Keri: Alright, so 3 in one day, that's like push-over maybe? But I'm sick! I have no life! I have the Teen Titans here with me!

TT: ON CHAIRS!

Keri: Yeah so? Earlier I was reading this story by Dark Poot called Teen Titans: Interlude with Hormones and I found the GREATEST LINE EVER! But I'm not saying because I am encouraging people to read his/her stories.

TT: Your a loser.

Keri: I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT! OPERATION SELF ESTEEM! Crazy, loopy, remember? That's just me.Hopefully this one won't die.

Disclaimer: I think I forgot this last time. Let's re-cap. Don't own: Teen Titans, Simple and Clean, Kingdom Hearts, Abercrombie, Vans, this computer, school, uh, Pop-Tarts...But remember, I own the New Found Glory CD I bought.

Chapter 3: Choir and Dance? Fatal.

"That was the weirdest class I have been in." Keri said, getting to her locker for the first time. 29, 34, 15. She put it in. It didn't open. She screamed. "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME LOCKER? MUST I GET A LOCKER WHISPERER OR SOMETHING!" The locker quivered and opened. "That's what I thought Mr. Locker." She put her folders and crap in there and turned to Starfire and Raven, who were staring at her "explosion". They had got their locker open fine.

Keri smiled a little. "I remember this one time, I was sick and my friend said someone called her fat..."

Flashback to talking

Em: keri, i hate ppl who call me fat

Em: it makes me really mad

Em: and then i spazz

Em: and then i cry

Em: and then i die

Em: the end

Keri: WHO CALLED YOU FAT! I WILL GET THEM! I SWEAR I WILL BREATHE ON THEM!

Keri: give them this damn cold

Keri: DIE BACTERIA YOU SONS OF BITCHES!

Em: HAHA

Em: wow

Em: thnx

Em: lololol

Em: o well

Em: so

Em: wut did u do on ur bed of illness?

Keri: um...eat

Keri: and...blow my nose if you know what i mean

Keri: hahahaha

End Flashback

Starfire giggled and Raven sweat-dropped. "Another amazing story Keri."

Keri smiled. "I should make a book or something. The adventures of Keri and her sad, sadistic life."

Raven and Starfire started walking. "Yeah Keri, you do that."

Keri yelled to them. "DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND YOU GOOBERS!" She ran to them and almost knocked them down. "That's what you get you boons."

Raven just rolled her eyes. "How did I get to know you weirdos?"

Starfire laughed. "We kinda ambushed you."

Keri laughed and ran right into a locker. She was on the ground, about to yell. "YOU STUPID LOCKER! YOUR ON HIS SIDE TO! YOU FEROCIOUS BEASTS!"

The innocent person who's locker it was started to cry. "You insulted my locker! You big meanie pants! I'm telling my mommy!" He/She, could be a shemale, "it" ran away.

Keri stood up, brushed herself off, and slammed the locker. "That's what you get you ferocious being. You are so un-majestic."

Raven cleared her throat. "Guys, school."

Keri humphed. "Oh yeah, let's go."

They all walked to their second period class, choir. Yes choir! "Now, class of highly intelligent, good singers. We have 3 new students." The teacher, Mr. Day, said sweetly. Too sweetly, gaily.

"Ok, Mr. Gay! I mean Day!" Some baritone shouted out.

"So you 3 are altos. NOW GO BEFORE I HIT YOU! AHAHAHA!" They ran, fast. That class almost never ended...

They walked out of 2nd period and we're on their way to the best time of the day. Dance.

"Well girls! PERAWETS! (I have no idea how to spell it) NOW! FUATAYS! (Don't know this either. And I take dance. I'm sad.)" Everyone hit the ground. Especially the guys.

Cy, BB and Robin looked confused. "What's a fuatay?" They asked each other. They all shrugged.

Keri, Raven, and Starfire walked in the class. "Uh, dance. Great." Raven mumbled.

"NEW GIRLS! DO A FUATAY!" Keri hid behind Raven. "NOW!" She bellowed.

Keri ran out and did a P-K turn and then a fuatay. She was shivering from fright. "Your scary lady." She ran over to Raven and Starfire, and looked in front of them. There sat Rob, BB and Cy.

'Great.' They thought in unison.

KeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRiKeRi

Keri: Yeah, that's 3. AND I hope it doesn't cut off. Seriously.

TT: SHUT UP AND LET US GO!

Keri: No. You yelled at me. : R n R please!