Keri: Wow, seriously guys, is this 6 or 7? I think it's 6. In one day! AND I ALREADY HAVE MORE THAN 16 reviews. I am so proud. 2 pages of reviews!

TT: Why are you proud? Don't you read stories with like 180-360 reviews.

Keri: No, I read from about 10-infinity. So in your face.

All you lovely poeple who reviewed, I thank you! (Screw this, I'm so mad)

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So people, your reading my story obviously, and if you really like it, YOU CAN BE IN IT! If you want to, I'd probably make you crazy, but if you do, review! (Robin: Good job! Endorcing! Stupid boon.)

Chapter 6: New Friends and Big and Rich

"Do you think he's lying?" Starfire said, sitting down in Spanish next to Keri.

"Most likely, but how is he lying? Can't he just get on with his prep life?" Keri said scratching her head. "Maybe he loves us too much, and he can't hold it in anymore. Like a cowboy and his love for horses. Like, I really can't hold this song anymore." Keri said getting up in front the class. Everyone stared. She started to sing.

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

Chorus:
Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling- Blanging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Chevrolet for your Escalade
Or your freak parade
I'm the only John Wayne left in this town

And I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

Spoken:
I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my cowboy reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Wilie Nelson song I could think of
And we made love

And I saddled up my horse
and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so pretty
Riding up and down Broadway
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride a cowboy

What? What?
Save A Horse Ride A Cowboy
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride a cowboy.

Keri did many exotic dances. Such as the lumberjack, the lawn mower, the bus driver, the train, and the pimp drive. She gave a thumbs-up to everyone who was staring at her. One girl stood up and clapped. "My name is Sam and my room is blue!"

Keri nodded. "That's lovely Sam. Have you seen a crayon box?" Sam nodded.

"Have you seen the BIG 96 crayon box. It's big if you know what I mean. Heh." Sam nodded again.

"Have you noticed how many shades of blue there are?" Keri asked. Sam nodded.

"Starfire, what you give her?" Keri said, nodding to Star.

"I give her a 10. And an invitation to THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH! Our group." Starfire said, suddenly changing into a beautiful black dress, then changed back. It was...amazing, if getting changed fast suits your interest.

"AHHHHH! Oh my goodness children! Look out the window!" The spanish teacher, Senora Evanko, said as she walked to the window and climbed out of it. "I'M FREE YOU INSOLENT WENCHES! MUWAHAHAHA!" This Senora Evanko person was ACTUALLY Naraku in disguise. "Kukuku children! I will get you my pretties! And your little dog too!"

One girl, Emily, stood up. "NO! FLUFFERZ! I WILL NOT LET THE BAD MAN HURT YOU!" She said as she ran, really girly, out the door, tripping on the rug as she went. "I MAY HAVE A BROKEN NOSE BUT I WILL PROTECT YOU FLUFFERZ!"

"Well, that was weird. Weirder than...Elton John if you know what I mean." Keri said, nodding. "Alright! I am now you teacher! Get prepared for painnnnnnn. I mean. Happiness, like little bunnies in fields, eating the flowers, or sunshine!" Keri picked up the chalk, wrote Senora Solana on the board, and smiled evilly.

Time for fun.

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Keri: How was that?
Robin: Really bad!
Keri: That's great! Exactly what I wanted to hear!
Robin: Really?
Keri: YEAH!
Robin: Then it's was really good!
Keri: You know I was joking? THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT ROBIN! HAHAHA!
Robin: You manipulator.

R n R people!