Keri: I'm sorry for not updating but I went on vacation! It was Rose's second review and CJ that got my lazy ass back in gear!
Robin: You went on vacation without me?
Keri: Yeah, and I got my hair cut too! Yay! YOU'VE MADE IT TO CHAPTER TWENTY! CONGRATULATIONS! I'D THROW YOU A PARTY BUT MY HOUSE IS UBER NASTY!

CJ-chan: yeah.. i got my hair cut too! what now?

Keri:... shut up!

CJ: she's just mad cause my hairs cooler...

Keri:-glare- damn you...

Shidou Shuichi: Not as cool as mine though!

CJ and Keri:... damn...

Keri:Happy belated 14th birthday to me bitches. (Yes, I am only 14)

CJ: This story was totally Beta'd by OokamiHanyouGurl aka CJ-chan... a.k.a. me biotch.

Chapter 20: Yeah, we're screwed.

"You can't run off by yourselves you little fart knockers!" Keri screamed, chasing the children. One of the 15 chidren turned around and gave her a raspberry, running faster.

"What! COME ON!" Cyborg yelled. Keri smirked and jumped on his back.

"Onward ho you little cheater!"

"Haha, you said ho." Rose said, being carried by Larry.

"Get off of me!" Cyborg yelled.

...Elsewhere, aka outside the building...

"Get them off of me!" Starfire sobbed, sitting against the Chuck E. Cheese's building. 5 of the kids were crawling all over her.

"WE'RE HERE!" Everyone yelled, running inside for dear life.

"WHERE ARE THEY!"

"Hello and welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's, home of the greatest pizza in the world and half of Canada, how may I help you?" A woman dressed in a mouse outfit commented.

"You could shut the flip up." Cyborg grumbled, Keri still on his back, backhanded him in the head repeatedly for being such a dolt. Everyone started to walk off.

"And your pizza sucks too." Keri commented, punching Cyborg's back. The woman's eyes were on fire.

"NOBODY INSULTS THE PIZZA! MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS TO THE RESCUE!"

"OH MY GOD, RUN!" Keri yelled, hiding her head in her arms.

"WHY ARE YOU STILL ON ME!" Cyborg yelled, flalling his arms like a bird who can't fly.

"Was that a sexual pun?" Keri commented. "Yay food!" Keri climbed off of Cyborg's back and attacked the chicken strips.

"No, don't eat u- AHHHH! -chomped-" The chicken strip yelled.

"Did that chicken strip just yell?" Rose asked, throwing a plastic ball at one of the kids heads.

"I'm ...conTAIMINATED!" Keri yelled, spitting up her food.

"Eww, gross." Starfire said, still 5 kids on her legs.

"Oh, yum!" the mother bird thought, swooping down and getting the nasty chicken strips.

"Ok, so how are we going to do this?" Raven asked.

"We just find them." Beast Boy said, glancing at the play pen. "PLAY PEN!" He jumped in the pile of plastic balls and swam in it.

"Oh look, I found 5!" Keri muttered sarcastically.

"Way to go genius." Cyborg said, hitting her in the head.

"DON'T HIT ME!" Keri grabbed a plastic blow-up bat and beat Cyborg repeatedly.

"YOU INSULTED THE PIZZA! RAWRRRRRR!" The mouse yelled, running over to Keri.

"Ahh! It wasn't me! It was him!" She cringed, pointing to Cyborg.

"YOU INSULTED THE PIZZA! RAWRRRR!" the mouse yelled, lunging at Cyborg, tackling him.

"What happened to the Chuck E. Cheese's I used to know? I mean, the cool, accepting mouses and the fun g- OOOOOH GENERIC DDR!" Keri yelled, running towards it.

"I found 4 of them!" CJ yelled, having Ichi pick up two, while she picked up two.

"PUT US DOWN! PUT US DOWN!" The kids chanted.

"HOW ABOUT NO! HOW ABOUT NO! Once you move to Tokyo, dye your hair pink, worship a incrediably sexy guy named Ryuichi who looks 19 but is really 32, get a boyfriend who smokes and is a total jackass to you, has blonde hair and blue eyes and is named Yuki, and make a band called Bad Luck with your best friend convientally named Hiro, then I'll put you down!" CJ yelled back, sticking her tongue out.

They walked over to Keri playing generic DDR. "THIS DDR SUCKS! Hey what happened to Ryan?"

"Who's Ryan? This is my boyfriend Ichi!" Ichi has black hair and was SO TOTALLY HOT,

(Keri: that Keri had to steal him for a date.

CJ:... -glare- shut up! he's so mine! I claimed him and own him!)

"But - Ryan - and - you - and - the - skate - park...WHO THE HELL IS ICHI!"

"Ooo, generic DDR!" CJ yelled, putting her money and playing.

"Don't ignore me!" Keri yelled. "I asked - WHO THE HELL IS-"

"YOU ASS!" Everyone looked over at Raven, who was being pelted by plastic balls. "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT BEAST BOY!"

