Keri: Yay! Chapter 11! That was my old baseball number!

Robin: Nobody cares! Get on with the story!

Keri: Oh, you were all like 'You won't get any reviews'. Now your all 'Get on with it' MAKE UP YOUR MIND MAN!

Robin: You know what, shut up!

Starfire: Robbie-poo, come with me!

Robin: OH GOD! KITTEN IS ATTACKING AGAIN! -hides in a dark corner-

Keri: Uh, yeah, CHAPTER 11!

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AND HERE IT IS! CHAPTER 11!

Chapter 11: 6th graders and the Lunch Date?

BEEP BEEP!

Keri groaned and hit her alarm clock, hard. She rolled towards the edge of her bed and accidentally fell off. she hit the hard cold ground a little too hard. "OWW! DANG YOU BED WITH NO RAILS! I wish I had a crib..." She got up and rubbed her butt and winced. 'I think I broke my tailbone...'. She looked in the mirror ans sneered at her reflection. "You're nasty. I LOVE YOU!" If she could hug a mirror or her reflection, she would have. She rummaged through her closet and picked out a blue dress and sneakers to wear. I mean, who would want to wear heels when you have handy-dandy sneakers? She brushed her hair (that only went HALF way down her back, right CJ? CJ: -nods-) She put it behind her ears and walked down the stairs. She saw her little brother, Jake and she ruffled his hair. "Hey Runt!"

Jake sneered. "I'm not a runt!"

Keri smiled. "Of course your not Jakie! Your a little sea monkey!" She sat on the floor, in a ball. "I'm a monkey!"

Jake laughed. "Yes, yes you are."

Keri sat up quickly and pouted. "I was imitating you, baka!"

Keri's mom, Sandy walked in the room. "Yeah. and you'll be trash if you don't get off the floor. Anyways, now that Jon's out of jail for not paying child support (and not stealing) Courtney will be staying with us." Everyone did a silent cheer, except for Keri who did a full cheer and even hung a banner that said 'WELCOME COURTNEY!'

Courtney walked in the door and steam blew out her ears. "THE NAME IS CJ! KERI!"

Keri laughed nervously and grabbed her things. "Uh, my mom did it! RUN RUNT RUN!" Jake and Keri sped out the door. CJ went to the door paneling stuff. "I will get you Dartboard. You too sea monkey!"

Over to Starfire:

Beep Beep!

"Well good morning to you too alarm clock!" She said as she politely shut it off. "Oh it is a glorious morning!" She petted her cat, My. Fizz Kitty, who was too poofy for his own good.

But nobody knew he was an evil cat PLANNING TO DESTROY THE WORLD! 'I will get this cruel world, wait and see. Bahahaha! Wait...I smell, CAT FOOOOOOOOD!' Mr. Fuzz Kitty ran to the food he smelled.

Starfire was dressed in a black skirt and a white tank top. She had a blue bow in her hair, which she straightened. She put on open-toed shoes with a little heel. She walked down the stairs and grabbed a piece of toast. She smiled to her mom, who did nothing but sneer at her. Starfire shrugged and walked out the door to another school day.

Raven:

Raen walked out the door, grabbing her stuff, wearing long sleeved black once again. She looked back at her house and kept walking. Her brother, Orin, (pronounced Oh-ryan like the constellation...OH YEAH!) followed her. "Hey, sis, don't leave me!" Raven rolled her eyes and stopped, waiting for him. "Thanks a lot Raven." Orin rolled his eyes and walked by her side, silently.

Robin:

"So, Master Robin, that's the birds and the bees!" The butler said, nervously.

Robin's eyes were really wide. Like an elephants butt or something. Any way you put it, Robin was mortified. He already knew this stuff, but the way he explained it...AND IN THE MORNING!

Robin grabbed his stuff and quickly sped out the door to get to school.

The butler sighed. 'Every year...'

Cyborg:

"MOM I'M TAKING THE CAR TODAY!"

"FINE LEAVE BYE!" Cy's mom said, yelling to him.

Beast Boy:

"Five more minutes mommy..." He mumbled.

The butler shook him awake. "It's been 5 minutes already, master. Wake up!"

Beast Boy rolled over and snored one more time.

At school:

It was amazing. Everyone was on time by the sakura tree. The guys walked over to Keri, Star and Raven smiling. "Hey girls."

They looked around and screamed. "THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!" Keri said, "sobbing" uncontrollably into Starfire's shoulder. Starfire held her head and "cried" with her. "It's ok. We'll handle it." Raven rolled her eyes. "You guys are so immature."

The guys looked at the girls and felt like running away screaming. But they didn't. They just sighed as the bell rang. "Uh, let's go." Robin said walking in the doors. Everyone else shrugged and followed him. They reached their first period class and sat in their seats. The teacher was standing in the room smiling. "Ok class, we're going to see the 6th graders. And teach them sciency things! NOW GO! Hahaha!" The teacher marched out the door. The kids shrugged and followed her out the door towards the middle school. This would be fun!

Jump City Middle School:

"Class, the high schoolers are coming to explain things to you." The teacher nodded and opened the door. The science class walked in the room and Keri and Raven gasped. Well, Keri gasped. Raven shrugged. "Jakie!" Keri said smiling.

"Oh crap." Jake said banging his head on his desk.

