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A/N This story is authored by moi and it is co-authored by the one and only Lady of the Frozen Black Flame!

Hermione, Harry, Ron were stuck in the room of requirement trying to get out. Malfoy then came in ready to plot another attempt of destroying Hogwarts when he saw Hermione, Harry and Ron.

Hermione, Harry and Ron: Don't shut the- (The door slams) the door!

Malfoy: what are you piles of filth doing here? (Malfoy turns to leave but the door won't open) Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Hermione: The door won't open.

Malfoy: I can see that, miss-know-it-all!

2 hours later

Ron: I'm booooooooooored.

Hermione: Wait I've got a plan!

Everyone: (comes together and starts plotting their plan)

Room of Requirement: (grows ear to try and listen into their conversation)

Hermione: Room of Requirement can we have a T.V?

Room of Requirement: (gives them a TV)

Ron: Room of requirement can we have nachos?

Room of requirement: (gives nachos)

Harry: Room of Requirement can we have a video player?

Room of requirement: (gives video player)

Everyone: (keeps on asking for things to try and confuse the room of requirement)

Hermione: Can we leave this room?

Room of requirement: (opens the door)

Everyone: (rushes to the door but before they could get to the outside the door closes)

Room of requirement: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M NOT THAT STUPID!

Everyone: (Hits the door not being able to stop in enough time. A great thump is heard)

Hermione then sees a letter that turned up mysteriously and reached for it. The letter said Play video.

Hermione: (pressed play) Hey look there's a movie in here!

Ron: (runs to one of two bean bags in the room) Bags the pink beanbag!

Harry: You like pink?

Ron: (puts hands on hips in girly way) Well duh!

The movie starts playing. At first it has a message saying, "Have you ever bought or rent a video tape that's not quite right? It may have been a pirate cop-" Hermione pressed forward on the remote. It then finally came up with white writing on a black screen saying "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone. PG: Parental Guidance is recommended for persons under 15 years: Supernatural themes."

Everyone: (looks at Harry)

Harry: What I didn't do anything!

Ron: Shut up the movie's starting!

Malfoy: Hey down in front! (Throws nachos at Ron's head)

There then is a big emblem saying WB: WARNER HOME VIDEO.

It then has small music in the background. The movie goes on and shows a sign saying Privet Drive.

Harry: screams OH MY GOD STALKERS!

Everyone: Shut up!

It then goes to show owls fluttering past an elderly man… a very familiar man.

Draco: Is that Dumbledore? (Turns to Hermione) Did you ask for a documentary?

Hermione: I didn't I swear!

Prof. Dumbledore said, "I should have known you would be here Professor McGonnagal." The movie then showed a cat then transformed into Prof. McGonnagal.

Harry: don't tell me this is porn… It has my name as the title for god's sake!

Malfoy: yeah I can imagine it now Harry Potter-the boy who lived- the porn star (Laughs evilly)

Hermione: Ohhhh kaaaaay… that was a bit… over the top… if you know what I mean!

"Good evening Professor Dumbledore, are the rumours true Albus?" Says McGonnagal.

"I am afraid so Professor. The good and the bad." Dumbledore replies.

"And the boy?" asked Prof. McGonnagal.

"Hagrid is bringing him." Answered Dumbledore.

"Do you think it is wise to trust Hagrid with something as important as this?"

"Ah Professor I would trust Hagrid with my life."

Motorcycle lights in the background coming closer.

Ron: Don't tell me it's a threesome! AHHHH

Malfoy: (gets pillow and bonks it over Ron's head)

"Professor Dumbledore sir, Professor McGonnagal." Hagrid says.

"No problems I trust, Hagrid?"

"No Sir, little tyke fell asleep just as we were flying over Bristol." Hagrid answered. "Try not to wake him, there you go" Hagrid says passing the baby over to Professor Dumbledore.

"Albus, do you really think it ís safe, leaving him with these people, I've watched them all day, they are the worst sort of muggles imaginable, they really are." Says McGonnagal.

"The only family he has…" Albus said.

"This boy will be famous there won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name" McGonnagal reasoned.

"Exactly he's far better off, growing up away from all of that, until he is ready…"

Harry: NNNNNOOOOOO don't leave me there, you crazy old man!

Albus places baby Harry on doors step. Hagrid sniffs.

"There, there Hagrid, it ís not really goodbye after all." Albus said.

He then places a letter on the baby, Harry. The letter saying Mr and Mrs. Dursley, 4 Privet Drive, Whinging, Surrey.

"Good luck Harry Potter." Albus says.

There is dramatic music, and a flash of light as it zooms up on Harryís scar.

Ron: I'm blinded.

Then it showed in big gold letters HARRY POTTER and the PHILOSOPHER'S STONE.

Malfoy: Who in their right mind would do a movie on saint Potter?

A/N Tada! First chapter is finished! If you wanna see more you gotta review! Review! Review! Just press that button and everyone will be happy! Yay! I know that this is half in script form half not. The reason is so then you can distinguish the movie (in the sentences) and the people watching.