Akemashite omedetou minna-san! (Happy New Year everyone!) totally stole that from her friend Kat Well, I've kinda gotten out of Teen Titans. Gomen nasai! random fangirl japanese But, really, if you guys could give me ideas, it seems that I am getting caught up in everything else and can't really think of anything. Arigatou! (Btw, I was watching a football game while writing (I am a football fan, OSU! WVU!)

Chapter 22: The plan to get Cyborg out of those damn handcuffs ...
aka T. P. G. C. O. T. D. H.

"COME ON, RUN! YOU STUPID QUARTERBACK, I'M GOING TO HURT YOU."

Keri screamed at the T.V., watching the Ohio State, Notre Dame football game.

"Dude, she's scary." Beast Boy mumbled to Raven. Raven looked at him and scoffed.

"Don't talk to me Beast Boy, Maurice is still mad at me." Raven pointed to Maurice, glaring with a Raven voodoo doll in his hands.

"Look, there he goes! Ahh, he's running down the side!" Keri jumped up and down. "34 - 20! We won!"

"Thank god, it's over." Cyborg mumbled, scratching his head.

"COME ON WVU! YEAH! WVU!" Keri cheered, jumping on her couch. She was really acting stupid, atleast that's what everyone was saying.

"Oh, Keri. Keri. DDR?" Starfire rubbed her hands together and smiled sinisterly.

"DDR! YEAH! LET'S GO PLAY!" Keri jumped up and down, accidentally jumping on Cyborg's leg and falling flat on her face.

"My leg!" Cyborg yelled, holding it.

"My arm!" Keri groaned and sat up. "Doctor? Is there a doctor in the house?" Keri whined. (A/N: We need Kio-sensei, CJ! ... Nobody else will get it because they don't know him... Sorry! )

"Yes, there is!" Doctor Feelgood, one of the neighbors strolled into Keri's house in a red outfit with hearts all over it. "I am the lurve doctor."

"We don't need you." Raven said flatly.

"Yes, we do." Beast Boy added his two cents.

"Shut up."

"I am also a couples therapist, not just a fantasy and mastu-" Doctor Feelgood started, to be cut off by Keri.

"YEAH! 7 - 0 nothing already! GO WV- oof!" Keri was dragged by the collar out her door and into the streets by Cyborg.

"We're going to play DDR, get you away from your football."

"You're on me. You're on me. Wait - DON'T YOU LOVE FOOTBALL THOUGH! YOU'RE ON ME!" Keri screamed and people around her looked.

"That man is raping her, call the police!" One of the ladys around them yelled. A policeman came running and tackled Cyborg to the ground.

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law." The policeman grabbed his handcuffs and put them on Cyborg. Keri instantly knew that he was her neighbor - Mr. Seymour.

"Mr. Seymour! It's alright, he wasn't raping me at all." Keri smiled at her neighbor and he still had the cuffs on him.

"Oh... oh... alrigh- hey donut..." Mr. Seymour got up and wandered, drooling, over to the donut shoppe. Keri shrugged and started to walk away.

"HEY KERI, I'M STILL IN HANDCUFFS!" Cyborg yelled, wiggling around on the ground.

"WELL, THEN GET OUT OF THEM!" Keri yelled back, waving him off.

"HEY KERI!" Keri turned to the new voice - Maurice was coming her way.

"On second thought... maybe I'll help." Keri ran over to Cyborg and fiddled with the lock. "It won't open."

"What do you mean it won't open?"

"It won't open."

"What do you mean-"

"It won't open! I don't have a key!"

"Well then get one!"

"Where am I supposed to get one?"

"The policeman!"

"Nani?"

"... Are you speaking japanese?"

"Hai!"

"Shut up, you're trying to confuse me!"

"Shut up is damaru. Or so I've been told..."

"Just shut up with your fangirl japanese and get me out of here!"

"... I'm hungry."

"KERI! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

"Wait, you'd said we'd play DDR."

"What is going on, I can hear him yelling from all the way inside your house!" Robin came bustling out of Keri's house, yelling across the street.

"Help Robin, he's stuck in handcuffs!" Keri yelled back and Raven poked her head out.

"I thought you were going to play DDR."

"We were but bonehead here got stuck!" Keri slapped Cyborgs head for being an idiot.

"Oww! Stop it!" Cyborg yelled at Keri. Beast Boy stuck his head out the window and laughed.

"You're stuck in handcuffs, dude." A bird flying over head swooped down for Beast Boy, moved his tail feathers and left him a little present on his forehead.

"HAHA. YOU GOT POOPED ON." Cyborg yelled and wiggled a bit.

"ALTEAST I CAN WASH MY FACE!" Beast Boy tried to run to the bathroom but couldn't. His head was stuck. "Oww, head stuck in the window..."

"Raven, get him out of the window!" Starfire yelled, trying to pull his butt.

"... I'll help Cyborg." Raven walked across the street to where Keri and Cyborg were.

"Oh, mommy, look his head is stuck in the window!" A small child pointed at Beast Boy and he glared. The child screamed and ran to her mothers' legs.

"You scared my child!" The mother raised her purse and smacked Beast Boy on the head.

"Oww, what was in there?" Beast Boy yelled, a headache already starting to form.

"Hmph, you deserve what you got!" The mother stalked away and the child giggled evilly.

"Stop moving Beast Boy, I'm trying - oh, a quarter!" Starfire yelled, reaching to pick it up.