"Hey sis." Orin said, not caring.

"Hey." Raven said with her usual apathy.

"Ok class, please, listen." The teacher said. Keri smiled evilly.

"Actually, teacher, this would be better if you didn't listen. They need help badly." Keri said sadly.

The teacher shrugged and left. Keri went to the board.

"3 rules of life you guys! 1. Don't do drugs! 2. Keep your pants on! 3. Don't drop the soap...haha." Exact words from the board.

Jakie screamed and looked around embarassed. "Haha! Well then, I will let the Random goth boy named Naurice take over." Maurice smiled at Keri, dreamily, and took the chalk. "T-Thanks."

Keri smiled nervously and ran towards her little group.

Maurice smiled. "Ok, kids, screw everything that Keri just said. Here's the new rules! 1. Don't do drugs unless your over the age of 11. 2. Don't keep your pants on. Boxers are hot. 3. ...We're keeping that rule..."

Keri snorted and looked at Jakie. "Your courpting the minds of these children Maurice!" Maurice latched onto Keri. "I want on you..."

Cyborg yelled and put his arms around Keri protectively. "Hey!"

Keri looked at Cyborg. "Why are you holding me?"

Cyborg blushed and looked away, letting her go. "I don't know."

Keri smiled and frowned. "You have a girlfriend you idiot."

Cyborg looked away. "No, she broke up with me yesterday." Keri looked at him sadly.

"Awe, it's ok. Do you need a hug?"

"Yeah, I think so." Keri hugged Cyborg and patted his back. "It's ok."

Everyone looked at them. Keri growled. "SHUT UP! I'M NICE!"

Everyone hid. Keri nodded. "That's right. Take that corporate america!"

The teacher walked back in. "Are you done?" Keri and Cyborg we're still hugging. They pulled away real quick and laughed. "Yep."

The teacher got all mean and serious. "Then get out! Hahaha!"

Keri screamed and started running out the door. "Bye Jakie!"

Everyone else ran out. "Bye Orin." Raven said.

The teacher looked at the board and screamed. "WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THESE KIDS!"

The day went by very fast. The choir and the dance teacher weren't there. So they talked the whole time in choir, and sat by the guys in dance. It was time for lunch!( Hahaha! I should leave you all here but noooo!)

They all picked a table at sat down, all next to each other. (You know, Star by Robin and BB by Raven and Keri by Cyborg. It's the way the world works.)

"So, what the heck happened over there?" Starfire said, looking at Robin, who looked at her lovingly. "I don't know. I'm just sad because Kitten broke up with me yesterday!"

"That's so sad! But Chelsea broke up with me yesterday..." Beast Boy said, looking down.

"If your looking for sympathy, it's not here." Raven said, looking at Starfire, who was hugging Robin, who was sighing and hugging her back. "What is wrong with you people!"

"Umm, my hair is really bad?" Keri said, looking at it.

"No, it's not." Cyborg said, admiring it. "Oh my gosh! It's so pretty!"

Robin smiled at Starfire. "Starfire can I talk to you?"

Keri looked at Cyborg, who looked at her back. They both shrugged and looked at Keri's hair some more.

Starfire nodded and got up. Robin followed and they went into the hall.

Robin gulped. "Well, Starfire, I know you haven't known me for long, but, uh, you know how you said I had to prove myself? Well, here I am trying."

Starfire looked at Robin. "What are you trying to say?"

Robin sighed and breathed deeply. "Starfirewillyougooutwithme?"

Starfire, being the coolest alien ever other than ET, understood. "Of course I will!"

Robin could have done a cheer but he didn't. He did hug her though. Starfire hugged back and they walked back into the lunchroom holding hands.

"How did this happen?" Robin said still holding Starfire's hand.

Keri looked at the unconscious Cyborg. "Well..."

Flashback (It goes from Cyborg to Keri to Cyborg to Keri over and over)

"No way! Go shrimp!" Cyborg yelled.

"Screw shrimp! Go macaroni and cheese!" Keri yelled back.

"What is wrong with you! You have macaroni for hair!"

"Take that back you dork!"

"No, never! Mwhahahaha!"

"Grr. You baka saru!"

"You did not just call me a stupid monkey!"

"I think I did. What are you going to do about it?"

Cyborg pinched Keri and Keri get really mad. She bopped him on the head...really hard. He fell over and Keri looked at him. "Oops." Keri said, scratching her head.

End Flashback

Keri smiled and a grunt was heard from the floor. Robin looked at her like she was crazy but smiled on the inside. Part one of the plan was complete.

Keri: Whoa! Oh my gosh! It's really long I think! And there it was! Rob/Star fluff!
Robin: So? Get to writing a new story!
Keri: Why? This one is good!
Starfire: I agree!
Keri: Yeah! Well, I was talking to Mark and Alex and I explained everything I knew about them and Mark's was a paragraph and Alex's was like...one and a half paragraphs. I was like OMG!
Robin: Nobody cares, shut up!
Keri: But my exciting life...
Robin: You have no life! You go on the computer and watch tv, talk to Najee and play FFX-2 and DDR!
Keri: THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING! Grrr!
Robin: -scared- Haha...oops. Read and Review...
Keri: RUN YOU SPIKY HAIRED PUNK!
Robin: See you next chapter! -runs to next chapter...which should be up soon...hopefully...-