Written by Mandy Sg1
"Queit Tel'c I think they're coming." Daniel said trying to push Tela'c down the hall and away from the door.
Sam waddled out the door followed by Jack, ah the kernel. Sam had had heard what T said, asking about the father of her babies. Sam had her suspicions that Daniel thought it was the kernal or him. She saw the looks on their faces that morning on P3R-XXX, she know what they thought. But she couldn't bring herself to tell them the truth. The lye was better than the truth in this case.
Oh that fateful night, yes they had too much to drink, but you'd think bye now they would know alcohol and drugs didn't affect her like the others, so she was quite sober when they entered that tent. She was tired and their was only one big bed in the tent so she went to lay down. Next thing she knew Daniel and Jack, no damn it the kernal, were laying down on either side of her with the kernal humming Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On. And Daniel adding in the words here and there. She couldn't take it, so she extracated herself from between them and made herself comfortable on the floor using some of the many pillows. She remembered waking up hearing odd noises, she looked up at the bed and found….