High School at it's Best

by Light of the Sorrow

Rob, BB and Cy are the most popular guys in school and can get any girl they want. But when 3 new girls show up, they prove that theory wrong. What will the guys do to get them? Beta'd by Daitai Otonashii Ookami. Still going?

16. The dates and the power failures

Keri: Well yeah! I'm back! Isn't that exciting?
Robin: No. Shut up.
Keri: Wow. Who woke up on the wrong side of the bed?
Robin: You have me tied to a flippin chair!
Keri: Nuh uh! You tied yourself to a chair! Stop lying!
Robin: Get to the chapter!
Keri: Fine! Jesus!
Robin: DON'T USE THE LORD'S NAME IN VEIN! IF I COULD HIT YOU I WOULD!
Keri: Wow...

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Chapter 16: The dates, the power failures and the revelations

So where did we leave off? Oh yeah:

"KERI!" Starfire yelled, looking at her hair. It was whip cream central. Keri was running far, far away. "IT WASN'T ME! MUWAHAHAHAHA!"

"BB, I think they need a shower." Cy pointed at Star and Robin. Star was fuming. Robin was too busy about to have a break down since his gelled hair was "no more."

"Together?" Beast Boy said, smirking. Starfire screamed. "No! I'M NOT THAT PERVERTED!"

"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! JESUS! They both need a shower...so, uh, how's this going to work...?" Raven screamed.

Elsewhere...

Mr. Slade smiled evilly. He had a plan to make Robin all his! MUWAHAHAHHA!

Boom.

The power went out. "NO! LORD! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!"

Alright then...

"Uh, guys, look at the TV." Keri said, pointing.

"What? You learned how to turn the TV on?" Cyborg said. Keri glared.

"No! There's no school you lou."

"Did you just call me a bathroom in England?" Cyborg said, mad.

"Yes I did! What are you going to do about it?" Keri yelled getting up. Wow, what a couple.

"Ok well. Jump City High School and Middle School are out today because the generator blew up.Uh, yeah. It was mysterious...Wow." The reporter said. Raven sweatdropped. "Oops."

Elsewhere...

CJ's boyfriend, Ryan (there never was an InuYasha you guys! your reading/seeing/ things mwhahahahahahahaha) looked at his plasma-TV. "No school today CJ."

Cj shushed him. "Shut it. I'm talking to the dogs!" She said petting her dog, Budweiser. "Ruff. Grrrowl? Grr...Arrrr!"

Ryan sighed and rolled his eyes. "I thought you stopped that."

Anyways,

"Keri, will you go on a date with me tonight?" Cyborg said.

"Yeah, sure." She stared at the TV. "Wait. What am I agreeing to?"

"Date? Burgers? FRIES!" Cyborg said, getting excited. Keri sighed. "Yeah. Sure. Burger, frie and steak world here we come."

"Yay!" Cybrog cheered like a little girl.

About 5 feet away...

"Uh, Raven? Will you go on a date with me?" Beast Boy said.

"Uh..." Raven blushed. "S-Sure!"

In the bathroom...

"OOPS I DID IT AGAIN! I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART!" Robin sang out. Boom. The lights went out. "AHHH! IT'S DARK AND I'M IN THE SHOWER!"

Oh well...

"What is taking Robin so long..?" Starfire said, drying her hair. Faintly, they heard Robin yelling. Starfire raced to the bathroom and flung the door open. Her eyes widened, since Robin stepped out of the shower. "AHHHHH! DEAR LORD! COVER UP MAN!"

"AHHH! HOW CAN YOU SEE ME! IT'S DARK!" Robin yelled, grabbing a towel.

"THERE'S A WINDOW YOU BOON!" Starfire said, shaking her head and covering her eyes.

"Oh. WELL WHY ARE YOU HERE!"

"WHY ARE YOU YELLING? I'm here BECAUSE you were YELLING IDIOT!"

"Oh...go away."

"FINE!" Starfire said, stomping out.

"Wait Starfire, will you go out with me tonight?"

She turned slowly and smiled. "Sure!"

(A/n: Wow, this makes no sense.)

With CJ and Ryan:

"Will you go out with me tonight?" Ryan said.

"Arr...Oh sure." CJ said, petting her dog. Budweiser ran away. "NO! BUDWEISER!"

Everyone turned to her, thinking she was talking about beer. She growled. "TURN YOU INSOLENT FOOLS!" They all turned and power walked away.

Later:

"Ok, Ryan where are we going?" CJ said, dressed in black capris from Hot Topic, purple socks that say 'Blow Pop' (A/N: The suckers people) a red spaghetti tank top that had '8, Dale Jr.' and a black zip up hoddie that was unzipped. Whoo hoo. Classy. Oh wait...we forgot her signature black boots. Anyways, Ryan was wearing dark blue jeans with random holes on them due to skateboarding, and a black t-shirt that said 'AC/DC' on it and he had skater shoes on. Wow, a great couple.

