Keri: Isn't it marvelous to be back?
Robin: Oh yes, it is dandy.
Keri: I haven't updated in...about 28 days!
Robin: Way to go.
Keri: Oh stuff it bird boy. We won our baseball game Yay!

Chapter 19: Cheating and Rampaging Toddlers

Raven was amazed. We all know Raven doesn't get amazed easily since she is very apathetic, but she was amazed.

Keri was crying.

Yes, the happy bunny, bouncy little chibi Keri girl was crying.

And it was all Cy's fault.

"I-I went there and I find him..." She couldn't go on. She was too horrified. Plus, right after they broke up, Maurice was all over her like a male and female dog if you know what I mean.

"Keri, you sound like a dying cow." Raven was always one with cheering people up.

"Raven, that wasn't nice." Starfire said. Starfire was there too.

"Guys! I need your help!" The door bustopen and in came the semi-goth Julie. "I have a stalker!"

"So do I, so?" Keri said angrily.

"Well, his name is Darius, he's hot but he's psycho and-"

"Bigger problems here." Starfire whispered, pointing to Keri.

"What happened now you whore?" Julie said to Keri.

"I'll tell the story." Starfire said, starting.

Flashback

"Can you smell what the Robin is cooking?" Robin yelled, doing the little roll the 'ell' in smell thing like The Rock.

"Yeah, and it doesn't smell that great." BB complained, plugging his nose.

"And this is how you crack an egg." Both guys looked over at Cyborg who was helping one of the school sluts crack an egg.

"WTF? FIJKHFGILHERKT!" Starfire yelled. Robin looked at her. "You're taking your medicine right?"

"Yeah - ...I don't have any medicine! Anyways, he's totally flirting with that Carly girl and Keri won't be happy."

"Tru dat, tru dat." BB said, stirring his...whatever it was.

"Never say that again...bitch." Rose said, snuggling up to Larry. He smiled pervertedly and went back to stirring his...whatever.

"What are we supposed to be making?" Larry said, picking up his gloop.

"I don't know but nothing with eggs." Starfire grumbled. Starfire was (one of) Keri's best friends and she was kinda...protective.

"Hehe, you're so smart Cyborg." Carly giggled, everyone covered their ears because it was squeaky and high pitched and no one liked her.

-Bring, bring-

The bell rang and everyone left, except for Cyborg and Carly that is.

"Cy, you comin dude?" BB said, getting his books.

"Nah, I'm going to clean up a little." BB shrugged and passed by Keri.

"Hey BB, where's Cy?" She asked, fiddling with something behind her back.

"In there cleaning up, why?" Starfire came over.

"No reason!" Keri skipped into the room and instantly froze. Starfire rushed in and gasped. There was Carly and Cy...making out? WTF?

"What is going on here?" Keri raged. Cy quickly looked over and jumped back. "K-Keri! What are y-you doing in here?"

"Looking for my EX-boyfriend." She clearly stated.

"W-Wait Keri!" Cyborg rushed over and Keri turned away.

"Why? You cheated, and I actually believed you wouldn't!" Keri threw the box behind her back at Cy, hitting his chest.

"Ow!"

"Enjoy your gift Cy and have fun with Carly, it's over." Keri spoke softly, a new thing for her. Starfire ran out after Keri when she ran out and Carly winked at Cy, walking out too. Cy looked at the box and opened it. Inside was a bottle of expensive cologne. He snorted, it was only cologne? He threw the box away, forgetting the card.

Dear Cy,

I hope you like the cologne, I had to save up all of my money for it. It isn't really that special, only cologne right? But, I think you'll like it.

Love has always been a touchy subject for me, but I think this is the best time to tell you.

I love you Cy, I really do.

Enjoy your present.

Keri

End Flashback

"Aww.. worthy of a hallmark movie!" Julie said, walking over to the window and cautiously looking between the blinds.

"Thanks for your help Julie." Keri mumbled, hiding her face again.

