Disclaimer: I'm scared so… SDK is not mine!
…Chapter Two…
Kyo: Hey, loud girl! Wait up! (trying to catch up with Yuya)
Yuya: what do you want from me?
Speaker: There is one additional announcement! Please find a girl who is new in this school. Her name is Shiina Yuya… so…
Yuya: Is that…
Kyo: That sounds like your name, isn't it?
Yuya: (crossed arms) that IS my name! Ahh! He likes to make a fuss over me! Grr! He's embarrassing me too! (leaves Kyo)
Kyo: hey wait! Where are you going?
Yuya: hell!
Kyo: you can't be serious are you?
Okuni: (came out of the infirmary) oh, good bye then! Say hi to the Lord of Death for me!
Kyo: hmm… were you eavesdropping?
Okuni: oh no… it's just that the walls are so thin, I…
Kyo: oh, quit it, you man-eater…
Okuni: okay then, whatever…
Kyo: don't you go following me back to class… I see there's a new prey for you…
Male student: Oh… hiya Kyo-sempa- ah! (dragged by Okuni)
Okuni: oh, poor boy! Poor boy! Let me give you some medicine…
Male student: wait! I'm not hurt!
(Infirmary door got locked)
Kyo: good luck… (whistles)
At the principal's office…
(loud knocking)
Principal: What the-? Now, who is knocking the door at this time?
(Yuya came in when the door was almost broken)
Principal: well, Yuya! Where have you been? I thought you were lost!
Yuya: (blushes) well, I was lost but still! Did you have to announce my name on the speaker like that? That is SO embarrassing me! I'm glad nobody knows I'm your daughter!
Principal: Okay, then I'll tell everybody you're my daughter!
Yuya: NO! just let me be!
Principal: what do you mean?
Yuya: do not… just please… I mean… you don't have to tell everybody I'm your daughter!
Principal: fine! Do it your way! But, one thing!
Yuya: what?
Principal: do not be too close to Onimeno Kyo!
Yuya: why?
Principal: he is too dangerous!
Yuya: You said I'm going to do it my way!
Principal: fine! But if anything happens between you and Kyo, you will be transferred to class 3-2!
Yuya: What? Hey! This is MY life! Not yours!
Principal: Yuya, you are my daughter!
(suddenly, the door opened!)
Akira: Oh! So you two ARE father and daughter! No wonder why your surnames are the same!
Yuya: You! You… who are you?
Akira: I'm with Kyo and hah! Wait until I tell Kyo!
Yuya: No! Don't! I don't want anyone I know to know I'm who I am!
Akira: What?
Yuya: I mean- oh! Just don't tell!
Akira: why?
Yuya: Kyo's already… nearly a friend! I don't want him to know!
Akira: then who am I? I saved you! And now I'm your enemy? Oh no! what should I do?
Yuya: I didn't know you saved me! And stop being dramatic!
Akira: I'm not dramatic!
Yuya: okay! Whatever! Just don't tell!
Akira: okay…
Yuya: now… please leave! And don't come again!
Akira: Oh Kyo! Listen to this! Aaagh! (Yuya choke-slammed him)
Yuya: hey! By the way… what's your name?
Akira: It's… hey! Do you think I have the mood to be hit on right now?
Yuya: (blushes) I'm not flirting, drama boy! Tell me!
Akira: it's… A-ki-ra! Now, lemme go!
Yuya: Sorry for doin this Akira! Just please don't tell Kyo or anybody else!
Akira: I guess… (evil face) I can keep it… for a while… hehe… (evil laugh)
Yuya: (choking Akira in hyper-pain mode) stop scaring me!
Akira: K-Y-O!
Yuya: gah! Stop that! (choke-shake him)
Akira: (fainted and his soul left his body)
Principal: Um… Yuya… I think you killed him…
Yuya: Nonsense! He's still alive, see? (kicking Akira's head)
Principal: I think so too… haha! (my daughter's a murderer!)
The following day…
Kyo: Have you seen Akira?
Mahiro: no… um… Hota-kun… what are you doing? (sweatdrops)
Hotaru: (in his mouth was full of Mahiro's spiders) Tora dared me to do this… (mumbling)
Kyo: more like asked…
Mahiro: Hidetada-sama! Spider webs! (traps Tora)
Tora: No! Mahiro!
(A guy came in… the teacher…)
Teacher: hiya all! Miss me? How did the tutor treat y'all? I'm back from Hawaii, Sasuke!
Sasuke: Gah! Stop hugging me! Yukimura!
Yukimura: here! Macadamia cocoa! (passing a box of choco) Like it? It's sugar-free!
Sasuke: Uh… I like it! (sweatdrops) (sugar-free? Eww!)
Yukimura: just kidding! I'm going to use it for our experiment!
Mahiro: what's that?
Yukimura: it's for checking how high the sugar is in it… here; take one for each group… (passing boxes of chocolates)
Mahiro: no! Hotaru! It's not for eating! Throw up!
