Mario (Seel): Seel! Seel!
Me: Hungry again? Okay, we'll see what's in the fridge after this chapter is finished. And now, Bowser's future.
Mario: Seel?
Me: Don't worry buddy. That overgrown reptile should be a hoot here. So, anyway, I don't own the Mario characters, but I do own Tashio, Louisa, and the Shroom Sword.
Chapter 3: Bowser's Issues Unveiled
It is dark and gloomy as usual at Bowser's castle.
"Dad!" yelled a teenage Koopa kid walking down the dark halls that are standard in any villain castle. He found his dad sitting on his throne watching a small T.V. set. An old Koopa on the T.V. says, "WHAT… is the velocity of a paratroopa?"
"Dad!" growled the Koopa kid entering the room. "Don't you have someplace to go?"
"Not now, Iggy!" sneered the Koopa king. "Can't you see I'm watching The Holy Shroom (1)?"
"You can watch that movie when you get back from Dr. Mentoad's office!"
"No!" cried Bowser. "I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go! You can't make me! I'm your father!"
"I can't," said Iggy, "but these two guys," two mustached men with pointed ears and piercing eyes entered. One in yellow was about short and round as a ball, and the one in purple was tall and skinny as a twig. "…aren't related to us, and they have bob-ombs."
The two men struck a pose. "To protect the world from imitations!" said the short one.
"To unite the thieves of many nations!" said the tall one.
"To denounce the goodness of little plumbers!"
"So we can have a handful of extended summers!"
"Wario!"
"Waluigi!"
"The Wario Brothers, thieving for a better tomorrow!"
"Surrender your gold, or you will be filled with sorrow!"
Bowser and Iggy were on the floor snoring loudly and had expanding anime bubbles on their nostrils
"You ingrates!" yelled the Wario brothers towering above the Koopas in a flaming anime wrath. "We spent hours writing that motto!"
"Now get your scaly butt to the Koopa clown car!" shouted Waluigi.
At Dr. Mentoad's office,
"Mr. Bowser," said a toadette nurse holding a clipboard.
The Koopa king reluctantly rose out of his chair in the waiting room and followed the little female mushroom. He was then led to a room by a middle-aged toad with orange spots on his shroom cap. The toad sat on a chair next to a desk and Bowser sat in a reclined cushioned chair next to the toad.
"Now, Bowser," said the toad, "let's continue from our last appointment. You said your father hit you a lot and cursed every moment. Is there a reason?"
"Well," said Bowser.
:flashback:
A young Bowser was running through the castle dressed in drag throwing paint and candy everywhere. A furious Morton Koopa stomped toward the future Koopa king. "BOWSER!" he roared. "What in blazing (curse) have you done now!" Morton lifted Bowser by the tail, ripped the Koopa prince's shell and drag clothes off and slapped the struggling koopa's bare bottom. The young Bowser was thrown down on the hard stone floor. He held his tears back by delivering a glare to his dad. "Now put your shell back on, burn those clothes, and clean this place up!"
:end flashback:
"I see," the toad nodded. "Anything else you want to tell me about?"
"Well,"
:flashback:
"I have to get back to the hideout before Wario eats the fridge empty again," said Waluigi.
"Okay," said Bowser. "See ya later." When Waluigi opened the door, Bowser suddenly blurts, "I love you."
"What?" Waluigi blinked a couple times out of confusion. He shook it off. "You're weird," he walked out of the door.
Bowser banged his head on a column shaking the whole castle muttering how stupid he acted.
:end flashback:
"Uhh," Bowser uttered, "doctor, can we change the subject?"
"I understand, Bowser," said the toad. "What would you like to talk about?"
"I don't know. I just don't wanna talk about that," said Bowser referring to the last flashback.
"Well, I got more patients. Why don't we continue this next month?"
"Sure thing doctor."
I think Bowser snapped after so many beatings from Mario. What do you think?
(1) The Holy Shroom is spoof of the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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