Robin:
So yeah. Why don't you give up on this one?
Keri: What do you
mean?
Robin: Your a crappy writer!
Keri: You know what. Shove
it up your...butt...senora! Haha!
Robin: What?
Keri: I
called you a married girl. Haha!
Robin:steaming: I'm NOT
FEMININE!
Keri: No one said you were slick. Next
chapter!
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Chapter 13: DDR, Sleepovers, and stupid Dares part 2
"Wow, Bertha's cooking is really good Robin!" Starfire said, rubbing her belly. It was full...
"Yeah! But waffles are better!" Cyborg said. Keri bopped him on the head. "Stop thinking of waffles already! I'm beginning to think they are your mistresses or something..."
"So, where were we on truth or dare?" Beast Boy said.
"Umm, I'll go!" Cyborg said. "Keri, truth or dare."
"Umm, dare!" Keri said, jumping. "FIRST DARE! Whooooo!"
"Umm, yeah. I dare you to call Mr. Slade and pretend your Robin and seduce him." Robin shreeked like a little girl. "No way!"
"I'll do it!" Keri said, running to get the phone. She ran into the kitchen and this was heard:
"CRASH! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! OWW! You don't have to hit me! Tell a maid to clean it up, you have enough. Oh, Robin scared them all away? Then make him clean it up! Why me? I'm in the middle of a dare! Don't you have water? It's only a plate...it didn't even break! Ahhh!" Keri ran out of the room, phone in hand, running away from a maid with a pan in her hand. She ran behind Cyborg and panted. "I got it, but with difficulty."
Cyborg grunted. "Here's his number. 458-8762" (Omg. It spells I luv Rob GO ME!)
Keri dialed it, nervously and it only rang twice. "Hello?"
Keri put on her best Robin masculine voice. "Hello Mr. Slade. It's Robin."
The voice perked up a bit. "Robin! You sound...different."
"Uh, I getting a cold, Mr. Slade. Cyborg wants to say hi too." Cyborg smacked Keri's arm. "But he's in the bathroom." Robin silently laughed.
"Well Robin. Why are you calling?"
"You called me Mr. Slade."
"No I didn't."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No. Stop with the mind games. I'm glad you called." Mr. Slade said seductively. Keri silently screamed. "Uh, Mr. Slade, I have to go. See you Monday!"
Keri hung up the phone as quickly as she could. "Holy crap. You made me do that? That was sick!"
"You said you wanted to." Cyborg said, shrugging. "Your turn."
"Uh, Raven, truth or dare." Keri said smiling.
"Umm, dare. I guess." Raven said, apathetically.
"I dare you to kiss Beast Boy. On the lips. For 5 seconds. Muwhahaahahahah!" Keri said, laughing maniacally then smiling. Raven grunted and looked at Beast Boy. "Only 5 seconds."
Beast Boy and Raven leaned closer and closer until...
Beast Boy lifted his fingers counting the seconds when he felt her lips touch his. 'So warm...Damnit! Stop thinking that! It's just a plan!' Once Raven saw Beast Boy's hand go to 5, she quickly backed up sighing. Keri and Cyborg clapped and cheered. Starfire started to do a dance while Robin looked at Starfire and wished someone would dare him...Well it was Raven's turn.
"Robin, truth or dare."
"Dare."
"Make out with Starfire." Everyone looked at Raven like she was crazy. She looked back at them. "Oh, go look somewhere else." Everyone did. Well all except Robin and Starfire, who were staring at each other. Starfire's breathing became heavier. She was really nervous. Robin and Starfire leaned in and their lips were almost touching when...someone pounded on the door.
:Outside: "KERI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!" A voice yelled.
"Who's Keri?"
"My step-sister, Inu." (A/N: My step-sister wanted Inuyasha from the show...Inuyasha to be her boyfriend. THERE YOU GO CJ!)
"Oh. KERI! GET OUT HERE!"
:Inside: Everyone looked at Keri and Keri just screamed. "WHAT DO YOU WANT!"
