Keri: Yippy! It's Keri again!
Najee: And I'm helping you write it!
Robin: Who are these people!
Keri: That's my best friend, Najee. He's helping me write this chapter! And thanks to Rose for her WONDERFUL IDEAS WHERE YOU HAVE NONE!
Robin: SHUT UP!
Keri: Anyways, reviews are at the end this time...yay!

Disclaimer: I don't own it...cause if I did, it wouldn't really be a Y7 rating anymore...haha.

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Thoughts

Perverted/Other side of the brain thoughts

Chapter 18: Fights, Felines and Ninja Suits

Starfire's POV
Robin's house
Hahahahahahahaha. I'm in love.

Holy crap. Holy crap. Holy crap. Robin and I are...covered in spaghetti sauce but THAT'S NOT THE POINT! We're making out! That's right, we're on the floor, covered in spaghetti, making out. (Robin said he didn't want to get sauce on the carpet). Anyways, here's what happened.

Flashback:

"Robin, the sauce is boiling. What's going on...HOLY CRAP! HIT THE DECK!" Starfire held her head and kneeled down, while the sauce blew up and got everywhere, including Starfire and Robin's faces. "Haha, you look very...funny." Starfire said, wiping some sauce from her face. Robin grabbed some spaghetti and put it on their heads. "Very romantic." He mumbled and looked into her eyes. She smiled and he laughed. "You have spaghetti sauce on your face Star." She gave him a look. "No duh." He moved very close to her face and she blushed fiercely. "I meant here."

End flashback

HE STARTED KISSING ME! HYYYYYYYYYYYYA! I swear, I'm in love. Ahh, he just left...

"Wow."

Oh nice Robin. Nice.

Keri's POV

Restaurant

Haha. Good story.

Yeah...Cyborg, Amanda (who I loathe and have named M.P.F.Y.M., meaning Manly Prostitute From Your Mom) and I all got kicked out. It was a pretty funny story...

Flashback:

"So, Cy, remember when we went to that park and made out the whole time cause I'm a big fat slut who can't do anything but suck face and..."

Whoa, sorry. Brain talking.

"So, Cy, remember when we went to the park and made out under that tree?"

Now that one was real.

"Wanna do it again?"

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! HE'S MINE! ONLY I CAN GO UNDER A TREE AND MAKE OUT WITH HIM!"

Whoa. Just whoa. She just flung a MEATBALL AT ME! WHAT! NO! ...I just threw one back...haha. Oh crap.

"Food fight!"

Definately NOT GOOD!

"Get out of here!" The manager yelled, avoiding some salad.

Gladly, sir. Gladly.

So, only you can make out with him under a tree?

Dear god, please don't start.

End Flashback

"Sorry Amanda, but I'm with Keri now."

Score: Keri - 1 Slut - 0

"Give me one more chance!"

I'm staying out of this one.

Amanada grabbed Cyborg and kissed him fiercely, leaving Keri steaming and Cyborg mortally scarred.

Not staying out of it anymore!

Rose's POV

On a date with Larry.

Some strange things are going on...

Yay! I'm on a date with Larry! He's wearing a niiiiiice black suit and I'm wearing a niiiiice...

revealing...

black dress that is just very lovely!

"So, Larry, where did you get that suit...how did you pay for that suit? Were you drug dealing again?"

"Yeah..."

"YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY!"

"You don't do drugs Rose..."

"Oh...yeah...that's right...hehe."

"LARRY! WHERE ARE OUR DRUGS!" Some mob men yelled out. How did they get here?

"Right here boys!" He walked over to them. "I'll be right back Rose."

(A/N: A cop car just went by as I wrote that...haha)

"ROSE! WE LOVE YOU!" I looked around. There was some people standing there...with my face on a shirt...and little flags that said 'We love Rose'. Time for hyper-active run time.

"ROSE GET BACK HERE!"

Running in high heels is hard.

Raven's POV

In the Park

Holy crap, it's huge.

"That's huge Beast Boy..."

"I know! Isn't it great?"

Get your minds out of the gutter this instant. We are talking about fish! We saw a fish in the pond...in the park...I give up, it's too hard.

You should come perverting with me dear. It's exciting!

Umm, how about no.

"This was a great date Raven." Beast Boy said, when rumbling came from afar.

It's going to thunderstorm!

Thank You Captain Obvious.

You know Captain Obvious? Let me meet him deary!

What were you saying before?

Oh, yeah. It's going to thunderstorm! That means we can't work the corner!

I DON'T HAVE A CORNER!

...Oh...riiiiiight.

"Was that thunder?"

"I think so." I answered.

"We should get going then." Beast Boy said, grabbing my hand.

Hyyyyya! He's holding my hand! Don't blush, don't blush!

BOOM!

Way to go ace.

Keri's POV

Outside the restaurant

Whoa, this is pretty sweet.

M.P.F.Y.M. is still here. Why? Because the lights just went out in the restaurant and she thinks she's hugging Cy but she's really hugging a tree. HAHAHA! YOU STUPID TREE HUGGER!

