Keri:
I'm sorry guys.
TT: For what?
Keri: Definitly not you guys. I
didn't do anything. I meant to my readers. I had to delete all
chapters 3-8 then re-upload them. So whoever has me on their alert
list got 5 new alerts of new chapters. Hehe. Oops.
TT: Good job
klutz.
Keri: It wasn't my fault! Stupid I swear! Now chew
some Trident.
Disclaimer: I haven't done this in a while. Let me try a mind game. I own McDonalds. I don't own my New Found Glory CD. I own Trident. I own llamas. I own coffee. I own everything else! IT'S OPPOSITE DAY GUYS! Bahaha!
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Chapter 9: Larry, Mr. Slade and Couples in the making
Keri laughed. "Dude, Blue X, your too easy to mess with. AND WHAT IS THIS RED X THING! DON'T YOU HAVE A REAL NAME?"
Red X sighed. "It's Larry."
Rose gasped. "That's cute!" She started petting Larry. "Awe, Larry, that's a cute name."
Shelly smiled. "Larry, Red X, whatever, do you have any...friends?"
Starfire's eye widen. "That was mean Shelly!"
Larry smiled. "Yes, his name is Speedy. Or Roy Harper. What about 'Aqualad'?"
Shelly scratched her head. "Can you, uh, set us up? Haha! Let me meet him! Order some fries if you know what I mean!"
Keri shook her head. "I don't know what you mean."
Shelly sighed. "I'm going to order fries. Geez."
Starfire squinted a little. "I don't get it."
Sam looked at Starfire. "Why are you squinting?"
Starfire shrugged. "I swear I saw something. Like round. Like UFO-like."
Sam screamed. "UFO! HIT THE DECK!" She fell all the way to the ground. (They are sitting on the floor)
Keri nodded. "Rose and Larry should go out and get married. They'd have many martial problems and kids running around that hate them, but hey, that's cool."
Rose shook her head. "I RESENT THAT!"
Keri gasped. "YOU DON'T LIKE MY IDEA! WHAT! COME ON NOW! YOU WANNA GO!"
Rose smiled. "Go where? McDonalds! I'm really hungry!"
Starfire stuck her tounge out. "Wendy's is so much better!"
Sam fake puked. "No way! Subway! All the way!"
Shelly shrugged. "Mr. Hero is ok."
Everyone looked at Larry. "I LIKE THE SALAD BAR AT PIZZA HUT JUST LIKE MY IDOL ROBIN!"
"THE SALAD BAR!" Everyone screamed.
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"Did not!" Robin screamed.
"Did too!" Cy screamed.
"You both did, how about that?" Raven said, not knowing what they we arguing about.
"NO WAY! He did! Not me!" Cy said, pointing at Robin.
"Nuh uh! You did it!" Robin said, their heads getting big like in the show.
Raven's vein popped. "What are you guys talking about anyways?"
Robin and Cy shrugged. "We don't know. We forgot a long time ago."
Raven shook her head then looked around. "Where's the ball?"
Cy jumped and did a cheer. "Your finally going to play?"
Raven snorted. "Yeah right. I just want it to whip at your face."
Cy backed off. "DON'T HURT THE FACE! IT'S BEAUTIFUL! Ok, I need it! I mean, I can see from it, it attracts the ladies, and...yeah!" Cy nodded. "That's important. Booyah!"
Raven sighed. "Where's the teacher? I need a new team." Cy and Robin cringed. "No you can't leave! We looooooove you!"
Raven's eyes grew wide. "I'm definitly leaving now!" She said as she practically ran towards the gym teacher. When she got there, she was panting.
"Uh, teach, can i have a new team?"
"Absolutely not dear! You have Cy and Robin! They're beastly." He said winking at Cy and Robin, who gave a thumbs-up back.
Raven sweatdropped and walked back to Cy and Robin. "Wow, that was creepy."
Robin nodded. "I know. He's such a pervert."
Raven snorted. "Not to girls, only guys. I think he's gay. What's his name anyways?"
Robin swallowed at this new information. "Slade. His name is Mr. Slade. He's our principal too."
What a shocker! Back to Keri, Starfire and friends:
"Rose, I think Larry is suffocating." Starfire said, poking Larry, who was in ga-ga/suffocation land.
"He's not suffocating, he's just in shock cause I said yes." Rose said as she laughed. "I'm going out with Larry. Wow." ((Haha!))
Shelly sniffed around. "I smell cheese. You know blocks of cheese are really cool."
Sam shook her head. "No no no."
Shelly nodded. "Yes yes yes."
Keri laughed. "Guys, that's very creepy. You need to stop."
"Oh my god. You scared Keri. Very,...uh...BAD!" Larry said, waking out of his trance. Rose hit Larry on the head, hard enough to knock him out. "DON'T USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VEIN!"
Starfire sweat-dropped. "Uh, Rose."
Back to Raven, Cy and Rob:
"It's like that AOL commercial." Rob took his hands and used them to 'talk'. "Hello new computer virus. Hello. Why don't you come in? Ok. chomp chomp chomp Yeah, so people do that these days." Robin said, nodding. Cy and Raven just stared. "That was really stupid." Raven said. "Why don't you pretend one is Mr. Slade and the other is you, and your mackin on him or something."
Rob fake vomited. "YOUR KIDDING RIGHT! Ewwww! Nasty thoughts! Eww! That's #1...move over llamas, you were replaced by Mr. Slade."
Mr. Slade walked by and did a cheer. "I'm number one on a list by Robin! Yessssss!"
Raven snorted and Cyborg laughed. "That was great!"
Mr. Slade winked at Robin. "Come visit my office later if you know what I mean." Mr. Slade ran away fast, while the men in white, with straight jacket in hand, chased him.
Raven walked up the stairs, shaking her head. She just HAD to go to THIS school with problems!
"DON'T FORGET ME ROBIN!" Could be heard through out the halls, after the bell had rung.
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Keri: Um, I think that's Chapter 9. Yay!
TT: Only a little late!
Keri: It's not my fault I had a busy schedule! Dance, sickness, projects galore!
TT: Don't give us your sass and excuses! Just update faster!
Keri: Oo! Fullmetal Alchemist is on! Bye all! R n R!