"You don't have any poptarts, so I can't help."

"Why do you need poptarts! Keri just found out she was being played by that.. that.." Starfire started.

"Whore, skank, slut, prostitue, pole dancer, chain smoker, ho, hooker, stripper, pot head, high school dropout, cheater, liar-" Julie paused to take in a breath and opened her mouth to continue.

"Ok ok! i get it!" Starfire stopped her.

Keri smiled "You forgot tramp."

"That's the spirit." Julie said dully. Carly walked in, swaying her hips to the side, closly followed by her posse.

"Cy sure is a great kisser!" Carly screeched like a hawk in the day time, searching for another feast. Her posse giggled. She turned to Keri.

"Oh Keri, I didn't see you there!"

"Up yours you skank." Keri muttered out, wiping her eyes.

"What was that?" Carly yelled, turning to Keri.

"Do you have hearing problems! I SAID UP YOURS YOU SKANK!" Keri yelled about to ring her neck.

"Ugh, you're such a whore." Carly muttered, turning back to the mirror.

"Look who's talking. Atleast I don't need that much make-up." Keri said, getting ready to walk out. "You look like a clown." She added, walking out.

Starfire laughed and Julie and Raven snorted, following Keri, leaving a fuming Carly behind.


"Where are you going?" Julie yelled after her despite of the heated moment. "I still have the stalk- what?" Starfire threw her a glance and shuggered a shoulder at the group of sluts. "Oh." She said, realizing them and putting on a 'i hate you for the sake of wanting to hate and kill everything face'.

"YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE! GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER!" Julie spat.

"Shut up goth." Carly retorted.

"I MAY BE GOTH, BUT I CAN CHANGE YOU CAN'T CHANGE WHORE!"

"Yes you can."

"NO YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MANY STDS YOU POMPOUS SLUT!" Julie raised her hand and slapped her, then humphed and walked away.

After School

"What are you doing today Raven?" Keri asked, taking a bite of her chocolate. "MM CHOCOLATE! YOU'RE SO GOOD AND YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!" All the parents looked over and ran with their kids.

"Umm, I'm babysitting with Starfire today. She blackmailed me." Raven muttered.

"How?"

"She took a picture of BB and I making out in the mall and then getting kicked out."

"That's not bad."

"I was trying on a pink shirt and it said Abercrombie."

"Oooo Starfire got you!"

"Shut it Keri."

Whoever's House

"Awe, god, get them off of me!"

"They're playful Raven! They want to play...or be petted..."

"COME PLAY WITH US!" Starfire looked over at the twins holding hands. She screamed.

"It's the Shining all over again!"

"I'm calling BB."

"Call Keri too, she can handle them. Oh, and call Rose and Larry."

"Why?"

"Maybe the children would be entertained with 2 people making out?"

Raven grumbled and dialed all the numbers.

15 minutes later

"RAVEN! I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU!" Beast Boy came running in and saw swarms of little toddlers. "WTF? jsadhjfgkjdfngjsd!" (I've done that twice) He plugged his nose and

...and...

Dived in the swarm.

"NO! BEAST BOY!" Raven called, coming from the kitchen. She had gone to get a drink.

BOOM Raven looked at the TV, it blew up.

"WAHHH! THE TV BLEW UP!"

"SHUT UP KID, IT'S JUST TV!" Raven went in her bookbag and chucked a book at the little girl. "IT'S KISS OF THE VAMPIRE! REEEEEEEEAD IT!"

BOOM The computer just blew up.

"WAHHH! THE COMPUTER BLEW UP!"

"SHUT UP, IT'S JUST A COMPUTER!" Raven took out another book. "INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE! READ IT!"

BOOM "STOP BLOWING THINGS UP!" She scolded herself.

BOOM "Wtf!"

BOOM "This is getting old." Raven muttered.

"Raven! Help!" Beast Boy cried, finally getting air.

"Ohh, you have green hair! Me want to play with you!"

