Sorry for the long wait. I've been very busy writing the fifth chapter of this fic because it will feature an element that I've never really put in any of my other fics. This chap may be kind of short. Well, let's get on with SMF. Chapter 4: Yoshipractor

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Yoshi walked up to a front desk of a waiting room, which was occupied by a Toad reading a magazine.

"Welcome to the Toadspine clinic, sir. Do you have an appointment?" the Toadette at the desk greeted the green dinosaur.

"Yes," Yoshi said.

"Name?"

"Yoshi."

"Do you have a surname?" the Toadette skimmed her clipboard.

"Yoshis don't have surnames."

"Hmmm…" the female mushroom pondered. "Just a moment." She left the front desk. She returned with a rare gray spotted Toad. A rare black spotted Toad followed the secretary Toadette and the gray spotted Toad.

"Yes," the black spotted Toad said to the gray one. "I will do that. Thank you, Dr. Toadspine."

After the black spotted Toad left, the gray Toad, Dr. Toadspine, looked at Yoshi. "Your name is Yoshi, eh?" he inquired.

"Yes," the friendly dinosaur said.

"Are you by chance the Yoshi? The Yoshi that has accompanied his Highness in his many adventures?"

"Uh, yes," Yoshi started to blush.

"You say you have an appointment?"

"I'm having some back pains, so yes."

"Back pains huh?" the gray Toad rubbed his chin. "You've come to the right chiropractor. Dr. Toadspine is the name," the Toad shook Yoshi's paw. "Follow me."

"You know about the Yoshi bone structure?" Yoshi asked surprised.

"You need to know the bone structure of every Mushroom World race in this profession."

Yoshi was led into an X-ray room. Toadspine motioned Yoshi to stand profile in front of the X-ray camera.

"Before we take a picture," said Toadspine, "I must ask you if you have any eggs forming inside you."

"I don't, but why do you have to ask?"

"Something about the radiation that is emitted from the X-ray, I think."

"Oooooookaaaayyy…"

Toadspine examined Yoshi's developed X-rays expectantly later.

"Hmmmm… Ahhh… yeeeessss…" the Toad pondered.

"Well?" Yoshi asked.

"Your spine seems to be slightly arched downward."

Yoshi looked up in anguish.

"How often have you been ridden, and how heavy of passengers they been?" Toadspine inquired.

"I don't think my buddies are that fat, but I must've been ridden often enough."

"…"

"Mario and Luigi saved me from that egg! It was the least I could do. And besides, I got so many tasty treats." Yoshi started licking his lips with his long tongue.

"I'll treat you as best as I can."

"You'll give me food?"

"Not that kind of treat. Come. I'll show you."

Half an hour and 50 coins later, Yoshi exited the clinic wearing a back brace. "Okay, pal." Yoshi grumbled, referring to Mario. "Now you owe me."

All of a sudden, Waluigi came by, noticing Yoshi's predicament. "Bwahaha!" he laughed. "How often did-a lard-a-butts a-ride you?"

"They are much lighter than your bloated brother, Stick Man!" Yoshi then ate Waluigi, but puked him out because Waluigi is just that vile.

"Gross, man!" The vomit-covered Waluigi waved a fist.

Along with Waluigi, a little green pot-bellied man in a red speedo was spewed out.

"Wow!" the little man started dancing. "Tingle has never been anywhere more disgusting!"

"You're disgusting!" Yoshi back sassed.

"Oh well," said Tingle, "I have a Twilight Princess to get to."

"Noooooooooooooooo!" A mysterious voice cried.

Link came out of nowhere and squished Tingle with his downward thrust attack. "If you know what's best for you, stay away from that game!" Link growled.

"Why does the author like putting these pointless crossovers in?" Waluigi wondered.

"Yeah," Yoshi agreed.

"Only because Yoshi wants to know," I (the author) sighed.

"Wait!" Waluigi (rudely) interrupted. "How are you able to communicate with us?"

"I'm the one writing this story, so shut up, Bony Boy!" I yelled. "Now where was I? …Oh yes. The pointless crossover was to poke fun at how seemingly nothing can destroy something as annoyingly putrid as Tingle, or Navi for that matter."

"But Link just pwned him!" Waluigi sneered.

"Okay, Waluigi." I said. "Fist, NEVER say 'pwn' or 'pwned' again."

"What about 'pwnage'?" Waluigi interrupted (again).

"Absolutely NOT! Interrupt me one more time, and I'll pwn you!" I threatened. "So second, Tingle will…"

"Hello, everyone!" Tingle popped back up and started dancing again.

"Ugh!" I groaned. "Tingle comes back no matter what." I then poof Link and Tingle back to Hyrule.

"Well," Waluigi grunted, "that was pointless."

I zapped Waluigi.

"Did he interrupt you again?" Yoshi asked.

"No," I said. "I just like torturing him."

Yoshi walked away as if nothing happened.

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Strange huh? Poor Yoshi. And doctors do ask women whether or not they're pregnant before taking an X-ray. I'm not 100 sure why. Don't worry. The next chapter won't have any crossovers.