Written by MandySg1

"Ah dammit Carter on my shooze!" Jack screamed jumping away but not soon enough to avoid the wet mess.

"Sorry Kernal, but my water just broke." Sam sniffed.

"Ya Jack and those is your boots not shooz." Daniel said angrily.

"Come on Sam lets get you the infirmary." Daniel said taking Sam's hand.

"Ahh!" Screamed Sam.

"Ahh!" Screamed Daniel.

"I know what Carter's screaming about, but what are you screamin for?" Jack asked looking at Daniel.

"Sam…she squeezed my hand really really hard." Daniel sniffed, rubbing his now free hand.

"Okay Carter, do you think you can make it to see the doc?" Jack asked.

"Maybe someone should carry Sam." Daniel said looking at Jack.

Jack looked at Sam than at Daniel than at Teal'c.

"O'Kneel, just because I am the strongest one on the base, perhaps ever on your entire planet, does not mean I am strong enough to carry Major Carter in her curent conditon." Teal'c said raising his eye brow.

"ahh Jack…"

"What Daniel!" Jack said looking at Danny then looking around. "Where's Carter?"

"That's what I was tryin to tell ya, she left wile you too were arguing."

"Well don't just stand there, lets go and find her." Jack said running off being followed by Danny and Tel'c.

Meanwhile in the infirmary, Sam had arrived, "Sam, are you ok?" Janet asked.

"Nooooo!" Sam yelled through a contratin. "My water broke…all over Jac…ah the kernel's boots." Sam said panting trying to catch her breast.

"Oh my, I don't think he'd be too happy with that. So how long apart are your contratins?"

"How the heck should I know, I'm just the one goin thru all the pain, I don't have time two look at the time." Sam said feeling picked on and felt the tears start to drip from her eyes.

"Aunty Sam, Aunty Sam!" Cassie called skipping into the room and giving Sam a great big hug.

"Oh hay Cassie, it's nice to see you." Sam said huggin her adopted nice.

"Carter why did you run off on us?" Jack barked.

"Uncle Jack, don't talk so mean to Aunty Sam." Cassie glared at Jack.

"Hey Cass, I'm sory we were just worried about Carter."

"Speeking of witch, Sam's in labour, so I want everybody out of here." Janet ordered.

"But ah Janet, shouldn't we be here for the berth?" Danny asked.

"Yea, you know four support." Jack agreed.

"Um Janet, could you come here a min." Sam asked, when Janet got there Sam whispered in her ear. "You cant let them stay, I don't want them seein my…my…you know" Sam said turning red.

"Ah from what I herd, isn't it a little late to worry about that?" Janet said quietly.

"No… it was very dark and no one saw nothing." Sam said very mad.

"Leaf it to me Sam, I'll handle it. Ok you can stay as long as you stay by Sam's head and no peeking." Janet said staring at the three men.

"Okay, we'll be good. I promise." Jack said

"Okay well I'm out a here then." Cassie said skipping out of the room but not before giving Sam a kiss on the cheek.

"It's always good to see you Cassie, when do you finish scool?" Jack asked.

"Two more weeks and your looking at a high school grad." Cass said as she left the room.

A little while later…

"Would you too shut up!" Sam yelled.

Jack and Danny stopped with a look of sir-prise on there faces. "Do you not appreciate their renditon of You Lift Me Up? Josh Groban is one of my fav singers." Teal'c said.

"Not right now!" Sam yelled thru another contration,

"Ok Sam push…" Janet yelled, "I can see the head…it's it's a boy!" Janet yelled then handed the baby to one of the nurses.

"A boy!" Jack said proudly.

"A boy!" Danny said proudly.

"Ahhhh! & here comes another one!" Sam yelled.

"Geez Carter, that some mouth you got there." Jack said shocked.
"Take it easy on her Jack, ya know this isn't easy."

"I know, we've been standing here for hours! My feet are starting to hurt." Jack said then saw Danny's scowl.

"That's it, Sam push… it's almost here. Yes, it's another boy!" Janet said handing the baby once again to one of the nurses.

"Holy Frickin' Fertility Batman!" Jack said

Jack and Danny were both beaming happily.

"okay Sam one more to come.' Daniel said as he wiped her brow.

Jack picked up the cup of ice chips and put a few in his mouth, seeing Tel'c look at him.

"what?"

"Okay Sam, push…that's it push again." Janet said really loud.

"Ahhh!"

"That's it Sam….It's…it's a girl." Janet said happily as she handed the baby to the nurse…again.

"I've always wanted a girl." Jack said thru teary eyes.

"Me two." Danny sniffed then wiped his eyes.

"Can we see the babies now, I want to see my keds." Jack said.

"Your kids, their my kids!" Danny said in a huff.

"Oy." Sam said shaking her head.

"Well theyre over heer." Janet said as she lead the men to where the babes were bein taken care of.

Jack and Daniel glared at each other as they followed Jan. Followed by Tel'c.

"So who'se the daddy Janet?" Jack asked.

"Why don't you see for your elves." Janet said stretching her arm out.

Jack and Daniel stepped up to the incubators hodin the kids. Jack looked at Daniel, Daniel looked at Jack then both men looked at Teal'c.

"I believe I am the daddy O'Kneel."