"Ahh!" He got pulled under again.

Keri rushed through the door.

"I heard there was a brat al -AHHHHHH!" Keri screamed, being dragged down by the raging toddlers again.

Rose and Larry came in after that, holding hands.

"Ooo LOOKIE! THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS! THEY'RE GETTING COOTIES!"

"AHHHH! COOTIES!" All the kids ran into their rooms and locked the door, leaving a knocked out Beast Boy, confused Raven and Starfire, a foot-imprinted Keri and an already lip-locked Rose and Larry.

Raven sighed and took out her cell phone. "Julie, get your ass over here."

Julie's voice could be heard yelling. "YEAH RIGHT! I'M CUSSING ON CY ONLINE!"

"What did you call him?"

"Umm, a whore, slut, skank, h-"

"I get it. Just get over here."

"WE'VE DECIDED THAT THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS COOTIES!" All the kids ran out and dragged the now conscious Beast Boy away and watched as Rose and Larry made out.

Julie came to the door, how did everyone know where this place was?

"Oh hell no." She walked away.

"Julie get back here!" She was gone.

"Rawr! SHE'S SUCH A WHORE!"

Julie came back. "I HEARD THAT!" She ran away laughing.

"Come play with us!" Thw twin said again.

"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN THE SHINING!" Keri screamed, throwing a pillow at them. It missed.

"What's The Shining?"

"Well, it's a - oh dear god." Keri got dragged down too and was being beaten with Tonka trucks.

"TONKA IS THE BEST!"

"I AM IRONMAN! DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO!" Another kid shouted.

Raven rubbed her temples. "How did we get stuck with 15 kids?"

Starfire came over. "Well, the people here had triplets, the people next door had twins, another 2 boys and a girl, The other neighbors had 1, the other neighbors had 3 and the other neighbors had 3 too."

"Call Robin. Him and his Batman undies can do something."

"HOW DID YOU KNOW HE HAD BATMAN UNDIES!" Starfire screamed. Raven gave her a look. "I didn't."

"Oh.."

"How did you?"

"...Hehe. PHONE CALL!"

"HELP ME!" Beast Boy screamed.

The door flung open and in walked in some very drunk parents.

"Sssso, we went to this awwwesomee party and it's was like...totallllly awesome." The one man said, wobbing. He fell over on top of Beast Boy.

"Oww! Get off!" He was asleep.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" All the other parents jestered, only one wasn't drunk.

"I should take them to a hotel. I guess you're babysitting all night!" That one ushered all the parents out, including the sleeping one.

"ALL NIGHT!" Keri screeched. "Call Cyborg, I don't care if he's a stupid male slut who also cheats, we need him. Call Ashley and Teru and Ryan and CJ and everyone BUT Maurice."

Starfire came running in. "Robin should be here any min-"

"STARFIRE!" Robin came running in and glomped her.

"Score! One less person to call!" Rose cheered and accidentally elbowed Larry, knocking him out.

"NO! LAR-BEAR!"

Cyborg came running in. "I heard my Keri called." Keri was being dog piled on.

"I'M NOT YOURS ANYMORE YOU MALE SLUT!" Keri said, being jumped on more. Cyborg grimaced.

"I know this isn't the best time Keri-"

"Ya think?" She yelled, getting jumped on more.

"-but she came onto me! She said...nevermind, but I'm really sorry. I really like you."

"Didn't you read my card?" He remained silent.

"Obviously not! You're so uncaring and so unthoughtful and s-" Cyborg cut her off by pressing his lips to hers. Her eyes widened, but she kissed back. He let go a minute later.

"-uch a good kisser."

"KERI!" Raven yelled.

"YEAH! RAVEN'S RIGHT! GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"Fine. But I'm not giving up."

Cyborg started walked out.

"GET THESE THINGS OFF OF ME FIRST!"

"EWW! SHE HAS COOTIES! DISINFECT HER!"