So, she's not hugging Cy but you are...just grab him and be like, my lips hate the light, cover them and make them dark.

Uh...

Do it! Do it!

No.

"Keri, are you alive?" Cy asked. Nice question. Ask if your girlfriend is alive.

"Yeah, but I'm scared." Haha. No I'm not.

"Let me help you." Cyborg leaned down and captured Keri is a heart-hammering passionate kiss that NOBODY COULD BREAK HAHAHA!

That's not what happened. Go back.

Cyborg leaned down and kissed Keri gently, and Keri kissed back gently, and the little white fluff bunnies roamed by, giggling madly at each other. What a happy world it was!

"ROSE! WE LOVE YOU!"

"DEAR GOD, SOMEONE HIDE ME!"

"ROSE! I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!"

I looked up and saw Rose running by, being chased by a pack of rabid fan guys...and girls. "Rose?"

She stopped. "Keri?"

"Where's Larry?"

"ROSE! I'M HERE!" Larry ran straight into Rose and knocked her down, Larry on top of her.

That's what you need to do, love.

Shut up. I hate you.

Raven's POV

It's raining

And I like it.

So, we were walking back, hand in hand right? Well, when did we start kissing? Right when I tripped and fell over a branch and then I accidentally pulled him down on me and then he accidentally kissed me, but stayed there, so now we're on the ground kissing like there won't be a tomorrow and little children are staring and their moms are making grossed out faces at us, but that doesn't matter because I like the position I'm in right now. That was a nice long sentence for your reading pleasure.

Beast Boy let go and breathed deeply. "Wow. Raven. Y-You're a really good kisser."

Nice and blunt.

"Thanks."

"Can we do that again?"

Say yes. SAY YES RIGHT NOW! I MEAN IT! SAY YES! IF YOU DON'T I SWEAR I WILL BASH YOUR INTELLIGENT BRAIN OUT UNTIL YOU CAN ONLY SAY THE THINGS I WAN-

"Umm, no."

WHAT! WHY?

"Why?" He asked hurt.

"Because it's starting to pour, little children are staring and your still on me. But maybe another day."

You're inheriting my genes...FINALLY SOME ACTION!

"Meeeeeeeoooooooooow!" Beast Boy screamed when something said that.

Haha. He screams like a girl.

"What a scary cat." I mumbled.

"I'M NOT A CAT!" It yelled. It was my turn to scream. "I'M A HUMAN BEING! I HAVE FEELINGS!" A guy in a cat suit jumped out of the bushes and made a cat face. "Meow!"

I'm outta here.

Starfire's POV

Robin's house

Dang cell phone!

Dang my freaking retarded cell phone and my retarded mother and her retarded fiancee and her...her...

"STARFIRE ANDERSON! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! WE WERE WORRIED SICK!"

"I'm over Robin's house."

"OVER A BOYS HOUSE? YOU WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING WERE YOU!"

"No...we made spaghetti."

"SPAGHETTI IS THE FOOD OF LOVE DEAR! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!"

"It is?"

"I dunno, but-"

"It took you that long to notice I was gone?"

"Uh..."

"YOU FORGET ABOUT ME EVERYTIME HE'S OVER! AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED TO HIM! AHHHHH! And you wonder why I'm over here."

"DON'T YELL AT ME! I RAIS-"

I moved the phone away from my ear and looked out the window. There was Rose...and Keri...and Cyborg...and Larry...and a mob running down the street...

"Hey Robin, look out the window."

"DON'T TALK TO HIM WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH ME!"

"OH DEAR GOD! GET AWAY YOU ANGRY MOB!" Keri yelled. I laughed. "LARRY, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Keri yelled again. Robin laughed this time.

"WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!" My mother yelled.

This was a very funny place.

"Goodbye mother." I flipped my phone and turned it off and smiled at Robin.

Round 2 of the make-out session: Ding Ding Ding, You may begin.

Rose's POV

This mob is cwazy!

And that's with a W

"Haha! You will never escape us Rose! For we are Team Rocket! Something about doubles and trouble. Yada, yada. WE LOVE YOU!" The mob yelled.

"Meowth!" This ugly cat thing yelled.

"What the (censored)? What the (censored) is up with you (censored)(female dogs)?" I yelled back.

"Haha. My woman is mad. SO HOT! Want to touch the hiney!" Larry yelled.

Keri squealed and ran behind a tree. "I just happened to find acorns right here next to this tree!" (All the squrrels grumbled) Keri picked up a bunch on acrons and chucked them at Team Rocket. "HAHAHA! IMPECIBLE AIM!" All of a sudden, Keri got pegged in the head with an acorn. "Itai...Ow...WHO HIT ME!" (All the sqqirrels whistled and looked away)

Anyways, back to me. I'm in the middle of a DOG PILE! HDFHJSHAFLJDSLKAJLKFUDSIO...yeah that's right.

Larry, my love, save me right now.

