Disclaimer: OK for people who are stupid enough not to look at chapter one's disclaimer go there! And besides I'm too lazy to type it again! Hehehehehehehehe!

A/N OK chapter two is now up! Ready, Set, Go! I have now put all the movie parts in italic so you can distinguish them better.

I would also like to thank Hyper Girl 10, GoodStories, Halfsithalready, thedarklordsonlyheir, Mantirwen, Amberhawk, GiddyGirlie, Mysterous-Saz, Goddess of Grammar, the mystical voice from up above, X-Dusk-X and sheikgoddess for reviewing my last chapter! Thanks you guys rock and I'll think you rock more if you read and review!

The scene then went on to show Harry in a cupboard under the stairs.

Malfoy: Haha!(like neilson from the simpsons) You lived in a cupboard!

Hermione: (sarcastically) Oh I'm sorry if we're not all spoilt like YOU Malfoy!

Malfoy: You also live in a cupboard?

Hermione: Ummmm… no…

Malfoy: My point exactly!

The movie then had great loud thumps. A woman who resembles a horse is then heard saying "Wake up! Now!"

The movie then shows a pig-like boy yelling on top of the stairs, "Wake up cousin we're going to the zoo!"

Malfoy: Did I just see a horse and pig? What freak show is this?

Harry: That's my aunt and cousin…

Malfoy: Oh… I see…

Harry then came out of his cupboard under the stairs but was pushed back in by Dudley.

Malfoy: How does it feel to be walked all over by a pig?

The movie then shows Harry coming back out rubbing his head. As he is doing that he hears "Oh and here he comes the birthday boy!"

A man is heard saying "Happy birthday son!"

It then shows Aunt Petunia embracing her son Dudley.

Ron: How the hell can she put her arms around him?

Everyone: I don't know shrugs

Aunt Petunia then says to Harry "Why don't you just cook the breakfast and try not to burn anything?" She then folds her hands over her sons eyes saying "I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day!"

A man is then shown saying "Hurry up! Bring my coffee boy!"

Malfoy: Oh my god! It's the giant pig of Dooooom!

Harry: That's my uncle!

Malfoy: I can see the relation there actually!

Harry then says, "Yes uncle Vernon."

Petunia then let go of her hands from her son's eyes saying at the same time "Aren't they wonderful darling!" The movie then shows a huge pile of presents fit for a king… or as close to one as possible.

Dudley then yells to his parents "How many are there?"

Vernon then says proudly "36, counted them myself!"

Malfoy: He only gets 36! Poor guy!

Everyone except Malfoy: whispers to each other Spoilt!

Dudley then yells raged "36! But last year I had 37!"

Vernon then says "Well some of them a little bit bigger than last years!"

Dudley then screams, "I don't care how big they are!"

Malfoy: I'm with you on that one!

Petunia then pats the shoulders of the pig… I mean of Dudley saying "Now, now, now, now when we go out we're going to buy you two new presents. Hows that Pumpkin?"

The movie continues bringing up more unanswered questions until the movie comes to showing a grand building saying on it Gringotts Bank.

Harry then asks the new comer, Hagrid "But Hagrid I haven't any money!"

Hagrid then points at the building "Well there's your money Harry! Gringotts the wizard bank! There's no safer place. Not one. Except perhaps Hogwarts!"

The scene then goes into the building showing small people at desks stamping letters. Harry then asks "Umm… Hagrid what exactly are those things?"

Malfoy: Ohhhhhhh… Potter is scared!

Harry: No I wasn't I was just wondering what they were!

Malfoy: Yeah… sure…

Harry: I was! What do you think Ron?

Ron: We've run out of nachos!

Everyone except Ron: groans

Ron: What did I say something?

"Goblins Harry. Not as clever as they come Goblins but not the most friendly of beasts. Best stick close!" said Hagrid quietly.

They then headed for a desk with a Goblin behind it. Hagrid then said "Mr. Harry Potter wishes to make a withdrawal."

The goblin eyes Harry "And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key?"

Hagrid holts "Oh wait a minute I've got it here somewhere…" Hagrid then brings out a key "Ha! There's the little devil!"

Harry: mortified How did he get my key!

Malfoy: He's probably been stealing your money off you! The poor pathetic half-breed!

Everyone except Malfoy: (leaps on Malfoy strangling him!)

Room of Requirement: (sends force field around Malfoy)

Room of Requirement: Mwahahahahaha!

Malfoy: I've got the power!

Room of Requirement: (gets rid of force field)

Malfoy: Damn it!

Ron: (to the Room of Requirement) And while your up could you give me more nachos!

(Nachos appear)

Ron: Thanks!

Everyone: (Goes back to the movie)

Hagrid then whispers "Oh and there is something else as well…" Hagrid hands the goblin a letter saying 'TOP SECRET!'

Malfoy: Wouldn't people want to read a letter if it said TOP SECRET on it?

Harry: Ohhhhh yeah… for once Malfoy's right!

Malfoy: I'm always right!

Everyone even the room of requirement: coughs

Malfoy: What?

Hermione: Ohhhh nothing… You just keep dreaming…

"Professor Dumbledore gave me this. It's about you-know-what and vault you-know-which." Whispers Hagrid.

The groblin takes the letter saying at the same time "Very Well…"

Mysterious music is in the background at that point.

Mal-ferret… I mean Malfoy: Ohhhhhhhhhh… sooooo mysterious… not! I wonder what other pathetic things will come into this bad excuse for a movie!

A/N the second chap is now done people! Come one come all! Review! Review! Review! Just click the little button and off you go typing!

Another A/N sorry if you don't like this chapter but this was done before the authoresses had breakfast! Not that hp-Lover-4-Ever ever has breakfast! But that's not the point!