Keri: Ahhh! This is SO DOUBLE DIGITS! And I can explain why I didn't update in a while...
Robin: Why?
Keri: Because I'm a lazy bum, ran out of ideas AND realized a bunch of things this weekend.
Starfire: Like...
Keri: Like, I was watching the TT episode Haunted and I realized Robin is obsessive compulsive! Well, then I realized that he is too obsessed with Slade, then I realized it was ok because he probably has a Slade shrine in his bedroom. THEN I realized the he gets REALLY ANGRY! Then I laughed because it was funny in a way, then got sad because Starfire was sad...Then I realized I missed the 2nd episode of Zatch Bell, THEN I realized how much I hate Michael Groesch, Matt Legerski and Super Milk-Chan. Then there was the whole 'Why am I so flipping hungry?' thing. Then I realized I'm a fat blob who needs a life. THEN I realized I haven't updated in a while SO why not do it? Then there was the 'WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FONTS!' Then I realized it didn't matter which one I chose because it would show up on the same. Then I'm starting here. That's the basic idea of my revalations.
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Here it is CHAPTER 10!
Chapter 10: Operation A.I.D. and Flour? Ghetto Mad Mod!
Keri, Raven, Starfire, Sam, Shelly, Rose, Larry, Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Teru (or Maz), Ashley...well they all sighed. Well, let's just say ALL of Mr. Mod's Life Skills class sighed. He was teahcing them how to change a diaper...
"So, my duckies, you put the powder on the baby's bottom, and then wrap it up! Then congratulate yourself by eating a biscuit!" Mr. (Also called "Mad") Mod clapped and cheered. "Now, I will put you in partners for a special project, IN THE NAME OF ENGLAND! HAHAHAH!"
Everybody sweat-dropped. A few commented: "He's scarier than Keri!"
"When I call your name loves, get partnered together. And remember, THIS IS FOR ENGLAND! And half your grade. So choose and eat your biscuits well duckies. DON'T RIDE THE TUBE!"
Keri scratched her head. "Can anybody tell me what he said?"
Ashley shook her head. "I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MATTIE! BUT HE TURNED MY DOWN!" She broke into a fit, sobbing uncontrollably on the floor.
Teru scratched her head. "Sounds like Ashley In Distress..."
Starfire had a light bulb go on. "We could have an Operation A.I.D. like we had an Operation Save Starfire?"
Larry nodded. "Well, ok, but if ANYONE asks if we have AIDS because we got it up the butt too many times WE'RE CHANGING THE NAME!"
Mad Mod smiled and read his list. "First victim to be chosen group. Everyone clap for Keri."
Nobody clapped.
Mad Mod snapped. "CLAP OR ELSE WE ALL GET SUSPENDED DUCKIES!"
Nobody clapped.
Mad Mod sighed. "Please? Or I will take your pizzas and tootsie rolls and feed them to my dog, Mr. Lulu."
Everybody gasped and quickly clapped.
Keri walked to the front of the room and clapped. "'Ello my duckies!"
Mad Mod stared her down. "Don't make fun of England Dearie! Now, who is your partner? Hmm, Robin. No, he's too hot for you. uh, Beast Boy. No, too Beastly...uh Victor Stone! That's it!"
Everyone in the back group fell to the floor screaming, except Raven and Ashley. Ashley was still sobbing uncontrolablly, and Raven knew they were sitting together tomorrow. Keri shrugged and walked over to Cy. "Hey boo. Hahahah! I said boo!"
Everyone in the room screamed and hid with fear. "Your scary Keri!" Random people said. Everyone was scared. The adults on the sidewalks ran. The babies cried and FINALLY learned how to walk. EVERYONE WAS SCARED OF KERI'S GREAT POWER! HAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyways...
"I'm with Cy. Let's fiesta now." Keri said, rolling her eyes.
"What does 'fiesta' mean?" All the preps said., staring at her with googly eyes and funny faces.
"It means party in spanish you mono feos." Keri said smiling. Everyone in their group laughed.
"What does mono feo mean?" The preps said once again.
"It means ugly monkey you stupid people! Don't you take spanish?" Raven said, shaking her head.
"Uh, yeah. But we don't pay attention. Freaks." The preps said rolling their eyes.
"YOU KNOW WHAT! YOUR THE FREAKS YOU NASTY...WASTYS!" Raven said.
Somewhere in Ohio:
She had finally got FFX to work! She was totally kicking butt! BOOM! The power went off.
"NO! WHY DOES GOD HATE ME SO MUCH!" The girl wailed. (This is freaking me! I hate you power!)
Anyways:
"So, mi duckies, Raven is with Beast Boy, Starfire is with Robin, Keri with Cyborg, Rose with Larry, Sam with Johnny, Shelly with 'Aqualad' whom I deem his name as Ryan, Ashley with Matt and Teru with Roy. Right class?" Everybody was talking amongst themselves.
