Well, I haven't gotten any reviews for the previous chappie. I welcome suggestions for improvement (as long as you're nice about it) and ideas. I admit the last chappie wasn't my best. Anyway, here are some special features. Accompanying me (upon special request) in the outtakes will be my Poke' Pal, QueenArticuno. Remember, I don't own the Mario gang, but I do own Tashio, Louisa, the Shroom Sword, Mentoad, and Toadspine. Flames will NOT be tolerated.

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Deleted Scenes

Daisy: Uh, Luigi, what are you doing?

Luigi: (turns Poltergust 3000 off) I could've sworn I saw a ghost!

Daisy: Between your legs? o.O

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Toadsworth: What about the Hero of Winds?

Mario: Absolutely not! Ever since the end of TWW, the bigheaded freak has been obsessed with thrusting swords into the skulls of fat guys!

Toadsworth: You're not fat, just conveniently big boned.

Mario: I never said I was. I was just saying that I get creeped out from the little guy's mental condition.

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Bowser's Third Memory

(flashback)

The young Koopa prince sees his caretaker, Kamek, kissing Kammy.

(flashback ends)

Bowser: I am still mortified by that horrendous moment. I was glad I ran to my room before I could see them take their robes off! (shudder)

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Another Super Mario Cousin FLUDD prank

Tashio: I know where else we can aim our FLUDDs.

Louisa: Where?

Mario is lying asleep on his beach chair when he is awakened by a rush of freezing cold water squirting with great velocity up his crotch. Tashio and Louisa jump into the pool and toss their FLUDDs aside before Mario notices.

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Mario: …But I'm not rearing my butt back there.

Wario: What's the matter? Chicken?

Mario: Chicken? (licks lips) Where?

Wario: (muttering rolling eyes) Idiot!

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Outtakes

Chapter 1

Tashio runs into his dad's path wearing FLUDD, and Mario screeches to a halt

FLUDD: Rocket Nozzle activated!

Tashio/Mario/Toadsworth: What?

FLUDD: System malfunction! Prepare for blastoff.

Tashio: WAIT! (FLUDD blasts off through the castle ceiling and eventually the roof, with a steady stream of water) AAAAAGGGGHH! PROFESSOOOOR!

Kojinka: Where is Gadd anyway?

Mario: Luigi let the professor use the mansion's basement as a research facility.

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Chapter 2. Mario, Tashio, and Louisa are playing Save the Princess until bubbles form around Mario

Tashio: Cool! I didn't know this pool had a bubble bath in it!

Mario: (blushes) It doesn't.

Louisa: (scoots away) Uncle Mario!

Kojinka: Cut!

Bowser: Was he still trying to impersonate me?

Kojinka: Knowing Mario, it could go either way.

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Chapter 3: While the Wario Bros. are chewing out Bowser and Iggy, a bob-omb comes along and the sleeping Koopas are caught in the explosion.

Kojinka: Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa!

Wario: What have you done?

Waluigi: Oh my god! She killed the Koopas!

Bowser: No she didn't.

Wario: WAAAAH?

Waluigi: But who are they? (pointing to the bob-ombed duo)

QueenArticuno: Their stunt doubles.

Iggy takes the stunt doubles' masks off to reveal Dennis Hopper and Fisher Stevens.

Wario: Are they still alive?

Doctor Mario comes in and hooks the stunt doubles to a pulse-detecting machine. The machine does nothing for a moment then it beeps. Once.

Dr. Mario: WE GOT A PUUUULLLSE!

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Chapter 4: After Yoshi spews out Waluigi and Tingle, he also spews out Navi, Michael Jackson, Barney the Dinosaur, a Teletubby, Jack Thompson, Richard Simmons, a Furby, and Dora the Explorer. Yoshi passes out from puking out so many annoying beings.

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O.C. Bios

Pistachio Luigi Mario: Or Tashio for short, is the heir to the Mushroom Throne. His favorite games include playing FLUDD Tag and Save the Princess. He loves spending time with his cousin, Louisa, who is a few months younger. Link, the King of Hyrule, one of the allies of the Mushroom Kingdom, tutors Tashio the ways of evil banishing swords. Prince Tashio also enjoys practicing his jumping skills he inherited from his dad. His favorite color is blue.

Louisa Toadstool Mario: The heir to Sarasala's throne. She loves spending time with her older cousin, Tashio. Princess Louisa, like Tashio, enjoys practicing her jumping skills she inherited from her dad. Like her mother, Daisy, Louisa is tomboy, but unlike past princesses, she is not considered a damsel in distress. She'll venture with her cousin, and her favorite color is orange.

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Chapter 5 is 3/4 done, but due to schoolwork, I don't know when I'll be able to finish it. All I can tell you now is that it's going to star one of the most neglected characters in the series.