-BOOM- "Ahh! Generic DDR blew up!" CJ yelled, about to burst in tears.

"I WISH I COULD PLAY SOCCER BUT I HAVE A TRAGIC, TRAGIC PAST!" Ichi yelled.

"Ichi, it's ok." CJ comforted him.

"...Tekken?" Keri suggested. CJ was already there.

"So, umm, Raven. How does it feel to be pelted by balls?" Rose asked, mind in the gutter.

"GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER BEFORE I BEAT YOU!" Raven yelled, diving in the ball pen.

"Raven just dove into balls!" Larry yelled. Rose looked dazed. "We were made for each other. MAKE OUT TIME!"

"WAHHHH! I'm hungry!" All of a sudden, all 15 kids were there.

"How are we going to do this?" Starfire asked.

"We can't help!" CJ, Keri and Ichi yelled, playing Tekken Tag. (CJ was totally winning by the way.)

"We can't either!" Raven and Beast Boy yelled, Beast Boy running away from her. Rose and Larry were too preoccupied to respond.

"Just pay for the food. God dangit." Cyborg yelled, over all the kids screams.

"Oh Roooooooooooooobin." Starfire called.

"Yes dear?" Robin said, I think making his first appearance in this chapter. Why? I don't know.

"PIZZA! PIZZA!" The kids chanted.

"No! I lost to a freaking kangaroo!" CJ sobbed into Ichi's shirt. Keri was laughing hysterically.

"At least she beat you Keri!" Ichi yelled holding CJ comfortingly.

"... Well... Shut up!" Keri yelled.

Robin went up to the counter with the money he magically had, ordering 15 small pizzas.

"Oh, and your generic DDR is broken too."

"That's ok, nobody likes generic DDR. BECAUSE THE REGULAR DDR IS THE BEST!"

"Umm, can everyone sit down?" Starfire asked.

"PIZZA!" The kids wailed, jumping up and down.

"SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN OR I WILL GET MY BUTTER KNIFE AND EAT ALL YOUR FREAKING PIZZA!" Starfire yelled, getting angry.

"Wow, your woman has issues." Cyborg muttered to Robin.

"Atleast I have a woman and didn't cheat." Robin muttered back.

"Oh, you got dissed." Keri apeared in between Cyborg's legs, laying down on the ground.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?"

"Trying to see if you'd make a good girl. You have the attitude, you just need the feminine parts."

"PIZZA'S HER- ...YOU!" She pointed at Cyborg and growled.

"Yip! Umm, it's for the kids. THINK OF THE KIDS!" He pouted.

"Yeah, he definitely has the attitude." Keri said, sitting next to one of the kids. They had at have ...a lot of tables... I can't think of how many right now.

"So how's your pizza?"

"UNSTOLEN!" All the kids cheered.

"YOU AND I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS SIR!" The mouse picked Cyborg up by the collar.

"What's your name?"

"Christi why?"

"Oh my god, that sluts name was Christi!" Keri yelled.

"No, that's Christi with a Y not Christi with an I God don't you people know an-"

"CHRISTI! DEAR GOD, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO BAKE WITH THE CHEESY(hahaha cj made a pun! a perk of being beta! xDD) BAKE OVEN!" The manager yelled.

"Sorry Cody, it's too tempting! And the pizza is good too." Her eyes flared. "Eat the pizza."

"HELLO EVERYONE ESPECIALLY KERI!" Everyone turned and met Maurice.

"AHHH! IT'S A SCARY PEDOPHILE MAN!" One of the kids yelled. Keri laughed.

"Now, that wasn't nice. He isn't a pedophile. He's too young to be a - ...you know the word pedophile!"

"Yeah, my mommy uses it all the time!"

Keri stared. "Wow...WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD!"

"Can we leave this place? It's freaking me out!" Raven said, touching the pizza.

"DON'T TOUCH MY PIZZA!" One of the kids growled. Julie looked at a kid next to her.

"How old are you?"

"17, why?"

"Marry me. We can play GOD OF WAR TOGETHER! BUWAHAHAHAHA!" Julie crackled.

"No, I need to go back to stalking people!" Julie stared wide eyed at him, then moved away.

"Huzzah! Do you know what we need!" Keri yelled.

"No, what?" Cyborg breathed out.

"We need to do the chocolate truffle shuffle!"

"There's no such thing!"

"You're just jealous because I made up a dance you manwhore!"

"I'm not a manwhore!"

"YES YOU ARE!" All the people said together. Cyborg whimpered.

"So, um, Rose...I'm having a party in my pants, and you're invited." Larry said, shyly.

"Awe, Larry you're so cute! Maybe after the party, we could play Monopoly and drink milk!" Rose answered.

"PARTY IN HIS PANTS!" All the little kids yelled, diving at Larry's pants.

"NO, GET AWAY FROM ME!" Larry ran away, 15 kids chasing him.

"I can't believe there are 13 -17 year olds we're babysitting." Julie said.