"TO HURT YOU FOR PUTTING COURTNEY ON THAT BANNER!"
Keri laughed nervously and hid behind Cyborg. "Save me!"
"I'M GOING TO BUST DOWN THIS DOOR IN 5 SECONDS! 5, 4, 3, 2,-"
She was cut off by other people's screams. "WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED TO THIS SLEEPOVER?"
Everyone looked at each other. "What the hell?"
Robin huffed. "How did you all get my address?"
"Well, about that..."
:Flashback:
"I heard Robin's having a sleepover at his house." Ashley said, looking at everyone else who was there.
(Everyone else is Larry, Rose, Teru, Speedy, Aqualad, Shelly, Matt, Sam, Johnny, and Ashley...holy crap, there's a lot of people.)
"Yeah! Why aren't we invited?" Teru said, looking at Speedy/Roy with loving eyes.
"Probably cause they're doing each other!" Speedy said, looking at his hair.
"Well, maybe..." Ryan/Aqualad said, pondering it.
"No way! Keri wouldn't do that...would she?" Rose said, hugging Larry.
"Marrr." Larry said, enjoying the hug.
"What is this?" Shelly said, looking around.
"We have to get Robin's address!" Ashley said, starting to march into the principal's office. Everyone shrugged and followed her.
:End Flashback:
"So, that's about what happened." Roy said, shrugging. But nobody saw it because it was dark...and they were outside.
"So...let us in?" Ashley said, pleading. Robin sighed and opened the door. About 12 people rushed in.
"KERI!" CJ yelled.
"Oh god. Save me!" Keri cried.
"Umm, actually, our story wasn't finished..." Rose said, scratching her head.
:Flashback:
"So, Mr. Slade, wanna give us Robin's address?" Larry said, explaning.
"Sure children! Just tell me when the sleepover is!" Mr. Slade said excited. "I love sleepovers!"
The group laughed nervously. "Umm, next Saturday..." Teru said, scratching her head.
"Ok kids!" Mr. Slade gave them the address. All the kids rushed out.
:End Flashback:
"So don't be here next Saturday, ok?" Aqualad said, grinning.
"This is the weirdest sleepover ever." CJ said, hugging Inu for dear life.
After that, there was a polite knock on the door. Keri went up to answer it. It was...Mr. Slade! Keri screamed and ran away. Mr. Slade walked in and fumed. "You children lied to me!"
"HOW DID YOU GET HERE!" Everyone screamed.
"Umm, my car?" Mr. Slade said.
"Ok." Keri said, shrugging.
"NOW YOU CHILDREN WILL PAY!"
"Ahh!" Everyone grabbed their stuff and ran. Except Keri, who kicked Mr. Slade's shin and then ran.
"Come back here!"
Far, far away...
Everyone got split up. Cyborg, Robin and Beast Boy were together, behind a bulding though. Robin sighed.
"The plan really isn't going well. I didn't think it would be this hard!"
Beast Boy grunted. "Those 3 are freaks! Weirdos! And you didn't think it would be that hard?"
Cyborg added to it. "Especially Keri. She acts like a little child and is the stupidest person I have ever met!"
'But you think she's cute.' All 3 boy's minds added at once.
A shadowed figure listened intently to the boy's, her hair blowing with the gentle breeze. Tears formed in her eyes. Only one word escaped her lips. "Freaks?"
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Keri:
Oh score. That's Chapter 13!
Robin: Did you actually write a
cliffie?
Keri: Oh! I did!
Robin: So...what?
Keri: Guess
what! I can write a lot! I'm on spring break!
Robin:
Oh...great...
Keri :smiles: Whot Whoot...Chapter
14...hopefully soon. I just of what I'm doing for next
chapter...Oh...it's kinda dark. It might get more serious for a
couple chapters...because the plan is revealed and crap...
Robin:
What about the funny?
Keri: I'll try to make it funny! Really I
will...Anyways, Chapter 14! Here I come!
Purple
button: I'm calling you...
Rose: Shut up stupid purple button...
