Harry and Voldemort sat across from each other in the fluffy blue chairs and glared. "…Tell me again Potter, why did you feel inclined to remind her that we weren't following the plot again?" Harry grit his teeth. "Okay! Okay! enough already! How was I suppose to know she'd bring out the fluffy chairs?" The dark lord-of-being-too-pissy narrowed his already almost shut eyes. "There goes my image, what was left of it. Oh I'm so intimidating now! Cringe in fear at the chair! Behold its mighty spookiness! Am I not a sight to freeze blood? To raise blood pressure at least? NO! I look like a pansy! Like, like, like an out of character shred of my former self!"

Harry smiled a slow, amused smirk. "…But Tom, you are an out of character shred of your former self."

"…That doesn't mean I have to look like it!"

"You're raising your blood pressure at least."

"Potter!"

"I bet your death eaters would go into conniptions…"

"POTTER!"

"Oh… hey this could be a nifty poem you know."

"…Potter?"

"Voldemort he sat way over there,
In a fluffy and feathery blue armchair!
At least he sure gave me quite the scare!
He's as terrifying as a teddy bear!"

"POTTER!"

"Well you're the one who brought it up!"

They resumed their glaring. "…So, do we get this over with?" Voldemort sighed. (When we get out of this computer screen I need to go to anger therapy…I've forgotten how to get enraged…)

"Fine Potter. You go first." Harry took a steadying breath. "…Well, I was on vacation…"

"…You can afford to go on vacation?"

"Tom, vault in Gringots, remember?"

"…Oh yes… now that you mention it…"

"Anywhays, I was going on vacation in the Alps or something… and, hey, hey! You're not even listening!"

Voldemort raised his head from the newest Harry Potter book. "Of course I am, Vacation in the Alps..?" Harry blinked. "…Well, yes, vacation in the Alps, and for some reason Draco was there… you sure you're listening?" Tom nodded as he turned the page. "Yes yes, Malfoy was with you in the Alps. Keep it moving." Harry got out of the chair and walked over.

"Are you reading the new book and listening to me?" Voldemort nodded. "…How are you doing that! The world stops when people read these books!" The Dark lord raised an eyebrow. "…Potter, let me tell you something, Eh? Stop looming over me! Sit down!" Harry sat.

"Potter, I am a dark lord, no? I see you understand that much at least. Well, I am a dark lord. That, is a position of some power. Now here is what you might not grasp. People in power must be able to do three VERY important things."

"…Such as..?"

"Inspire, control, and multitask."

"…You can multitask..?"

"Yes."

"…my god, maybe you can take over the world…"