Did you all enjoy chapter one? I'll bet Mario feels a little stupid with the discovery of a Zelda-esque blade in his own kingdom.

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Me: Not you. Sorry people, that was my spastic Seel from Pokemon XD whom I named Mario. He's gonna be my review buddy.

Chapter 2: The pool party (Luigi's future)

In Daisy's castle, "Daisy! Daisy!" Luigi, still mustachioed, clad in green, and his hat, like his brother's, had a crown sewn above the 'L', ran to the castle's entertainment room where Daisy and a little brown-haired girl in orange coveralls were watching a re-run of Bowzilla (1). The T.V. showed Giga Bowser smashing Mushroom City, and a Toad screaming, "AAAGGHH! It's Bowzilla!" Luigi entered the T.V. room panting a little bit. "Daisy, Louisa."

"What is it, Dad?" asked the little girl named Louisa.

"Parakarry delivered this," Luigi held out a red envelope with a golden mushroom seal and pink parchment. "From Mario and Peach."

The pink letter read:

Dear Luigi, Daisy, and Louisa,

Our new pool is finally complete, and to celebrate, we're throwing a swim party on the 5 th of this month. You and many of our friends are invited, so bring plenty of sunscreen, and Louisa may bring as many of her pool toys.

Sincerely,

Mario, Peach, and Pistachio

"Alright!" Louisa jeered. "We get to go swimming tomorrow!"

The Next day at the pool party, Luigi in green swim trousers, Daisy in a yellow polka dot bikini (Yes, I am aware of that song. It's a joke), and Louisa in an orange one-piece swimsuit entered the new pool in the Mushroom Kingdom royal courtyard. At one end of the pool court, was a snack table with a freezer for ice cream and a cooler full of an assortment of soda pop. They were the second group of guests to arrive. Those present so far were Mario, Peach, Tashio, and a blue Yoshi, who happened to be the son of the Yoshi from Super Mario World. Where is that green Yoshi now? We'll discuss that in a later chapter.

"Hey, Tashio!" Louisa and Tashio ran toward each other to embrace in a hug.

"Come on, guys," Tashio beckoned his relatives. "The water's great!"

"Okey dokey," said Luigi in an overly used Mario Brother action phrase. "I'll join you three after I speak with Mario." Luigi walked up to his brother, who was sitting in a reclined beach chair drinking a 1 up (2). The shorter brother was wearing red swim trousers (what's with these royals and their trademark colors?) and his Isle Delfino sunglasses. Luigi sat on the side of a reclined beach chair next to Mario. "So, bro, aren't you getting in?" asked the taller brother.

"Peach won't let me in for about an hour," replied Mario.

"But I've seen you swim after eating many times, and I've never seen you get a cramp," said the blue Yoshi. (Yes, the Yoshi species have learned to speak in the human tongue)

"I know, I tried to reassure Peach that, but she doesn't wanna take any chances."

A young playful voice was heard shrieking, "HEADS UP!" Yoshi and the brothers were suddenly sprayed with water. They turned to see Tashio and Louisa with FLUDDs. "Sorry guys," said Tashio. "Louisa and I were just playing FLUDD tag."

"No problem, kids," smiled a somewhat shivering Luigi. "After all, what's a pool party when one doesn't get wet?"

"Hmm," pondered Tashio with a playfully dark expression in his blue eyes. "Louisa, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"That we should squirt Toadsworth and liven this party up? Then yes," said Louisa also with a playfully dark expression in her blue eyes.

An hour later and a few yabber-blabbers from a drenched Toadsworth, many more were at the party now including the Wario Brothers, Donkey Kong, and Goombella.

"Unhand the princess, you reptilian fiend!" Tashio shouted playing 'save the princess' with his dad.

"Bwahahaaa!" laughed Mario, who played the role of Bowser. "Brave words, boy!"

"That was the most pathetic imitation I've ever heard, plumber!" rumbled a deep, gruff voice. Rising from the bushes was the aforementioned reptilian fiend, Bowser. "A pool party, and you didn't even invite me!"

"We didn't think you liked water, Bowser," said Mario.

"Besides," added Luigi, "aren't you supposed to be in therapy?"

"No!" snapped Bowser. "I've been shut in my castle plotting my revenge, and now, heh, heh, heh!" A beep was heard. The overgrown lizard looked at his wristwatch. "Grrr! You got lucky this time! But I'll be back!" Bowser jumped in his Koopa Clown car and flew off.

(1) Bowzilla is spoof of Godzilla

(2) 1 up is a Mushroom Kingdom version of 7 up. 1 up also used to be written on the green mushrooms.

I got good ideas for Bowser and Yoshi. Tell me who you want to hear about first via review. Mario and I are waiting, right buddy?

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