Keri: Yeah! This is Chapter 12!
Robin: Why do people read this?
Keri: Because they find it funny?
Robin: Because they are easily amused probably.
Keri: Hey, talk to the reviewers...who are outside...and are mad...
Reviewers: ROBIN! WE WILL GET YOU!
Robin: Heh...CHAPTER 12!

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Disclaimer: I really haven't done this in a while...Well, don't own Macaroni and Cheese, shrimp, McDonalds, InuYasha songs, FFX-2, sleepovers, tape, FullMetal Alchemist...I could go on for hours. I also don't own Maurice. THAT WAS ROSE! ...Dangit.

Chapter 12: DDR, Sleepovers and stupid Dares

"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!" Cyborg said, getting up and holding his head. Keri nervously laughed. "Umm...for the macaroni and cheese you offended?"

"Don't hit me ever again!" Cyborg said, rubbing his head.

"Don't make fun of me!" Keri stuck her tongue out.

"Your just a...loser!"

"So? Your a boon and a hentai so...haha!"

"You two fight like a married couple." Raven said, looking at them.

Keri looked at Cyborg and smiled. "I'm sorry."

Cyborg grunted and looked away. "Accepted I guess."

Robin looked at Starfire and smiled. "Do you want to do anything later, sweetie?"

Keri held in laughter but smiled when they looked at her. "What are you looking at?"

Starfire gasped. "I've been meaning to play DDR for a long time! Could we go to the arcade and play it?"

Keri and Cyborg gasped and cheered. "I love DDR!"

They looked at each other. "Never again." They screamed. "Stop talking in unison with me!" Keri sighed. "Seriously stop!" Cyborg stuck his tongue out. "You started it!"

Raven shook her head and Beast Boy sat up and yawned. "What's going on?"

Raven looked at Beast Boy. "You were asleep the whole time?"

Beast Boy shrugged. "Yeah. I need my beauty sleep!"

Robin cleared his throat. "Uh, well?"

Starfire clapped. "DDR it is!"

Keri nodded furiously and had a dazed look on her face. "DDR!"

Cyborg shook Keri's shoulders. "Are you ok?"

Raven sighed. "Try to get me to play and you die."

Beast Boy laughed nervously as the bell rang. "This has been a fun lunch..."

-Skip to after school because I'm lazy!-

"So your really going out with Robin?" Keri said, looking at Starfire.

"Yes for the billionth time!" Starfire said, looking away.

"Just making sure! You could be lying...a billion times...and, and he wears sunglasses all the time. He could be a spy and we wouldn't know! Does he slink around in black? Does he have...those cably things like Batman! Does..Does.."

"Keri! We're here!" Raven said, putting her hand over Keri's mouth.

"Fan kuu Raen. Oo ca leet oh no." (Thank you Raven. You can let go now.) Keri said, about to bite her hand, but she smiled and ran into the arcade to the DDR machine. The guys were already there, watching how to play because they really weren't that good. To Keri's suprise, the machine was open! She squealed and put her in her dollar. Cyborg came up behind her and cleared his throat. "Can I play?"

Keri shrugged. "Go ahead." Cyborg put his dollar in and picked versus mode. He pressed beginner mode while Keri picked HEAVY! Hahaha! (I'm not the good. I can do a couple songs on heavy) Keri laughed maniacally and picked 'Spin the Disc' (I love this song!) She looked at cyborg. "Light is only 2 feet you know. It's really not that hard. So..."

Cyborg screamed like a girl. "I would never leave beginner! It needs me!" He hugged the machine really quick.

-We're skipping this song because it's all instrumental...-

Keri cheered as she got an A, and looked at Cyborg, who got an A too, but looked sad. "Why are you sad?"

"I should have gone to light..."

"I told you! Haha! I win!" Some random guy behind them grunted. "Keep going blondie."

She gasped. "You wanna go?"

He winked. "When and where?"

She screamed. "Stalker! Ahh!" She ran behind Cyborg and the guy took off his hood. Keri screamed. "MAURICE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"

"Admiring you duh."

"I met you like 1 day ago!" (And the real Keri didn't write it. :D )

"So? Love at first sight, my darling!"

Keri screamed and looked ready to kill. "Get away from here Maurice, you stalker!"

Maurice yelped and ran out with final words. "I'll be at your house at 7, dear!"

