A/N: Here's the second part! It isn't as funny as the first (it has Azula, bane of comedy) but give it a chance, will ya? Oh, and for this story, Azula and gang haven't left Omashu yet. Enjoy.

Announcer: Live from Omash-, I mean The City of New Ozai, is The Tonight Show With Chong! Today's guests are Her Royal Highness, Princess Azula of the Fire Nation, along with her two friends: Ty Lee, formerly of the circus and Mei, daughter of the Governor of Omas- whoops, I mean City of New Ozai. Hey, wait! It was a mistake! I- loud screams are heard. Someone fumbles with the microphone

New Announcer: nervously Um, let's get on with the show. Here's our man, Chong!

(The audience, mainly firebender soldiers and a couple of scared CNO citizens who have sharp spears poking at their backs, claps politely. Chong enters the set with his guitar, looking a trifle nervous. His band looks nervous too.)

Chong: Welcome scary people and scared people. Today's show is very special as we are honoured to have Her Royal Highness here with us. We're here in the Village of New Omai and-

Lily: hisses City of New Ozai!

Chong: Oh, right! Thanks dear! peers nervously at Fire Nation soldiers Um, lets bring the out, shall we? First up is Ty Lee, former member of the Chang Circus!

(Ty Lee bounds out chirpily onto the set and waves at the crowd. The crowd waves back; Ty Lee is nice.)

Ty Lee: Hello! I'm so excited to be on this show!

Chong: Hey, nice pink outfit. Moku likes pink.

(Moku waves at Ty Lee, who responds in kind.)

Chong: Next, we have Mei, daughter of the governor of this er… what's the name of this place again?

Ty Lee: City of New Ozai.

(Mei strolls out casually, eternal boredom on her face. She ignores the audience, who weren't clapping much anyway. She sits beside Ty.)

Ty Lee: (amused) You don't look very happy.

Mei: (sarcastically) Yay. How's that?

Chong: And now, we have Her Royal Highness, Princess Azula.

(Fanfare resounds as Azula enters perched on a sedan, surrounded by royal guards. The applause is deafening as everyone not all willingly rose to greet the princess. She raises a hand and smiles coldly. Getting down from her sedan, she walks over to her friends.)

Mei: Now that you're here, can we get this over with? The boredom is killing me.

Azula: (chuckling) Ever the optimistic one, aren't you?

Mei: I mean, what are we doing here anyway?

Ty Lee: Yeah, I've been wondering that.

Azula: We're here because I want to promote the Fire Nation and The City Of New Ozai.

Mei: (shrugs) Whatever you say.

Azula: (turning to Chong) I have taken the liberty of bringing along another guest. I hope you don't mind.

Chong: (eyes widening) Is it my mother-in-law?

Azula: (raises eyebrow) What? Why would I bring your mother-in-law? How did she even enter this conversation?

Chong: (relieved, avoiding Lily's eye) Oh, she lives here. quietly Phew.

Azula: (still looking baffled) As I was saying, I have brought along a guest.

(A hole appears in the roof of the studio. Chong looks up in amazement.)

Chong: Hey, I didn't know we could do that. I can see the sky. Hey look! There's a blue heron! starts strumming his guitar

Oh Blue Heron

Bluey, bluey heron…

(Silence. Someone coughs.)

Ty Lee: Er… it was 'nice'.

Mei: (stupefied in horror) My God.

Azula: (disturbed) Sing anything else like that and I'll feed you to King Bumi's pet.

Chong: (gulping) Ye-yes, Princess.

Azula: Speaking of the former king, he is our extra guest today.

Ty Lee: King Bumi? Why did you bring him here?

(King Bumi in his coffin-like prison is lowered through the hole. He is laughing and snorting happily. The few citizens cheered, only to be poked with the soldiers' spears.)

King Bumi: Hi everyone!

Azula: He's just here to see me officially rename Omashu to City of New Ozai.

King Bumi: That's kind of long, isn't it? Everyone keeps messing it up.

