"Y-You- ...you got her pregnant! How can you do that?"

"Well, we are getting married, you are invited, and you'll see, we did the hanky panky and...well...yay! I'm a daddy!"

Keri stared in disbelief at Maurice holding his lover.

"Wait, Maurice sexed her?" Starfire yelled, beginning to crack up.

"She has a name! It's Shaniqua! Now, excuse us, we have to get our doo-rags dawgs. Peace."

Chapter 21: It's official, the world has gone crazy.

"I met the greatest girl gang, her name is Shaniqua, and she's so hot, even she's got me speaking black...home fries...with ketchup, but not mustard!" Maurice exclaimed, digging through his backpack.

"Let me get this straight, you met a black girl? Oh, homes man, her pops ain't gonna like dat." Cyborg said, leaning back in his chair.

"When did you start talking black, whitey?" Keri said, giving a glare. "Tell Michael I said hi."

"Wait, what? Was that a joke about Michael Jackson being my father, because my father, Sean William Stone the fourth wouldn't like that."

"Both of you shut u- ...your dad's name is Sean?" Maurice questioned, still reaching in his backpack.

"Yeah why?"

"Because Shaniqua's father, Tyrone, thinks your dad sucks."

"Where the hell is this Shaniqua?" Robin said, growling for no reason.

"Come on dawg, don't be dat way. Tyrone loves everyone. Here's Shaniqua!" Maurice pulled out...an orange?

"WHAT THE HELL! AN ORANGE! AHAHAHAHAHAHDHAISHFDIHSDOIFHSIFPISDFS!" CJ laughed, Ichi laughing with her.

"Haha, you laugh with letters other than h and a." Keri taunted, missing the shoe that came flying at her head. "OWW!"

"Shut up! You're making Shaniqua feel bad! Guess what, the wedding is Saturday!" Maurice exclaimed, cheering. Everyone shook their heads.

"KERI! STARFIRE! I HATE YOU!" Julie came storming in the room.

"Oh, the date girl is back!" Keri cheered. "How was it?"

-Flashback-

"When no one is looking and you have your back turned i am going to shoot you in the head!" Julie rocked back in forth in the chair she was tied to.

"Bhut up already and keep still! You're only making it worse!" keri said

"Bite me."

"If you dont stop it im going to..." Starfire looked around the room and picked up a beanie baby. "I'll throw this at you!"

-silence-

"HAHA IT WORKED!"

"My one true weakness..." Julie mumbled.

"Hey, what about country?" Keri said, getting Julie's purse from the closet.

"Well, that's ok. I mean I like the rascal flatts and..."

"HAHAHAHAHHAA I LOVE THAT RASCAL FLATTS!" Starfire yelled, running around the room like a dog on crack.

"Starfi- ding dong "

"OH! YOUR DATE IS HERE! BLESS THE BROKEN ROAD!" Starfire cheered.

"STOP MAKING RASCAL FLATTS REFERENCES!" Keri yelled, opening the door. "Hello Darius!"

"Darius? DARIUS! WHAT! NO!"

Oh, this was worse then hell - as Julie puts it. In the middle of the date, the car broke down, right infront of McDonalds.

"What are you doing?"

"Hitting my head against the window."

"Let's go inside!"

"OF THAT FAST FOOD MONOPOLY? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN SUPERSIZE ME?"

"No, what's that?"

"This guy went to McDonalds-"

"YEAH AND WE ARE TOO! PLAY PEEEEEEN!" Darius ran inside McDonalds, and into the play pen.

"Hmm, maybe I can hijack the car-"

"-DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HIJACKING THAT CAR JULIE!" Darius cried.

"AHHHHH! LKSJFLSFPJSDPOFPSODFJ FINE! SCREW ME OVER!"

"OOOOH GOOD IDEA!"

"No, wait..." Julie ran as far as she could to get away from Darius.

-end flashback-

"Well, it's wasn't that bad then!" Keri cheered.

"Yes it was! I almost got raped! Do you not care?"

"it's not that I don't care, it's just that ... -ohh SHINY THINGS!" Keri cried, latching onto some kids glasses.

"HEY! THOSE ARE MY GLASSES! AHH I'M BLIND! I CAN'T EAT MY RA(Y)MEN!" Keri stopped dead in her tracks.

"What did you say?" A vein popped in her head.

"I said, I can't eat my ra(y)men."

"NO IDIOT! IT'S RAH-MEN! SAY IT WITH ME RAH-MEN! RA(H)MEN RA(H)MEN RAAAAMEN!"

"Whoa, don't freak out now." Cyborg said.

"SHUT UP WHITE BOY!" Keri yelled, tearing off her shoe and flinging it at his head.

"Haha, you missed you little..."

"Ingrate! Who dared to throw this shoe at my head!" Mrs. Wilkins, the vice-principal, appeared behind Cyborg.

"Him, not me. It was definately him." Keri pointed to Cyborg.

"DETENTION! ALL - ... Oh screw it, only Cyborg gets detention." Mrs. Wilkins walked away, shoe in hand.

"Hey, wait, she stole my shoe. WAIT, THAT'S MY SHOE!" Keri hopped over to Cyborg, pushed him out of his seat and sat down.

"Oww..."

"So, about the wedding. I was thinking this Saturday, my house, there will be sandwiches and cake." Maurice smiled.

"Oh, can I do her hair?" Starfire jumped up and down.

"What hair?" Keri whispered to Raven who hit her on the head.

"Oww, what was that for?" Keri yelled.

"KERI! Ok, the maid of honor... will be... Raven!" Maurice patted her on the back.

"Touch me again and you will never see Shaniqua again." Raven glared at Maurice.