"DEAR GOD NO!"

"Better her than me." Beast Boy complained.

"GREEN HAIRED MAN! PLAY WITH US!" Beast Boy panicked and ran into the bathroom.

"I CAN'T, I'M DOING A NUMBER 2! MIGHT TAKE A WHILE!"

The girl started crying. "STOP TAKING A POO POO YOU POO POO!"

Raven sighed and dialed Julie again. "WHAT DO YOU WANT!"

"Cy is here. We have something important to tell you." She heard dial tone.

"WHAT'S THE SUPRISE!"

"We got you blind date!" Keri tried to say...she was muffled by little toddlers. "Can't breathe!"

"Blind date?"

"GO GET CHANGED RIGHT NOW!"

"Why?"

"Because the guy is sweet, caring and romantic?"

"Romantic?"

"And he's emo and goth and like vampire books."

"Who is he?"

:Ding dong: Julie went to the door and opened it. "DARIUS?"

"JULIE! YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY E-MAILS OR IMS OR NOTES OR PHONE CALLS!" Julie slammed the door in his face.

"Julie! Be nice" Starfire exclaimed, fixing her shirt. Robin fixed his too. Wonder what they were doing on the ground...

"He's my freaking stalker!"

"And Maurice is Keri's! Your point?" Rose stated, still trying to wake Larry up.

"I can't go with him!"

Beast Boy opened the door. "You will go with him Julie."

Julie grumbled. "Fine, but I get raped, I'm calling the cops!"

"Ok.." Keri muffly said.

"And I'm killing all of you." Julie walked out, leaving a scared group behind.

"You dont think she really-"

"Actually.. I do."

"WE'RE HUNGRY!" All of the children cried.

"What do they eat?" Starfire said, walking to the kitchen.

"Right now, I'm thinking us" Robin pointed to Beast Boy. A kid was chewing on his leg.

"GET IT OFF! DEAR GOD, I'M NEVER BABYSITTING AGAIN!"

"YOU WEREN'T EVEN BABYSITTING! WE WERE!" Starfire yelled.

"OW OW OW OW!" Beast Boy peeled the kid off and ran behind Raven. "SAVE ME!"

All the kids ran over to Raven. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO!"

BOOM "AHHHH!" Starfire screamed and ran into the living room. "The lamp just blew up! How are we going to pay for all of this?"

Robin scratched his head. "I dunno."

"Wait, Robin is rich!" Rose cried, giving CPR to Larry.

"What are you we making for dinner...Starfire?" He asked edgily.

"I don't know! The microwave blew up!" She sobbed. Raven whistled innocently.

"LET'S GO TO CHUCK E CHEESE'S...es...?" One of the girls cried out.

"YEAH! LET'S GO!" Beast Boy jumped up and down.

"YOU LIKE CHUCK E CHEESE? WE LOVE YOU GREEN MAN!" They pulled him down again.

"NO! PLEASE! SAVE ME!"

"Who's paying for Chuck E...whatever?" Robin asked.

"Well, the parents left money but we have to use those for everything that blew up." Raven looked away.

"So?"

"So, you darling!" Starfire yelled, giving him a hug.

"When did I agree to this?"

"When you realized, if you didn't, you wouldn't get this anymore." Starfire attacked his lips in a full-out make-out session. Now this wasn't a fake-out make-out, it was the REAL thing.

"Look, she has COOTIES now!"

"EWWWW!" All of the children chorused.

"I'll pay." Robin said, dreamily when Starfire pulled away. "Hehehehe." He stumbled around and hit a chair. "OWW!"

"Let's go!" All of the children raced out of the house and down the street.

"WAIT!" All of the gang ran out after them.

NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE SCHOOL!

Keri: I hope you enjoyed it you whores.
Robin: And that's not to be taken literally.
Keri: I'm REALLY sorry but I hit a slump, a hiatus if you will.
Robin: And now she's back!
Keri: Yippy!

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