Hotaru: it's sweet… and it covers the liquid of the spiders…
Yukimura: (silence) …no need then… dig in! I got jelly beans! Want some?
Sasuke: cool! (chew) it's sugar-free…
Yukimura: yes it is! And if widdle Sasuke doesn't want to wear braces… don't complain!
Sasuke: I have perfect teeth!
Yukimura: anyhow… we got a new student! Let me see…
Kyo: (whisper) where's Akira? Oi! Mahiro!
Mahiro: I don't know where he is! But I heard he's dead…
Kyo: you're kidding… (worried a bit)
Mahiro: yep, just kidding! (laughs)
Kyo: that's not funny at all!
Yukimura: ah! Yes! Her name's Shiina Yuya! Principal's… 'relative'! (quietly reading a note that says… "Tell that I'm a RELATIVE OR SUFFER THE CONCEQUENCES!" – love the beautiful Shiina Yuya that can kill you)
(a knock on the door… Yuya came in…)
Yukimura: Ah, you're here! Ahem! Introducing Shiina Yuya!
Yuya: Hello everyone! Please, just call me Yuya! (bows)
Students: Hi Yuya! (continues chitchatting)
Yukimura: Ah! Miss Yuya! Please sit next to… Kyo!
Yuya: YOU! (whisper) 'clumsy-head-pervert-guy'!
Kyo: 'idiotic-no shape-not cute-ugly-heavy-short fused-girl'!
Yuya: I hate you! (sitting down)
Kyo: I despise you! (standing up, sitting down after seeing Yuki's trademarked smile)
Yukimura: (silent) …uh… now… let's begin! Sasuke, fetch me five test-tubes, a test-tube rack, and a filter funnel… Akira… he's not here… ah! Tora! Fetch me a Labo Gas and a beaker filled with water… Hotaru… um… Sodium Hydroxide, Potassium Permanganate… and Hydrochloric Acid please… (A/N: don't judge! I just started my Chemistry and I suck and this is all that I could get out of my head!)
(the other two fetched the right things except Hotaru)
Yukimura: I'll do a demo and the rest, do the others… get it?
Yuya: (very little responsibility…) uh, yeah…
Yukimura: If it blows up, you'll each get an 'F' and vie versa.
Kyo: you'll get used to it… it's better than Maths…
Yuya: I'm good at Maths!
Miharu: (butted in) I'm BAD at Maths!
Kyo & Yuya: who asked you?
(after a while)
KA-BOOM!
TaBA-BoOM!
Yukimura: Benitora, 'F', Hotaru and Mahiro, 'F', Miharu, 'F+'…
Yuya: I've never heard of an 'F+' before at my old school…
Yukimura: Miharu made a strange melodic KA-BOOM and changed it to TaBA-BoOM!
Yuya: which means…?
Yukimura: she got lowest… hoho!
Miharu: (sulking) where is Kyoshiro when I need him?
Tora: (whisper groan) if Akira's here… we'll get an 'A+'!
Mahiro: (whisper) Hota-kun! What did you put inside after the acid?
Hotaru: Milk? Plus some Macadamia cocoa and a slice of onion… (sleeping after that)
Mahiro: (I wish I never asked…)
Hotaru: Zzzz…
(The door opened suddenly…)
Yukimura: Akira! I think you're LATE! (in a singsong voice)
Akira: (bandaged neck) I'm… hurt… I was choked… nearly died… (looking at Yuya)
Yuya: (glared)
Akira: (scared)
Yukimura: by who?
Akira: who what?
Yukimura: who choked you?
Akira: She… (looked at Yuya)
Yuya: (glared)
Yukimura: 'she'? it was a 'she'?
Akira: 'H-he' was big, strong… a tyrant!
Yuya: (he's soooo mean saying I'm a tyrant!)
Kyo: hm… I smell something… detective time!
Break time…
Yuya's in the library with Mahiro… Kyo' trying to make Akira 'throw up' his secrets…
Kyo: TALK!
Akira: No! She'll kill me!
Kyo: Is it Yuya? She sure is weird!
Akira: no! it wasn't her! It was… Okuni!
Kyo: STOP LYING! LET ME KILL HER!
Akira: Stop! It was Saisei! I stole her pudding!
Kyo: stop making me MAD! Tell the truth!
Akira: It was my fault Mahiro choked me!
Kyo: I said… BE HONEST! (choking Akira)
Akira: Agh! Now YOU'RE choking me!
Kyo: oh yeah… Mahiro did say you were dead… maybe…
Akira: (relieved) huh…
Kyo: IT WAS YUYA! (choking Akira much more aggressively)
Akira: (fainted)
Kyo: I killed him?
Akira: (silent)
Kyo: now… 'Operation Kill Yuya' time! (takes out a his gloves) I'm gonna punch you bad!
A/N: Here you go! The next chapter! It took me a long time copying it from the book so appreciate it and don't flame me! Please! R&R!