Written by Tok'Ra Hostess

"Yes Jack said but Bretac?"

Sam bit her lips "Its not what you think Jack" she said her lips trembling. We din't sleep together.

Jack staired at her not understanding what she culd mean by this. "But bartac is the father?"

Welll...

"Well...Jack said...what?"

"Its complacated sir she said."

"Please explain in the simplist words you know and I will try to understand without yelling OH FER CRYINOUT LOUD CARTER! okay?" he said as he carressed her hand hesitatingly.

"Yes sir." Sam said as she sat as much at attention as she culd in her condition. The babies are specal. They are the result of imaculat conception."

Jack's eyes got narrow.
Waitaminite. i know what that is. Thats catholic for you get to have the baby but not the fun of making it!"

Sam nod her head, "Yup."

"Oh, Carter, I'm so sorry I thought you wer happy here at SG-1 playing with your wires and flashy lights and eating cake and blue Jell-0 and getting shot at and saving the world stuf. I never knew you wanted babies to be the complete woman that you already are

"Well like I said sir, you don't understand. I did this to save the world sir."

Jacks eyes got even more narrow. What!

Its Thor, sir. He asked me to do this because of some thret even grater then the Go'uld that is coming to our galaxy soon. He said we were pretty smart for humans but not smart enogh to fight this new thing and so he took all the best qualitys from all the most important charecters, like Bra'tac Tealc, Daniel...

Jack clutched at her hand titely. "And...?"

Sam smiled her radant smile that always made Jacks hart melt into puddles of goo But mostly from you, sir."

Sudenly the door to the enfirmery burst opened and Janet and Daniel and Bra'tac and even Tealc came rushing into suround Sam and Jack. "I have the reports back from the lab she said"

Sam blinked her huge gorgous eyes and Jack too. "So soon!" they said in unisun!

Janet rolled her eyes well it seemed pretty important! she said. "You will be very serprized to here that..."

Sudenly a brilant white light appeared like it was coming from the ceiling and when it was gone who shuld be their but, yes, you guest it.

THOR himself!

"Greetings SG-1 and co. he said in that flat voice of his.

Jack fumed. He was not in a good mood right now. How dare that skeeming little naked molerat from otter space
mess around with his love without even letting him help? He thought Thor was his friend but, oh boy, was he ever NOT!

Thor! Daniel cried. You did this? Why!

When? Jack asked

Where? said bratac

How?said Teal.

Everyone turned to look at the Big Jaffa. Well, Janet said, now that you mention it, Telc..." and they all turned to the asgard" HOW?"they all shouted at once.

"I simply took the best form all of you and mixed it very carefully into the egges that were availabal in majCarter's belly. She is a remarkably fertile woman in amongst all her other wonderful qualities not to mention no one in the whole galaxy has stupider ideas then her too.

Sam looked down modestly, tears of gratitude filling her eyes and thrtening to spill out all over the bed and Jack who was holding her tightly.

Of course he went on You all have so many qualaties that it was a good thing there were three egges to spred them out into.

And now I must leave you as I have another problem to fix somewhere else and i won't be around if you call for help okay? But befor I go, rember that these babies all have special superpowers thanks to you, there fathers and they will be able to talk to the Ascended people for you because that's going to become real important soon.

And the bright light came on again and next they knew Thor was gone again.

Everyone crowded around the happy mother, so many tearing flowing from so many eyes that Siler had a hard time moping up after everybody.

Finaly GenHamond said "I would be honered if I culd be the babies godfathers. what are you going to name them?"