Keri: I hope my computer over-loads on you. o Is tied up o

TT: You said before it's not your computer!

Keri: That means nothing! It belongs to my family, so right now your breaking my constitutional rights.

TT: Which article?

Keri: Amendment 4 or so. Right to privacy! So get off you little people!

TT: o Back off o Fine.

Keri: Wow, your dumb. o Scoots to the computer o Well, I can't type. I'll have to bring in my pet monkey.

TT: You have a pet monkey!

Keri: Yeah. His name is John. He's my brother.

Robin: o Anime Fall o I'll type!

Keri: You better not write anything stupid!

Chapter 5: Meet...THE LIARS! Oh boy here we go.

(It was a sunny day in Jump City. Everything was right. Robin had finally admitted his feelings for Starfire and they were making out in his room. BB And Rae had done the same. Cy was with his computer...kissing it over and over, whispering dirty phrases to it! Everything was right!

And then Keri yelled "THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY!")

The Real Story:

Keri, Raven, and Starfire walked outside with their "lunches" and sat under a tree. Keri suddenly got the chills. "DAMN YOU AND YOU PEOPLE WALKING ON MY GRAVES! Trying to kill me! I don't need your sass! Bring it on!"

Raven and Starfire's eyes grew wide. "STOP YELLING! Your scaring people."

Wisconsin: "Well, Billy, how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"

"Umm... o Power goes out o apparantly none because the power went out."

Cali: Raven's nose suddenly twitched. "Why do I feel like a bunny?"

Starfire looked up. "Maybe it's because your eating a carrot...?"

Raven looked in her fingers. There was a carrot! How it got there, she had no clue but, it was the best carrot she'd ever tasted!

Keri then sneezed. "Who's talking about me!" Everyone was staring. She then pointed to random people. "Was it you? Or you! MAYBE IT WAS YOU! I BET IT WAS! LOOK AT YOUR SMUG FACE!" Ironically, the person she was pointing at did have a smug look on his distorted face.

(Robin then walked out of the cafeteria and walked over to Starfire. "Hey Star." He said smoothly. "Hey Rob. Do me now." Starfire said walking over to Robin, kissing him furiously.

Then Keri said "ROBIN YOU NEED TO STOP!")

Real:

Robin then walked out of the cafeteria and over to Star and gang. "Hey Star." He said smoothly. "Umm. Hello. How did you know my name?" Starfire said scratching her head. "Lucky guess." He said, even smoother...like a baby's butt. "Umm, can you go guess somewhere else? I'm trying not to gag on your colonge. Too much. I'm dying." Starfire said.

Star has just dumped a whole bottle of baby powder on Robin's baby-ish butt.

"Why do you torment me so! What have I done to you!" Robin said, falling to his knees sobbing uncontrolably.

"1. You called me fat...and a hobo! Or was it homo? Oh well. 2. It's...you." Starfire said.

"Oh. She got you." Keri said, eating her chips slowly, savoring the taste. "Oh...wow. It's an explosion of flavor in my mouth. Cheddar and Sour Cream people! Eat it now!"

Robin scratched his head and pleaded some more. "I can change! I swear!"

Keri looked at Star, who looked at Raven, who looked at Keri. "You have to prove it."

The girls stood up and walked off while Robin smiled evilly, turned to the cafeteria window, and gave a thumbs up.

Inside the Cafeteria:

"B, I think he did it!" Cy said, putting the binoculars down.

"Yes!" BB said, giving a high-five to Cy, walking to Robin with evil smiles on their faces.

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Keri: Awe man. Was that a cliffhanger?

Robin: I think so. I'm not sure. NOW WHY DID YOU GET RID OF MY GOOD WRITING!

Keri: Because it was horrible, didn't fit into the story, and we're not to that part yet!

Robin: You mean there's hope!

Keri: Most likely. BUT NOT THE WAY YOU WROTE IT!

Raven: Shh! Your giving it all away!

Keri: No I'm not! I'm dropping 'convenient' hints. Now. I thought of something.

Raven: I'm afraid.

Keri: You and BB fight so much, you should call each other 'Hubby' And 'Wifey'. I think I will put that in my story. That's great. NOW PRESENTING HUBBY AND WIFEY! o Curtain rises to reveal Raven and BB o Oh yeah! I'm sorry it's so short you guys! Ive done like 5 chapters in 1 day. So proud. GOODBYE FELLOW OHIOANs Kukuku.

R n R please. Or I will force feed you avocados.