"And the man of honor will be... Cyborg!"

"Why him! WHY NOT ME!" Starfire yelled, getting ready to hit Maurice.

"Uhh... Star. You're not a guy." Rose said (Before she beat Keri for not updating)

"Oh... yeah... that's right..." Starfire sat down in Robin's lap.

"Oh, comfy there aren't we." Keri smirked. "Now back to the question. Why him? He's a jackass."

"Atleast I have an ass." Cyborg gave Keri the peace sign.

"Ha, you've got nothing but a flat iron."

"W... What?"

"She means your butt is flat." Larry shouted from across the room.

"LARRY MY LOVE! I'M COMING! NOT TO BE TAKEN SEXUALLY!" Rose jumped into Larry's arms, inadvertantly knocking him down.

"I SURVIVED A TRIP TO THE GUTTER AND LIVED!" Keri stood up smiling.

"I only picked Cyborg because he's black and so are we." Maurice set Shaniqua down and put his ear by her.

"She says 'You best represent home dawg or she will bust a cap in yo ass'."

"Uhh, lovely." Cyborg laughed nervously and sat down.

"So, what color should the wedding be?"

"OH, BLACK!" CJ cried out, and set her Gravitation Remix down.

"Gravitation Remix! Isn't that where the Gravitation boys get it on! A LOT!" Keri exclaimed.

"EWW, THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Robin shook his head.

"LEMME READ!" Keri reached for the book but Ichi stopped her.

"Back it up."

"Oh, just because your name means 'One' in japanese doesn't mean that you get free reign over me. CHOUJOU!" (Excellent, Super!)

"OK, SERIOUSLY, I WAS THINKING GREEN OR WHITE." Maurice yelled out.

"WHITE!" Half the room yelled out.

"GREEN!" The other half yelled.

"Well, my dad died so I win." Rose smiled.

"No he didn't, I saw him yesterday." Larry scratched his head.

"SHUT UP!" Rose whacked him in the head.

"WHITE. BELIEVE ME. WHITE." Keri said, reaching the the G.R.

"White it is! All the girls wear a white dress. I don't care what. All the guys wear a black tux. The wedding is tomorrow!"

The Next Day

"Is my hair ok?" Starfire asked. Her hair was up in elaborate curls.

"Yes. Your hair is fine." Keri answered. Her hair was straight.

"Really, do I have to wear this thing, white is not my color." Raven muttered, pulling the dress down more.

"Oh Raven, you look so peachy keen! Maybe I'll take a picture!" Keri grabbed her camera and took a picture of Raven. "YES! BLACKMAIL, BUWAHAHAHAHA!"

"KERI, GET BACK HERE!" Raven chased Keri around Starfire.

"Stop it-"

"No, give that back-"

"I'm getting di-"

"STOP IT R-"

"Stop chasing me, or I'll take an-"

"STOP CHASING EACH OTHER!" Starfire finally yelled. The two stopped at the same time.

"Sorry mother." Keri muttered.

"Now, we will go look presentable!" Starfire walked out the door first, Raven and Keri following.

"Maurice Santana, will you take this-"

"Psst, Raven."

"-lovely... orange... to be your lawfully wedded wife-"

"Heeeeey, Raven!"

"-to have and to hold, fr-"

"RAVEN!"

"GOD BEAST BOY SHUT UP!" Raven screamed as Beast Boy fell over. A black lightning bolt came and zapped the closest thing to Raven - Shaniqua.

"Shaniqua, NO SHANIQUA, SPEAK TO ME!" Maurice sobbed, while Raven inched away.

"MY BABY. MY BABIESSS!" Maurice grabbed Shaniqua and hugged her close to her body.

"Maybe we should leave-" Raven started.

"You did this! You traitor, you killed Shaniqua!" Maurice pointed an accusing finger at Raven.

"How!"

"Black magic! I'm calling the police!" Maurice ran away screaming.

"Do I still get paid?" The priest asked.

"Do I still get cake?" Beast Boy scratched his head.

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT BEAST BOY. NEVER INTERRUPT A WEDDING!" 2 chairs blew up behind Raven.

"Have you guys noticed that whenever Raven gets mad, things blow up?" Keri asked Starfire and Robin.

"Yeah, that's a strange coincidence." Robin shrugged his shoulders.

"So, have you two screwed yet or am I waiting for nothing?" Keri looked at Starfire and Robin.

"Well, last night we had hot, passionate sex in the movies." Starfire smiled.

"YOU CAN'T HAVE HOT PASSIONATE MOVIE SEX WHEN LARRY AND I D-... I mean...hey wait, I was at the movies yesterday." Rose came in behind them.

"Well, this has been a day." Cyborg stretched.

"Don't make me push you off a cliff." Keri warned.

"BALCK MAAAAGICCCCCCCCCCCC!" Maurice came running by.

"Lets. Get. Out. Of. Here."

"I'm hungry. Where's the cake?" Beast Boy asked.

"Oh, just die already." Raven muttered, taking off her high heels and walking away.

123132123123123 I'm back.

Well, dang, it's been 3 months? What have I been doing? Uhh, schoolwork, I'm 14 now, I have a myspace, I'm in this thing for school, dance. Did I have time to write? Of course. But I'm lazy. So, I got a threat from my friend and I had to update. It's very short, I am very sorry.

I'm working on another story, but it's with original characters. 2 stories actually. That's mostly my good writing ability.

But, yeah, flame me, review me, whatever. I know you all probably hate me by now.

I can't even remember where I left off giving thank yous. So thank you everyone for reviewing. I mean it, thank you. You got my lazy butt back in gear.