Chapter Three

Afterward

After work on Friday was when Rose and Iris decided to pack to save time. Their friend Nani peaked her head through the door of the balcony.

"Whatcha doin?" she asked

"…packing….duh…." replied Iris.

Rose pulled a Dr. Pepper out of her Never-Ending-Refrigerator© and chugged it. She looked at its never-ending contents, confused…

"Hey! I'm out of Hot Pockets©! And how did you get out there, Nani? We're on the 5th floor."

"Uh… uh… uh… I jump high?"

"Good enough for me."

Tomorrow at 6 they were going to Sneezehead Canyon. Rose fastened her 'Death to Jakken' button to her shirt.

Iris looked at it and said, "Where'd you get that? I want one!"

"EBay." Rose replied, then turned to Nani and said, "Hey, we're going on a little road trip tomorrow. Wanna come with?"

"Sure!" Nani happily replied.

It was Saturday, the day of the trip. Rosette, Seto, and Mokuba sat it the back seat of Iris's silver coverable, Iris was driving and Nani sat next to her. Rose had a laptop perched on her lap, and swore loudly every time Iris made a sharp turn.

She suddenly yelled, "Iris, if we crash because of your reckless driving, I'll kill you before blood loss will! The car isn't supposed to go 700 Miles Per Hour!"

"Relax, we're only going 600."

"Don't mind me saying this," Mokuba interrupted, "But the speedometer only says 90."

"It went in a circle…"

Rose was once again silent. Nani was singing along with the radio,

That's what girls do!

They keep ya guessin' the whole day through

Play your emotions, Push all your buttons

It's true

That's what girls do.

Rose typed louder, just to see what would happen. No one seemed to notice it… dang.

"IRIS! PODESTRIANS!" Nani shouted, then accidentally shape-shifted into a flea.

"OH STOP BUGGIN' I GOT EYES!" Iris yelled back and she swerved violently. Nani jumped on to Iris's neck for protection, then she shape-shifted into a pink weasel. Seto just stared blankly at the now pink weasel crawling around the car. Iris turned to the right and started to drive down a country road.

"Iris this isn't how you get to Sneezehead Canyon." Rose commented.

"It is...if you're takin' a detour." Iris said back, driving a little faster.

"Oh no, not the…" Nani started, now in a form of a red mouse.

"Well we can't well leave her behind if we are all going. It wouldn't be fair."

"You do remember what happened last time?" Rose asked.

"Oh so I got into five different fights, got drunk, and almost got up on the tables to dance, no big deal." Iris said.

"YOU ALMOST KILLED ONE OF THOSE BOYS! I HAD TO GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH! AND YOU ALMOST BURNT DOWN THE BAR WITH YOUR FALMING HANDS WHLIE DANCING!" Nani and Rose yelled in unison.

"Chill, we're here." Iris said, as she swung into a parking space. She jumped out over the car door. Iris started to the door of the bar but the others were too stubborn to jump up over the door so she had to unlock the doors. Iris then remembered she had people in her trunk so she walked over and opened the trunk top, yelling in, "Okay, we're takin a break, time to stretch your legs."

They all clambered out and then followed Iris into the bar with a flashing neon light spelling out, "The Kitty Cat Bar". Iris walked in to hear the sound of the song, No Scrubs by TLC. A girl with orange hair and brown eyes came up to Iris dressed in a cat costume.

"So Sora they still making you dress up in that stupid cat costume?" Iris asked.

"YEP, but I don't mind." She replied.

"Well I do, no friend of mine is going in MY car dressed like….a cat." She said with disgust. Iris didn't like cats, which is why she had Fido.

"What do you mean?" Sora asked, confused, like she normally is.

"I mean…" Iris started as the others filled in after her. "ROAD TRIP!" All of a sudden the females ("and gays such as Kurama and Yugi and Kaiba" Iris says, then smacked by Rose. "Okay not Kurama" Smack. "Okay, okay, every one I said but Kaiba, touchy").

"I've always wanted to do that." Nani said who was currently in a human form.

"So you gunna come?" May asked. (Your all wondering "Who the Hell is May, she's Joey's girlfriend in this story. I was forced to put her in)

"Do I have to sit in the trunk again?" Sora whined.

Iris had slipped past everyone and was now gone, to God-only-knows-where.

"Yes." Yugi answered for Iris, hugging Kurama's arm lovingly.

"Okay, My shift ends at 1." It was currently 12:30. Nani went out the door to Sora's nearby apartment and packed her things for her as the others ate and drank (most alcohol, but not all).