"HEY, THAT'S MY QUARTER!" Keri ran over to Starfire and Cyborg cursed.

"GET BACK OVER HERE KERI!"

"Oww, oww, oww..." A large popping sound was heard where Raven and Cyborg were and they quickly turned their heads.

"I'M FREE! NOW, I MUST WASH MY FACE!" Beast Boy ran to the bathroom and a large slam was heard. Keri, Robin and Starfire shrugged and walked over to Cyborg.

"Maybe we can get a killer squirrel to eat it off." Robin shrugged.

"Or maybe we can keep them on him." Keri smirked.

"Or we could cut his hand off." Starfire suggested.

"Or we could just... get the key." Raven looked at all of the other 3 like they were crazy.

"Oh, I'm think I'm getting hookworm..." Cyborg whined and rolled onto his back. "The key sounds nice right about NOW."

"Oh, that was a good donut." Mr Seymour came out of the dount shoppe rubbing his stomach.

"Mr. Seymour! Do you have the key?" Keri shouted to him and he looked over.

"The key? Oh, yes, it's right here!" My. Seymour took out the key and threw it to Keri, walking away humming.

"Thank the lord." Cyborg puffed out.

"Yay, you're free Cyborg!" Beast Boy appeared magically beside them and smiled. Keri handed the person next to her the keys. "You do it."

"No."

Keri looked beside her and almost screamed. "MAURICE! WHY NOT!"

"Your whole group ruined my lives, my wedding! So I shall ruin yours!" Maurice began to run away but ran into someone else.

"Don't you touch my Rose!" Maurice had run into Rose and Larry was now hugging her tightly. "Only I get to! Every Monday and Thursday!" Everyone's eyes widened and Rose giggled. "Oh Lar Bear..."

"THE KEYS!" Everyone else shouted at once and Maurice trembled.

"Hey, it looks like Maurice is scared." Raven said blandly and sobs could be heard.

"WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED!" He shouted into the night, throwing his hands up and accidentally throwing the keys with him.

"NO!" Everyone else shouted and went to chase after them. Beast Boy ran in front of everyone else and smiled.

"I got 'em! I got 'em! I got-" His foot accidentally went in front of his hand and kicked the keys into the nearest thing: the sewer.

"You don't have them!" Raven smacked her head and Starfire ran into Keris house.

"What now?" Everyone thought for a few minutes until Starfire came back out with a rope and 2 walkie talkies.

"We tie Beast Boy up-" Starfire tried to explain.

"Oh no you don't!"

"-and we make him go into the sewer and he can talk to us through this." She lifted the walkie talkie.

"Hey, wait, where did you get those?" Keri scratched her head.

"I saw them in your brothers room." Starfire smiled.

"What were you doing in his room?" Keri asked, tilting her head. Starfires smiled faltered. "We'll get to that later. Now, tie Beast Boy up!"

Raven snatched the rope from Starfire and approached Beast Boy.

"Raven, no... please Raven no- NO!"

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"This is so gross, it's disgusting down here." Beast Boy's voice came over the walkie talkie and everyone laughed.

"Oh, I found them! I found them! No- that's a boot."

"You're not even remotely near us. Keep walking farther." Raven said, looking into the hole near where the keys were.

"Shout my name, Raven." Beast Boy murmured. "So, I can tell where to go." Raven rolled her eyes and got her mouth near the sewer.

"BEAST BOY!" She shouted into the sewer pipes.

"And that won't be the last time you shout my name." Beast Boy started laughing into the walkie talkie.

"I'm going to kill you Beast Boy!" Raven almost crushed the walkie talkie in her hands. Robin leaned over and talked into it. "Good one Beast Bo-"

"Get away!" Starfire pushed him away and he stumbled, tripping over Cyborg and falling down.

"You set yourself up for that one." Maurice glared at Raven.

"Don't talk to me." Raven snapped.

"Alright!" Maurice's voice came higher pitched, obviously he was scared.

"Raven! I'm down here, I found them!" Beast Boy held up the keys. "Eww, I'm getting out of here." Splashes could be heard and everyone stood up. Beast Boy came running back onto the street, his clothes soaked and a single banana peel on his head. "Here." He handed the keys back to Keri and she blanched.

"Prepare to die!" Raven started chasing Beast Boy around in circles, and he started running as well.

"Well, hurry up now Keri!" Cyborg frowned.

"There's a problem..."

"WHAT NOW!" Everyone yelled.

Keri smiled cutely and held the keys up. "These are the wrong keys."

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Umm, don't tell me it sucks, I already know. So, I'm reading this story... (a cute little Seto/Serenity from YGO, "A Moment Like This" by Serenity Rose Wheeler) and she's popping out out chapters like Ice Cube and a gun. I'm popping out chapters like... a pregnant woman with babies! I felt so bad for not doing anything, so I had to update.

Keri's extra notes: I know about no japanese, so if I'm wrong tell me... I'm speaking japlish or whatever the combo between English and Japanese is.

Another other things: Umm, ideas. I'm lacking in that department. Make a request for a chapter and I'll do it.

Last minute bulletin: THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR REVIEWING! I appreciate it... a lot. I can't update on Saturday (1/07, and I'm going to write a lot more.) because I'm going to an anime convention! (Ohayocon 06, freaking so excited.)

Oh, and happy new year! ( ) ... () ... ( )