TT: o Reading keri's e-mail o I think we should delete all these e-mails.
Keri: o anime sweatdrops o Umm, no. I already read them all anyways. And I must say I'm proud.
TT: why?
Keri: BECAUSE THERE'S 54! OK 54! 4 PAGES OF REVIEWS. ALL YOU REVIEWERS, I SO LOVE YOU! You should congratulate yourself by eating a piece of cheese.
Robin: So, when do I get to kiss Starfire?
Keri: Never! I think you should be stuck kissing your wall all day mumbling incoherent phrases about 'Starfire' and 'do me'.
Robin: I don't mumble do me!
Everyone: o sweat drops o
Robin: Just get to the reviews!
(Piss off Thanks:
outlawarcher
Beebop
robin and starfire fan
Zako Lord of Randomnessness
Ldy-FLoR
lil' LIK star
Kage no ni yoru
evanescencerox
Free-Desert-Wind
brianna
Linkin Park Fanatic
Demonestress
Captured Essence
luvlifecharm
Major Fan
Jackalobe/Rose
shadow929
Rockershimo
xILuVxSeSsHyx4EvA
Star-Elie
King Phoenix
Robingirlwonder
TtitansFan
If I missed some, it's because doesn't show them within a certain amount of time. But I promise I will get you!
'italics' are people thoughts. or just in these things...I kinda forgot what their called. ' '
And just for Bee bop: Chapter 7: A Chapter ALMOST all about Raven.
Beauty and the Beast, Operation Save Starfire
So we start off with Raven in poetry class. With her new found best friends, Boredom and Aggrivation! It was like a talk show in her head:
"Well, there's nothing to do." Boredom said.
"Well, we could write poetry. Hint hint on the class name." Raven said, shaking her head.
"WE COULD IF SOMEBODY WOULD STOP TOUCHING OUR SHOULDER! THAT'S IT!" Aggrivation said.
"STOP POKING ME!" Raven shouted at the little green boy sitting next to her. Beast Boy cringed with fear. "No yelling!"
Ohio: The young teenage boy was experiencing...new things. Yes. He was experiencing...thoughts. The light bulb above his head had finally come on.
"YES! IT FINALLY CAME ON!" He yelled during his social studies class.
BOOM! Oh well, there it went. (The light bulb broke.)
"DAMN YOU LORD! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!" The young boy yelled as he ran out the door, crying, heading for home so he could cry to his mom.
California: Raven sighed and rubbed her temples. "I'm not yelling."
Beast Boy had finally come out of his small hiding spot in the darkest corner in the back of the room. "O-Ok. So Rae, you like poetry." Beast Boy said getting out his 'Raven memopad' and wrote that down. Yes, Beast Boy had a Raven memopad.
'Stalker...WHY DON'T YOU GO STALK YOURSELF! Dear god. I'm starting to think like Keri.'
"Yeah I do. I also like green tea if you want that lovely piece of information." Raven said rolling her eyes.
The evil stalker leech boy who sat behind her was smiling. "Thanks Raven. I really wanted to know that." He said with a creepy smile.
"Right." Beast Boy said as he wrote down 'green tea'. "Can I hear your poem Raven?"
Raven blinked a couple of times. "No."
Beast Boy whined a little. "Why NOT Rae!"
Raven twitched for a second. "Never call me Rae again and we have a deal."
Beast Boy shook his head as he wrote down 'hates to be called Rae' wide in the open like nobody noticed. Raven looked around. There was no teacher...
"I want to read my poem first!" Beast Boy said as he grabbed his notebook and cleared his throat. It was free verse day. How people knew was mind baffling because there was no teacher.
"Cows. Shouldn't be killed. Keep your greedy meaty fingers to yourself you nasty pigs. SAVE A COW, EAT SOME TOFU!"
Raven blinked. He had NOT just written about cows. That was it she was out of this class.
"So, Raven, what's your poem?" Beast Boy said, thinking his poem was the best.
"Darkness, like a blanket of sorrow and fear, surrounds me and won't let go. Nobody's here, I'm alone, that's nothing new."
Beast Boy clapped and wiped his eye. That was beautiful. Raven just sighed and walked out of class. She didn't make it out the door thugh because the clock came walking down the hall. Not really walking, more than running, AWAY from the scary science teacher.
"Come back Mr. Clock we can be REALLY GOOD FRIENDS!" The teacher said, twitching as she ran.
Over to Keri and Starfire.
Keri was scared. Scared for the first time. When she said act like 'raging moo cows frantically looking for a piece of cheese that someone had stolen, while saying moo every 5 seconds, then sniffing someone's foot' she didn't think it would turn out like this!
Almost everyone was knocked out due to punching 'like raging moo cows', searching pockets for cheese, and sniffing peoples feet. Only 4 people were 'alive'. Starfire, Sam, Rose, Shelly, and herself. Well, that's 5 but oh well.
"Uh, how did this happen?" Keri said to Starfire.
Starfire looked at Rose, who looked at Sam, who looked at Rose, who looked at Shelly, who looked at Keri, who looked at Starfire, who just shrugged. (If you followed that, congratulate yourself.)
"So, Rose, Shelly, would you like to be in our group?" Keri asked them. They looked at each other and shrugged. "Do you have anything to say?"
They looked at each other, then looked at Keri and both said, in unison, "Moo."
Back to Raven:
Raven walked the halls, trying to get away from Beast Boy, who was leeching on her. Seriously, he was on her leg, getting pulled away by Raven.