"But littler kids are so cute! You know, the ones that are a year older, have blonde hair and blue eyes and are about 5'5"?" Maurice said, scooting towards Keri.

"Don't even try it Maurice or I will sick this pizza on you!" Keri said, grabbing a slice.

CJ looked at Ichi. "Wanna make out?"

Ichi nodded. "With pleasure."

And this chapter just got cut in two...

SECOND PART BECAUSE KERI IS A NOT BEING A LAZY BUM!

"Dear god, I feel like I'm being eaten by a whale!" Larry cried, dragging himself along the floor.

"

WE WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY!" The kids cried.

"Just take my damn pants!" The kids stopped pulling and glared.

"You said a bad word! You are bad! YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE EARTH!" They all cried. Larry got up and ran towards Rose.

"Rose, save me love."

Rose looked at CJ and Ichi. "Ok." Rose grabbed Larry and started making out with him.

"Dear god, bad example for the children!" Keri sobbed, flinging pizza at the trying-to-pick-her-up Maurice. "DO I HAVE TO BURY YOU!"

"Yes, bury me. Then dig me up and I'll be your treasure!" Maurice cried, lunging at Keri, tackling her to the ground.

"GET OFF OF ME! Eww! Seriously get off, you're crushing my puny bones here." Keri said punching his arm. Maurice didn't stop.

"GET OFF BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OFF!" Maurice got off. Keri got up and kicked him in the head for an extra precaution.

"Robin, let's go on the slide!" Starfire said. Someone gave her a placebo pill and now she was totally hyper.

"There's a slide here?"

"YES THERE IS! IT'S OVER THERE! IT'S SO MUCH FUN!" Beast Boy said, pointing to the slide.

"You went down it 50 times, you should know!" Raven grumbled, sitting down.

"I'm missing X-Play for this!" Julie cried, getting up and walking out.

"NO JULIE!" Keri said, grabbing her leg. She missed and got hit in the face with the door.

"Oww..."

"Are you ok miss?" Keri looked up and saw a white haired pale boy, with a golden ring around his neck.

"Y-Yeah. Who are you?"

"I'm Ryou Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh. Yes i know, Keri took me from a totally kick-ass, but butchered show, but I'm a total freaking hottie!" (Keri's thoughts)

... -lmao- Da-da-DOOM! xDDD not if i move the computer over here biatch! i'm so smart!-lmfao- -continues making out with Ichi but took the time to think that xD-- (Cj's thoughts with a reference to the Yu-Gi-Oh manga.. book 6 or seven or something xDD)

"Ryou Bakura. Sorry, I have to go. Come on Amane!" He called, walking out the door with his little sister. Cyborg came up to Keri. "Don't get all oogly-eyed now!"

"Hey, atleast he asked if I was alright!"

"WILL YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING FOR 5 MINUTES! WE HAVE A BIGGER CRISIS! THE KID TOOK MY PANTS!" Larry yelled.

"GIVE BACK LARRY'S PANTS! THE PARTY IS OVER!" rose yelled, taking back the pants.

"You know, I could be playing Halo 2 right now, but I'm here." Robin complained.

"Don't complain Robin! It's fun!" Beast Boy said, trying to play the generic DDR. "WHY CAN'T I PLAY!"

"Uh...it blew up?" Raven said, patting Beast Boy on the back.

"REAL DDR IS BETTER!" Keri yelled, grabbing 2 of the kids and was about to walk out.

"EVERYONE GRAB TWO KIDS, THIS PARTY IS OVER!"

Everyone grabbed two kids, except CJ and Ichi who were left behind because they were still occupied.

(hehehe I'm busy at the moment, leave a message! -CJ).

They all marched to the kids house and saw the parents sitting on the couches, totally passed out.

"Well, they're home right? Leave the kids here!" Everyone nodded and dumped the kids in their rooms and ran out of there as quick as possible.

"THANK GOD WE'RE FREE!"

"Uhh, guys...where are CJ and Ichi?"

-Meanwhile-

"Wow, mommy, look at the two kids!" A little kid pointed to CJ and Ichi, who weren't paying attention.

"Just leave them honey. Leave them."

"Mommy, can we do that sometime?"

"Uhhh..."

THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END! THE END!
Keri: Of the chapter anyways.
Robin: Welcome back doughhead!
Keri: Good to be back! Hey wait...

Did I mention I don't own anything? Meaning Yugioh (Kazuki Takahashi), Eerie Queerie (the character Ichi) (Shuri Shizou) and anything else you can think of. Now the lawyers can STOP CALLING MY HOUSE BECAUSE I WON'T ANSWER BIAS!

CJ: and i added a reference to Shuichi at the top... we don't own Gravitation.. well.. I own the manga volumes 1-6 and I illegally downloaded all 13 episodes and burned them to a dvd...

Keri:... o.o... I hope none of you readers are police officers...

CJ:... damn.. forgot about that.. uh.. -runs to find Ichi-

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