"We're going to the Grind. A skate park."

"But I'm hungry. Other than that, YES! FUN!" CJ said.

"We can stop and get pizza on the way back." Ryan said, falling and landing on his skateboard. Cj drooled, but then helped him up.

Elsewhere...

"Why do guys wear shiny pants?" Keri asked, eating her burger. She was wearing a baby blue skirt, a white tank top, a black zip up hoodie and white sandals.

"Shiny pants?" Cyborg looked down at his blue pants, which where glistening in the light. He was also wearing a white shirt and K-swiss. "Oh. Shiny pants. Probably because they want to attract girls to something lower..."

"Oh! Like their..." Keri trailed off.

"That's right. Their shoes." Cyborg said, eating a fry. Keri sweatdropped.

Ok then...

"Ok, so where are we going?" Raven said.

"I dunno. Where do you wanna go?" Beast Boy said, looking around.

"Umm...my house." Raven said lying.

Beast Boy's eyes lit up. "Alright Raven!" Raven seethed. "NOT LIKE THAT!" Boom. It was completely dark when they were in McRuffRuff...the food place and dog adoption center. Uh...yeah!

"Oops." Raven muttered.

Over to Rob/Star:

"Umm, Star, I uh, really like you." Robin said blushing. Yes, the boy wonder blushes!

"Awe! That's cute! I like you too!" Starfire smiled. She lightly kissed him on the lips and Robin put his arm around Star's waist, while she leaned into him. "So where are we going?" She asked.

"Umm, the pizza place?" Robin suggested.

"Ok!"

Skipping...

"Planned marriage? WHAT THE HECK!" Keri screamed.

"That's right. A planned marriage." Cyborg said, agreeing.

"But it wasn't supposed to be that way!"

"I know. I mean Sakura and Syaoran for life but this fanfic just ARRANGED MARRIAGE then CLIFFIE!"

(And you thought it was something else...) "Get low. Get low. To the windoooooow to the walll..."

"What the heck? Why is Get Low playing?" Keri said, scratching her head.

"It's a text message. Telling everyone to go to the pizza place."

Keri cheered. "ALRIGHT!" She grabbed Cyborg by the hand and ran down the street, literally dragging him the whole way.

Anyways...

"So...we all got here?" Raven said, rubbing her temples. Everyone was there. CJ, Ryan, Cy, BB, Rae, Rob, Star, Keri, Rose, Larry, Maurice and (dum dum dum!) Kitten, Allison and Chelsea. Oh no! Girl fight!

"How did they get here? Where's Inuyasha?" Keri said, pointing accusingly at CJ. CJ smirked. "What are you talking about? There was no Inuyasha! Are you doing drugs again?"

"No. That's Rose's job." Larry said, pointing at her.

"I don't do drugs! You do! Now, I love you for your drugs. Love me because...I'm me!" Rose yelled.

"How did Maurice get here?" Keri said, about to cry.

"Well, I started in my car, then it broke down, then some how I came here. Then you were here. Then there was 'Should I sit with her?' ... Yeah I'm here." Maurice shook and head and leeched on Keri's shoulder. "I want on you."

"BACK OFF LOVER BOY!"

"Well, see what we came across? Trash?" Kitten said. The other 2 laughed.

"So you finally looked in a mirror?" Starfire said, smirking.

"OHHH! She got you there." Keri said.

"Shut it woman." Chelsea said, hatefully.

"Well...YOUR MOM!" Keri said, laughing maniacally. Everyone else gave her a weird stare then laughed.

"YOU WANNA GO!" Allison said, acting macho.

"Where are we going?" BB said. "Food?"

"My house." Allison said, winking.

"N-Nevermind."

"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" Raven said. Boom.

"What the heck is with the lights?" Kitten said. "NOW NO ONE CAN SEE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!"

"Like anyone would." Robin muttered.

"We're leaving now." Everyone got up and left.

Later...

dancechickkeri: Well, that was exciting.

Light of the Sorrow: Yeah it was. I gotta go.

dancechickkeri: Wait, before you go, If I came up to you and started doing the worm but it looked like a flopping fish, then tried to do the cabbage patch and broke my back then I could only dance like this/ \ / \ (if it shows up) Would you be my friend?

Light of the Sorrow: LMAO! I wouldn't expect anything else. Night Keri.

dancechickkeri: Night Star.

dancechickkeri logged off.
Light of the Sorrow logged off.

"Weird place I moved to." Starfire said, before going to bed.

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Keri: Whoa! Exciting!
Robin: What! New car?
Keri: Please no. It's done!
Robin: You got me worked up for nothing...
Keri: Oh shut up!
Robin: Make me!
Starfire: I can do that!

Keri: Guys! Didn't wanna know...
Robin and Starfire: (gone)
Keri: Holy crap...This is messed up... R n R!