Azula: (scowls) You be quiet.

King Bumi: Heh. Heh. Heh. No problem, Your Highness.

Chong: All right, now that we have everyone here, we can start the questions.

Mei: What questions?

Chong: Er… this is a talk show, so yeah, you have questions.

Mei: I mean, what kind of questions, fool!

Chong: Oh… right… peace sister.

Mei: I'm not your sister.

Ty Lee: Umm… can we just get on with the questions?

Azula: That would be appreciated.

Chong: Sure. We'll start with Miss Ty Lee. Where and how did you meet the Princess and Mei?

Ty Lee: (beaming) I met Azula in the Royal Fire Academy for Girls when I was ten. Mei and I were roommates. Our room was next to hers, so we got to know each other and we soon started hanging out together.

Azula: We also were the best among everyone there, so that bonded us even more.

King Bumi: But you couldn't capture the Avatar, nor his friends.

Azula: (snarling) I told you to keep quiet!

King Bumi: Oops. I forgot! smiles innocently

Chong: Hey, the Avatar? You're looking for Master Arrowhead too?

Ty Lee: Master Arrowhead?

Azula: (narrows eyes) Who else is looking for the Avatar?

Chong: (not knowing the implications) We had two dudes over as guests last week. They were Iroh and Zuko.

(Azula shoots up from her seat, Ty Lee's eyes widen and Mei lost her bored look.)

Azula: (tense) Those traitors were here?

Ty Lee: (mischevious) Hey, here that Mei? Your boyfriend was here.

Chong: Hey, Zuko never told me he had a girlfriend!

Mei: (embarrassed) He's not my boyfriend!

Ty Lee: coughs

Azula: (grabs Chong's shirt) Did they mention where they were headed?

Chong: Erm… Zuko wanted to go to Omash- I mean The City of New Ozai, but Iroh talked him out of it. By the way, is it a family thing to grab people's shirts?

Azula: (lets go of Chong and starts pacing) They had a week to travel. They couldn't have gone far. (To her entourage) Prepare for travel. We're going to look for those two traitors!

Chong: You have destination fever too! Oh no! First Sokka, then Zuko, and now Her Highness! It's a disease! backs away from Azula

Azula, Ty Lee and Mei: ?

King Bumi: notices something happening outside the widow in The City of New Ozai. Hey, there's a fire spreading through the city.

(Everyone turns and stares out the window at the city, which has some buildings blazing. A soldier rushes in and addresses the princess urgently.)

Soldier: There's a rebellion going on! The citizens have risen up and there are mobs everywhere! They are going to storm the set!

(Ty Lee and Mei instantly rushed to Azula's side. Ty Lee looks grim while Mei looks invigorated. Azula looks livid.)

Azula: (to Mei, snarling) Your parents can't even keep this city in order.

(Mei looks down and doesn't say anything.)

Ty Lee: Azula, maybe you're-

Azula: (ignoring Ty, orders the soldiers in the audience) I want you to go down now and quell this ridiculous uprising. Kill if you have to.

(One of the soldiers stands up. He removes his helmet and reveals that he is no firebender. He is a captain of the guards of Omashu, during King Bumi's reign.)

Captain: A bit too late for that, I think.

(The rest of the soldiers stand up and reveal themselves to be Earth Kingdom soldiers, much to the bewilderment of Azula and friends.)

King Bumi: Well, I admit, I didn't see this one coming!

(Chong and his band inch slowly to the exit.)

Azula: recovering and smiling Fine then. Let's play.

(Chaos reigns as the earthbenders battled the princess and her minions. Rocks, blue fire, darts and a leaping Ty Lee covered the room. Chong and his band are ducking and running flat out to the exit, each carrying their instruments. King Bumi is helping his soldiers and laughing madly.)

Chong: (shouting over the noise)Well, I guess this is the end. We'll see you next week- (ducks as a rock soars overhead), with the dudes from the swamp. Peace! his guitar gets whacked away Hey! My guitar!-