"My home dawgs? Where art thou?" Mad Mod said, cackling.
The whole class burst out in laughter. "Yo, Mad Mod is ghetto!" Cy said, laughing.
"Yo, Mad Mod!" Beast Boy, said howling sort of...
"'Ello dawg! Come to eat some biscuits?"
Everyone died from lack of air. 5 minutes later, they were fine. So the assignment went on.
"Now, everybody gets a baby, which is a sack of flour. So, then you share. AND I MEAN SHARE DUCKIES! BAHAHAH! NOWWWWW GO!" Mad Mod said blowing a large airhorn/foghorn mix thingy. Everybody screamed and fell to the floor.
"'Eryone falls for that one, duckies." Mad Mod said smiling, as he slinked out of the room like a spy to get the flour. Keri sat next to Cy.
"So, dearie, who's doing what?" Keri said.
"Um, your doing everything. Your the woman." Cyborg said.
"Who said I was the mother? What if I'm secretly manly?" Keri said, smirking. Cyborg coughed.
"Uh, I'll share some stuff...ha?" Cyborg said looking over at Raven and Beast Boy.
"Um, so 'wifey', uh?" Beast Boy said, scratching his head. Raven snorted.
"Never call me that again." Raven said, blinking too many times.
"So, Robin, do you wear Spider-man undies?" Starfire said, laughing evilly.
"Um, HOW DID YOU KNOW! STALKER!" Robin held his head and fell to the ground, twitching.
Keri looked Cyborg in the eye. "Luke, I am your father! Bahahahahahahahahaha!" Keri cackled.
Beast Boy looekd at Raven. "I have to funniest joke! Ok, Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assulted. HAHAHAHA! Do you get it? Assulted and a salted sound the same!" Raven rolled her eyes.
Starfire banged her head on the tavle. "Why does the world hate me so?"
Robin looked at her. "What are you doing?"
Starfire rolled her eyes. "I'm killing myself." She said sarcastically.
Robin shook with fear and grabbed her shoulders. "Don't die! Please!" He cried, long and hard.
Everyone laughed at him.
Mad Mod finally got back. "I finally got the flour duckies. Now, if you find any cooking class student with evil looks on their faces, run fast duckies."
Everyone looked at each other and got their flour. Rose looked at Larry. "This is your baby DAUGHTER!"
Larry ruffled his nose. "Fine. But when she gets her period, she goes running to you!"
Teru looked at Roy, who was looking at himself. "Um, yeah "Hunny", stop looking at yourself and look at your boy."
Roy looked over. "Yes, "Dear". Now, when he finally learns to fight or something, call me."
Teru rolled her eyes and shoved the flour at him. "And don't make cookies with it Betty Crocker."
Roy whined. "But, I love to cook! Your a hobby killer!"
Ashley looked at Matt. "Hi Hubbey. I love you..."
Matt backed away. "Um, yeah..."
Keri looked at Matt and growled. "You will be nice!"
Matt gulped and nodded. "O-Ok."
Sam looked at Johnny. "Uh, yeah."
Johnny slicked his hair. "This is an easy assignnment."
Shelly looked at "Ryan" or "Aqualad". "Um, your hot. Hahahahahahah!"
Ryan looked at Shelly. "Go out with me."
Shelly nodded. "Ok, dear."
Keri looked around. "Why is the world so confusing?"
Cyborg looked at her and shrugged. "Because your a mouse in a world of owls. Hhahahahahaha!"
Keri looked at him. "Nice analogy."
Raven looked around. "When will this end!"
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.
"YES!" The group cheered. They all ran out the door to their lockers. We're here.
Keri stared her locker down. "You WILL OPEN BEAST I COMMAND IT!"
The locker shook it's invisible head.
"You will. I command it. Don't make me kick you!"
The locker sighed and opened.
"YES! I GOT IT! AHAHAHAH! DO THE LOCKER OPENING DANCE!" Keri started dancing. The cotton-eye joe dance. You know the dance. The little guy is all like WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON-EYE JOE!
Well, anyways, everyone kinda stared. She just sighed and closed her locker. "Let's go guys. I can't wait to go online."
Raven ans Starfire just nodded and smiled. They had the WEIRDEST friend ever!
Back at their houses
Keri sighed. She finally finished her homework! But, you know, as she was, she HAD to go online. She signed on AOL Instant Messanger, and right when she did, she got about 10 new messages.
1 new message: ShadowofSilence
1 new message: Light of the Darkness
1 new message: MechanicalMan25
1 new message: BoyWonder176
1 new message: BeastlyAnimal3
1 new message: BlueismyHaven
1 new message: RedisforRoses46
1 new message: Lar-Bear4
1 new message: Ashz20
1 new message: Teru89
Keri screamed. "TOO MANY MESSAGES!" But, being weird as she was, she accepted them all. (This may be confusing)
ShadowofSilence: Hey Keri. It's Raven.