"Rose, I'm...ow...coming."

Awe, Larry! glomp Look, there's his head, oh and his hand...haha, he's hot when he's trying to save me

"Take my hand!"

This is like a bad scene from a Titanic remake.

And you want to do the car scene with Larry.

Oh great the perverted side is up.

You think you can ignore me? YOU CAN'T! HAHAHAHA! (cough cough) Ok, what did I miss?

Drugs, a dinner, and a dog pile...nothing much.

Sighs Your life is so boring.

Haha, you're so funny.

"Rose? ROSE! OH GOD ROSE! CPR!"

Oh yes, CPR Larry.

Oh dear god.

Larry laid me on my back and started CPR.

Perverted side-1 Regular side-0

Starfire's POV

Oops...Haha...

Ahh, we got caught. Hahahaha. It was a pretty funny story actually. You know Bruce Wayne...well that's Robin's DAD. Hahahaha. Bruce aka Mr. Robin was like "My little boy is grown up." and Robin was like "Thanks Dad." and I was like "Uh, I'm lost." and Robin was like "Awe, it's ok." and I was like "Oh, Robie-Poo! glomp" Buuuuut he moved out of the way. Too Kitten-like for him. "Uh, I mean Robin. Not Robie-Poo. Because that's sick and wrong...hahaha?"

Look what making out does to you.

Now, youth of America, I want you to think this through. When you meet that special someone and end up making out on the floor with him or her, will you become a blubbering idiot or...become very mature? This is a very good question...next to the shiny pants question...ok I'm ranting...

Keri's POV

WHERE THE HECK?

DONDE ESTAS MI NOVIO! (1)

Where is Cyborg?

I don't know...somewhere doing that Amanda chick...

WHAT?

Hahaha...you are so protective.

This calls for...the NINJA SUIT! whiz, changes into a ninja suit, complete with the black hair tie and a black thing around her mouth. HAHAHAHA!

"I'M A NINJA! CYBORG, I'M COMING FOR YOU!"

"I'm right here." I turned around to see Cyborg.

"Cyborg!" And what did I do? I glomped him! "glomp"

"Awe, Keri! I LOVE YOU TOO!"

Hahaha. Oh yeah.

"So where's that Amanda girl?"

"No idea. We were walking, trying to find you, and then we saw a strip club and she muttered something about work and I lost her."

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

It wasn't that funny.

No, I'm laughing at you. You're on top of him, you dirty girl.

I hate you.

"So, why are you wearing a ninja suit?"

"Because I'm a ninja like Naruto and Sasuke! Whom I don't own, CJ does.(2) YAOI!"

Cyborg laughed at his girlfriend. "You're crazy."

"Without a W. Who ha!"

Everybody sweatdrop now.

CJ's POV

Haha. This is a great conversation.

"I mean. Why Bats? Can't Batman be Squirrelman? IS HE SQUIRRELIST!" I yelled. Ryan nodded.

"It's very true. What about Wonder Woman? She "helps" the Justice League."

"Haha. I want Fruit Loops."

"So do I."

"Well, Fruit Loops reminds me of fruity people and that reminds me of Naruto and Sasuke. YAOI! DIE SAKURA YOU UGLY...BIA!"

"Whoa...Cj-chan. Calm down."

"Hehe. I love you Ryan. glomp"

muffled voices, kissing noises, children and parents looking away

Wow, I love my life.

Raven's POV

He's got him!

Hahaha. Poor Beast Boy.

Lover. My love. The cat man has got him. I must save him!

"Gar! I'm coming!" I kicked the cat man's shin.

"HISS HISS! WHY ARE YOU KICKING ME! I JUST WANT TO SAY HELLO AND TELL YOU TO COME SEE THE PLAY CATS! GAWD!"

"Let go of Gar!"

"Oh this guy? I thought he was part of our group. Hahaha!" He dropped him on the ground.

"Oh snap." Beast Boy plopped on the ground.

"Goodbye dear lovers! Come see cats!"

"Umm, goodbye?" I said.

"Uh, Raven? A little help?"

1 more day of school left! 1 more day of school left! 1 more day of school left! 1 more day of school left! 1 more day of school left!

Keri: There's only 1 more day of school left! But it's finals week...but do I care...nooooo!
Robin: We don't have to go to school.
Keri: You're so funny! looks ready to kill
Robin: Eep! runs away screaming like a little girl
Keri: Haha. I'm sorry this is so late. I was going to wait until after school but I realized that it was way too late. AND THEN WAS DOWN! cries
Najee: Your mom bia!
Keri: Your mom's Amy Rowan. HAHAHAHAH!

(1) Done estas mi novio is "where is my boyfriend?" in spanish.

(2) CJ and I had a fight about which anime boys were ours and she called Naruto and Sasuke from Naruto and I called a lot of other people and she called a lot too. It was a pretty funny conversation. (I GOT SYAORAN LI...from Tsubasa...the older version of him. He's so hot! Hehe.)

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