It was a lovely Monday morning and Raphael was at the garden eating a bunch of apples. Varon was playing Kill the pig on his computer and Alister was listening to his new Britney Spears CD. Everything was well ... but not for Dartz. He was sitting in his room looking through his window at Raphael who was having trouble putting a huge apple in his mouth.
I will ask him tonight...no not tonigh! Well ok ok tonight! But what is he says no...
Dartz was so deep in his thought that he didnt notice a magic apple flying out of his room and smacking Raphael in the head!
-Ahhh! – Screamed the blond and fell on the ground.
- OMG!- Dartz thought and ran out. The other bickers ran out with him to see whats wrong. Raphael was up but he was was all like I wanna bannana...Mommy give me a box!
- What happened to him?- Asked Varon and picked up the magic apple.
- I dunno!- Were Alistairs words.
Varon decided to take a bite from the magic apple and he fell on the ground asleep.
- Dont touch that! It's magic and '...idiots!- Screamed Darz. Alistair ran away to listen to his Britney Spears CD and Varon was still on the ground sleeping. Dartz walked to the dizzy Raphael and slapped him. Raphael just looked at him and asked.
- Who are you? Oh you have pretty hair! giggle
Dartz blushed and said.
- Marry me!
- OMG! OMG! Yes , yes!- Raphael started jumping and screaming like a teenage girl. His screams woke up Varon.
- Would you shut the fuck up!- He yelled!
-Varon we are getting married!- Screamed Dartz who was not hugging Raphael.
- O.o
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Wedding day
All the guests were allready the Datzes mansion. Raphael was in his tux still with his mind in the clouds because of the magic apple that smacked him in the head. Varon was getting making out with Mai in kitchen , while Tea was explaining to Alistair the main things about friendship.
- So 1st to be a good friend... – Tea began but suddenly Tristan jumped though the window with a kinfe in his hand.
- DIE you freak!- He screamed and ran after Tea who was screaming But we are best friends and we have to love each other! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- Freak!- Said Alistair and went to the main room where all the guests were.
Suddenly Dartz showed up and the wedding thingy began. The priest was the old smelly lady from next door. The music began and Raphael came with a huge smile on his face. He took Dartzes hand and the lady began talking.
-Bla bla bla...Dartz do you take Raphael to be you husband?
- Yes!
-Raphael , do you take Dartz to be your husband?
Just then Duke Devling got up from his seat and screamed.
-Noooo! Raphael I love you and that jerk will never have you!
With that Duke threw an apple at Raphael and hit him in the head. The blond fell on the floor and when he opened his eyes he was all better.
-What's going on here?- Raphael said when he looked around.
-It's your wedding day, stupid!- Yelled Varon.
- What?- He said as he looked at Dartz.
- So do you take Dartz to be your husband or what?- The old lady asked!
- Well ok ,ok! – The blond said!
Dartz screamed and the kissed. After the wedding Dartz killed Duke, Tea and Alistair made out in the toilet and Mai killed Varon with the news that she was pregnant!
As for Dartz and Raphael- they lived happy and dtuff!