Keri grunted and looked around. "I don't feel like going home now."

Robin's eyes lit up. "We could have a sleepover at my house!"

Raven looekd at him, eyebrow raised. "Guys have sleepovers?"

Beast Boy came from behind her, magically. "Yeah! Well, we call them manly meetings."

Starfire laughed. "That sounds gay."

Robin scratched his head. "Now that you think about it...Cyborg came up with it anyways!"

Keri looked at Cyborg. "Something your not telling us?"

Cyborg squealed and held his head. "Let's just go!"

They all shrugged and walked out, Robin and Starfire holding hands, Beast Boy occasionally looking at Raven and Keri laughing at Cyobrg who was hitting her arm, and she hit him back. They called it the 'Hitting Arms when your Mad or something" game. Catchy title!

"I can't believe my mom let me over." Keri said, flashing back.

Flashback:

"So, mom can I?"

"Uh, yeah dear! Just don't make any grandbabies! Well, maybe one...or two."

"Mom!"

"What? I want one!"

"We're not doing anything!"

"Love is a many splendid thing!"

"I'm hanging up!"

"Oh! And name it Alphonse! Or Edward! Oooooo! Sorrow! Keri...Keri?"

End Flashback

"That was scary..." Cyborg said, remembering he was on the other phone, waiting to call his mom.

"Yeah, and thanks to Robin and his nice, fooking huge house, we can have a good time!" Starfire said, like a giddy little dog waiting for his treats. Robin laughed a little. "Hide and go seek is kinda lame here though..."

"Screw hide and go seek! Let's play Truth or Dare! After we eat waffles. ROBIN WHERE ARE YOUR WAFFLES!"

"You ate them all." Robin said.

"No I didn't! You always have waffles!" Cyborg said, on the verge of tears.

"You know I do."

Cyborg screamed and hugged Robin. "I love your house man!" He skipped off to the kitchen to find them.

Keri and Starfire looked at each other then back at Robin. Raven was sitting on the couch with Beast Boy. Robin sighed and tried explaining things. "Well, when he was five his mom made him waffles..."

15 minutes later:

"...And that's how you make babies, as Alfred put it."

Keri screamed and ran to the kitchen. "Dear God Cyborg! I didn't know your life was that bad!"

Starfire watched Keri run off and waved at her. "Goodbye! Get me some waffles!"

After that episode of waffles, everyone sat in a circle, Cyborg and Keri still eating waffles.

"Um, Raven, truth or dare." Beast Boy said.

"Truth." Raven replied.

"Have you ever smiled in your life?"

"I don't think so. Keri, truth or dare?"

"Um, truth!" Keri smiled.

"What are your secret fetishes?" Raven said, shrugging.

"Um, DDR, FFX-2, the computer, diet, food, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, spinning, those playpen things at McDonalds, tape, can I stop now?" Keri said, smiling.

"Yeah, it's your turn." Raven said looking out the window.

"Cyborg, truth or dare?" Keri said, looking around the room like a spy.

"Truth."

"What's with everyone and truth? Oh well. What are you afraid of?"

"Spiders, heights, not matching, loosing waffles forever, Winnie the Pooh and Barney, my mom. I think that's it." Cyborg said, stroking his chin.

A call interrupted the game. "DINNER IS READY YOU FILTHY INGRATES! NOW GET IN HERE! Awe, I'm just kidding, BUT IT FOOD TIME!"

"More waffles?" Cyborg said, getting up and running.

"Food! My fetish!" Keri said, running after him.

Everyone else got up slowly, scared of what would happen that night...

Keri: Oh yeah! I know, been a while, but it's not my fault! My dad...well...me...I kinda broke his computer...hehe?
Robin: Not funny idiot! People were probably getting mad and yelling and breaking their computers for you!
Keri: Nuh uh! Well, Chapter 12 is 2 parts for anyone who didn't figure it out yet.
Cyborg: Why do I have a secret fetish for waffles?
Keri: I'm just following character! AND I SAID I HAVE A SECRET FETISH FOR FOOD! Well, I think I have to go...dance and food...
Robin: Nooooo! Write more!
Keri: Awe, ok. I don't have to go!
Robin: Yay!
Keri: Belated Happy April Fools!
Robin: SCREW YOU!

This little purple button is taking over your brain. It can't be stopped...you know you want to click... xD