A yami named Yami
by Marik's Dark Queen
Summary: An interview with Yami can reveal more things than he wants you to know…
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh
Today we have with us a yami named Yami. So tell us, how do you feel about having to repeat the words "heart of the cards" every five seconds?
I don't know…And what about your name? We understand that now you are a yami but couldn't you find a more creative name than Yami?
Um…And how do you feel about Yugi's pajamas? Do they express our feelings and thoughts?
I've never thought about it…
How is your school life? I'm sure you have many fans. Tell me, do any of your teachers even care that you are in school but you can't even read?
Well…And what about the rumors that are quickly spreading in your school? Are you really hiding bottles of vodka in your hear?
No!And what about Yugi? Do you even care that are oppressing him so much? I mean he never even asked you if you want to share his house or his head with you! You just decided on your own to stay in his house!
It isn't like that…
And how about all the money that you cost? You have destroyed all the technological things in Yugi's house, you eat too much and you destroyed all of his clothes by becoming taller every time he duels!
Well…You know something? You are a lazy, ungrateful, bulling yami who causes only problems! Go away now!
A few days later…
Seto Kaiba was reading an article in his morning newspaper, drinking some coffee…
'Yami's Real Face
You probably know him! He's present in every duel, in every tournament! But do you really know the true face of a yami named Yami? Yami, a yami with tri-colored hair (fake obviously! Who know what is hiding underneath it!) confesses all his secrets to our very best report Ms. Noisy (her name is irrelevant with the size of her nose). "Yes, I am pretty stupid for repeating the words 'heart of the cards every five seconds" Mr. Yami says. "I'm so stupid that I can't even think of a different name!" he claims. "I bully Yugi every night in order to make him wear my favorite pajamas! The truth is that I can't sleep without them and my teddy bear! Of course little hearts and stars express my feelings and thoughts!" he admits. When we asked him about his school life he said, "oh, honey, you don't need to read or know anything about the modern world, you just have to flirt with your teachers!" And about Yugi… "I love oppressing that sweet little kid! Bullying is my life! And not only I make him pay a lot of money for me, and make him work in the game shop extra hours, but I also steal the rest of it!" Now my dear readers, you know the true face of a yami named Yami!
By Ms. Noisy
Reporter of the Newspaper 'Gossip! Gossip! Gossip!''The End!
I'll do one of these interviews for all of the YuGiOh people eventually…
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