatever… should we bring her to Okuni?
Akira: Hmm…
Sasuke: Hmm…
(after five minutes…)
Akira: I think we should!
Sasuke: Okay… who's gonna carry her?
(the two looked at Kyo)
Kyo: (clueless) What?
Akira: carry her.
Kyo: why ME?
Akira: cause you're strong enough… even though we're strong too but still… you got big arms…
Sasuke: good luck… buddy… (pats Kyo's back)
Kyo: Grr… you really like to see me, ME suffer! (directed this to the still unconscious Yuya)
Akira: Kyo… you coming or not?
Kyo: OF COURSE I AM IF NOT, WHAT AM I? CHICKEN BREASTS! (lifts Yuya) Dammit! She's heavy!
At Okuni's office…
(knock)
Okuni: (humming) Come in! (sees Kyo) Oh… Kyo! Are you hurt? Oh, poor boy! Kyo! Let me check you! Sit down and remove ALL your clothes…
Kyo: Gawddammit! (accidentally dropped Yuya) I'm not the one who's hurt!
Okuni: (surprised) then… who?
Yuya: (starts to wake up) Owwie! Where am I?
Kyo: (pointing down) her.
Okuni: Oo…Who brought her here?
Kyo: I did! Didn't you see me carry her!
Okuni: (gasped) Kyo… how could you…?
Kyo: How could I what?
Okuni: How could you carry her!
Kyo: well… I carried her like this… (lifted Yuya)
Yuya: Hey! Put me down, you pervert! Ah!
Okuni: ARGH!
Yuya: Why is she screaming?
Kyo: dunno… (still holding Yuya)
Okuni: How could you!
Kyo: Hey… SHUT UP!
Yuya: excuse me…
Kyo: What?
Yuya: ehem, ehem…
Kyo: huh?
Yuya: LET ME DOWN!
Kyo: (dropped her to cover his ears) so LOUD!
Yuya: OW!
Kyo: Check her and stop crying like a baby, you baby!
Yuya: I'm FINE!
Okuni: Well, she looks fine to me, Kyo… maybe she's just faking it in front of you… to get your attention…
Yuya: I certainly did not do that! And your breasts are out of place… it should be in a fruit store where they sell watermelons!
Okuni: (flabbergasted)
Yuya: What?
Okuni: first time anyone's praised me!
(Yuya leaves… irritated)
Okuni: Now Kyo… show me your injuries… (trying to touch his face)
Kyo: (shoves her away) Get away from me! (and he leaves)
Okuni: (sighs) beautiful men can't love beautiful woman… they go for ugly ones…
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A/N: At first, it's not that funny but i promise ones in the future! OOC... is it showing already? Well, review me or if you flame me... i'll flame yours too... just to get back. (tongue out) HAH!