Written by Tok'ra Hostess

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The tree men looked at each other with anger and repulsion in his eyes. Then they all turned and looked at Sam. Jack was angry. His hands balled up into fists and he smaked the infirmary wall tearing out a chunk of cement."How culd you do this to me!"he shouted. You know how I feel... about...

Just then the Gen Hammond came into the room with Bra'tac and gave Jack a percing glar. "HOW DO YOU FEEL about my goddaughter KERNAL?" Be careful how you answer becaus Ive just about had it with your atitood!

Jack looked down while Daniel gave him a dark angry dirty mean little smirk How could she do that to you?" he said. You are in denile, Jack. You know you can't make babies since you're enjury when you blow up that bomb blew up in the gateroom and you were hanging by a rope from the window to save the world from the blackole and your baby-making stuff got burned.

Jack shoved Daniel up against the wall hard. "SHUTUP!" he screemed. You don't know that!

Yeah I,do" Daniel said. Rember that time on PXX-RRR when we had to eat that stuf that tastes like chicken but it look like worms with feathers so the cheif would acept us into his confidance? Well it was drugged with that stuf...

"The stuff you brought back that we turned into Viagra and made enough money to keep the lights on here for the next fifty years?Janet asked?

Yea, that stuff" Danny said sheapishly. Well Jack, sumthing happens that night and...well...thats when I knew you had an enjury and it was rite after that blackole encedent so...

So...Jack incouraged him.

So i thouht I was doing you and Sam a favor by sleeping with her that night on P3R-XXX. I thought I could get her preggers and you would think that it was yours because i know that you secretly love each other...he trailed off. But when i saw the babies I just couldn't give them up, He looked with his beutiful blue eyes up right into Jack's dark cholat eyes filled with with defince. specially to a vilent man like you! Jack!

COUGH Everyone turned to the forgotten Sam lieing on the bed. "Actualy, Daniel, you din't sleep with me on P#R-XXX that was Jack you slept with.
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Indeed! Tealc smiled. Everyone now turned to stair at Teal. He turned to Bratac "I beleve congradulations are in order Master Bratec"he said.

Bratal looked sereiously at the babys and then at his friend. "Uhm, yes...Tealc but, I think it is you who needs to congradulate me.
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Bretac went over and stood over Sam and kissed her very gentlly on the forhed.They are indeed beutiful maj.Carter. they will become grate wariors someday.

BUT...But...why? Daniel cried

When? Jack asked

Where? said GenHamond

How?said Teal.

Everyone turned to look at the Big Jaffa. "HOW?"they all shouted at once.

Not how, said Tealc, but HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? and the big Jaffa stormed out of the enfirmery pushing solders roughly out of the way causing them to fall in a heep and break there arms.

Good question"said Jack silently

Everyone now turned to the happy but imbarassed couple on the bed.