Light of the Darkness: Hello Keri! It's your friend Starfire!
MechanicalMan25: Yo.
BoyWonder176: Hey Keri.
BeastlyAnimal3: Hey Keri! Do you know Raven's s/n?
BlueismyHaven: I love Blue.
RedisforRoses46: Hey. Are you talking to Larry?
Lar-Bear4: Hey. Are you talking to Rose?
Ashz20: I miss Mattie!
Teru89: Uh, hello?
Keri sighed. How was she going to do this! She knew! A chat room!
This is now A chatroom: (Title) TOO MANY PEOPLE!
ShadowofSilence: Um, who are you all?
Light of the Darkness: Umm, I'm Starfire and your Raven?
MechanicalMan25: Yo, I'm Cyborg. I know you all love me.
BoyWonder176: Uh, Robin. Yeah.
BeastlyAnimal3: I'm Beastly. Hahaha!
BlueismyHaven: I love Blue.
RedisforRoses46: I'm scared. Rose BTW.
Lar-Bear4: What's BTW? Larry.
RedisforRoses46: By the Way, lover. You idiot.
Ashz20: MATTIE!
Teru89: I'm scared stiff.
dancechickkeri: I'm truwly scard. Guess who I am!
MechanicalMan25: Your Keri.
dancechickkeri: How did you know! Are you stalking me? Excuse me while I look out my window!
BoyWonder176: I'm scared. Very much so.
ShadowofSilence: Why are you all so hyper?
Light of the Darkness: BECAUSE SUGAR ROCKS MY SOCKS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
dancechickkeri: You weren't there. But I bet your hiding in the bushes.
MechanicalMan25: Oh yeah. Sure.
RedisforRoses46: I don't know what to say.
Ashz20: MATTIE!
Teru89: No one does.
BlueismyHaven: So, there will be a long pause?
dancechickkeri: -long pause- Yeah.
BeastlyAnimal3: You are weird.
dancechickkeri: Tell me something I don't know. :l
Lar-Bear4: I need another picture for my shrine.
RedisforRoses46: You have a shrine?
Lar-Bear4: Uh, yeah. Of you! I love you I love yuo I looooooove you!
dancechickkeri: That's a song right?
MechanicalMan25: Yeah, I think so.
BoyWonder176: Do you believe in magic? In a young girls heart!
ShadowofSilence: -stares-
BoyWonder176: What! I like that song!
dancechickkeri: I think I have to go...
MechanicalMan25: No you don't. We love you!
dancechickkeri: Ok, I'm scared.
Lar-Bear4: Your scared again! NO! THE WORLD IS DYING!
RedisforRoses46: n.n Isn't he cute?
BoyWonder176: This is very confusing!
BlueismyHaven: But it's fun!
ShadowofSilence: Yeah, fun.
Light of the Darkness: Maybe we should call it quits. My mom is yelling.
BoyWonder176: My butler is.
BeastlyAnimal3: My mom/dad/butler is.
dancechickkeri: Your mom/dad/butler ARE.
BeastlyAnimal3: I knew that.
dancechickkeri: No you didn't.
BeastlyAnimal3: So?
ShadowofSilence: My dad is yelling. I have to go.
dancechickkeri: So do I. Bye everyone!
ShadowofSilence: Bye.
Light of the Darkness: Goodbye friends!
MechanicalMan25: See ya.
BoyWonder176: Bye.
BeastlyAnimal3: Bye.
BlueismyHaven: Buh-Bye.
RedisforRoses46: IM me Larry!
Lar-Bear4: Ok!
Ashz20: MATTIE! Oh yeah, bye.
Teru89: C Ya!
dancechickkeri signed off.
ShadowofSilence signed off.
MechanicalMan25 signed off.
BoyWonder176 signed off.
BeastlyAnimal3 signed off.
BlueismyHaven signed off.
Ashz20 signed off.
Teru89 signed off.
Keri leaned back and went over to her bed. She laid down, set her alarm clock and waited til tomorrow to see what it brought...
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Keri: Oh my gosh, I've finished!
Robin: Yeah, REALLY LATE!
Keri: You know what, It's long!
Starfire: No it's not.
Keri: Well, I thought it was longer than usual...
Keri's friends: Don't believe them! It's long!
Keri: No it's not. What are you talking about?
Raven: This story is stupid!
Keri: NO It's not! It oscilates my socks, as said in spanish!
Robin: What?
Keri: Nevermind! You don't get it!
Marissa: I get it!
Keri: Of course you do! It's between me and you!
Marissa: Oh...yeah...
Yeah It's done! R n R please!