"Come on Raven! Please! Let me eat with you. I promise I won't do anything stupid like spit milk out my nose or, or OH! Eat Tofu! Well, I can't stop eating Tofu BUT COME ON!" Beast Boy said.
"Fine! Fine! Geez! Just get off of me!" Raven said, veins popping out of her head, shook Beast Boy off her leg.
Beast Boy did a cheer. "2,4,6,8 Who's eating with Raven...tommorow? BEAST BOY! BEAST BOY! GO BEAST BOY!"
Raven resisted the notion to laugh. "That was an exciting cheer but it's not just me. It's Keri and Starfire, too and knowing them they found more friends."
Beast Boy smirked. "Then Robin and Cy are eating with us as well."
Raven rolled her eyes. "You did not just say as well."
Beast Boy scratched his head. "Yes, I did. Why?"
Raven looked pitiful for Beast Boy. "It made you sound smart."
Beast Boy was like an exploding bubble at the point. "I AM TOO SMART! GIVE ME SOME CREDIT! I TRY! I MEAN MY 3.0 MEANS SOMETHING!"
Raven rolled her eyes and resisted pressing the "yelling button" as well. "You have a 3.0?"
Beast Boy calmed down. "No, but that means nothing! Don't get up all in my grill homie!"
Raven shook her head. "Oh dear god no. Never again. Say that again and you are seriously hurt."
Beast Boy twitched and nodded. "Ok, ok, I don't want to hurt the face. Everybody loves the face! Look at it! Oh my gosh it's beautiful. I should frame it!" Beast Boy said to Raven.
But Raven wasn't there. Only the wind, and the people staring him down. 'Oh well. It worked. Have to tell Cy and Rob.'
Keri blinked again and again, it just wasn't happening! The Math Teacher had assigned partner work and her and Starfire weren't together! But that wasn't the bad part. Starfire has to work with the kid know as 'Red X'.
"Umm, teach. Can I speak with you?" Keri said, smiling.
"I'm NOT CHANGING THE PARTNERS KERI! NOW GO!"
"No! You have to! Not for me! For Starfire! Seriously, all we know, is that he's a preppie! HE HAS PREPPIE GERMS! HE WILL PROBABLY MOLEST HER! Or worse...touch her..." Keri said, trailing off, watching Starfire walk to 'Red X' sadly. "No! Starfire! GET BACK HERE! I WILL REMEMBER YOU!" Keri said, falling to her knees. Rose, Sam and Shelly fake cried and meowed like a dying kitten or sad bobcat in danger.
Keri ran to Rose. "Rose what am I going to do? I have to Save her!"
Rose stroked her chin. "We could all go on spy missions! Operation Save Starfire!"
Rose, Sam, Keri and Shelly all huddled in a circle. And thought of a plan. Operation Save Starfire was underway!
Raven's period wasn't any better. "I've tried explaning to you, but I don't do gym. It's just...not my style." The gym teacher blinked and pointed to the locker rooms. Raven sighed.
The only thing that crossed her mind was 'Oh man, this is gonna suck.'
(Keri:
Should I end it there?
Robin: No! Keep going! Tell me how they
save Starfire! And the Raven thing too.
Keri: I tried to include
all I could about Raven, and littler Star and Keri.
TT: YOUR
STILL GOING!
Keri: fine! Don't be so...hasty.)
Raven sighed. What joy! Volleyball week was in progress and she just HAD to be on 'Dick' and 'Vic's' team: 'Dick and Vic's team'. (Thats the name)
The ball was hit her way a couple times and she just stepped a side. Other times, she spiked it into the ground. All the other times, she cursed the evilness of gym and it slowly backed away. Once it hit her in the head.
"Get in the game Raven!" Cy said, hitting the ball, very feminine like.
"You know, you look absolutely feminine. And your telling me to get in the game." Raven said, blunt look on her face.
"FEMININE! I'M NOT FEMININE! TAKE THAT BACK!" Cy said pouting. Raven shook her head. Maybe things were going better for Star or Keri.
Operation Save Star had failed/succeeded. Sam screamed "STUPID RED X PERSON! ARRRRRG! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS 'RED' X? I think it should be blue X!"
Yes, it had succeeded but the only failure was that Red X had taken Sam's shoe. Yes, her brand new shoe from her mom. "I didn't even know where the shoe came from! It was like magic. Maybe she pulled it out of her magic hat that I didn't know she had." Sam said, scratching her head.
"Is her butt big?" Rose said.
"Uh, I guess...?" Sam said.
"Then she probably pulled it out of her butt." Rose said, chewing a piece of gum.
"GIRLS! HOW DID STARFIRE GET OVER HERE!" The teacher said coming up behind them.
"Umm...like this!" Starfire said getting up, walking back to 'Blue' X, grabbed Sam's shoe, and walked back to the group.
The math teacher growled. "I wish I could do that..." She said as she walked away. "Stupid teenagers."
The girls had their mouths open. "That was weirder than 'Blue' X!"
Red X heard and stood up "I RESENT THAT!"
pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥pª®†¥
Keri:
That is the end of this chapter. I seriously hope you enjoyed it
because I kinda got writer's block.
Robin: No! Your not aloud to
have Writer's Block!
Keri: Yes I am! I'm a writer and I live on a
block so bring it on.
Starfire: Guys shut up I'm watching
Avatar!
Keri: Ooo! Avatar's on!
Raven: We seriously need a sane
writer.
Keri: Well, you've got an insane one. Deal.
Cyborg:
Booyah!
Group: o sweatdrops o
Cyborg: What? I wanted to
say something.
