Killer Castaways!
by Sinister Shadow
A/N: Hey everyone! Sinister Shadow here.
THIS IS MY NEWEST FIC!! I woke up yesterday morning and it popped right into my head! Anyway, it was such a weird, disturbing, extreme idea... that I decided to post it here! But don't be fooled by the fact that it's humor: This is a SERIOUS fic! Funny, but serious. It actually has a plot!
Anyway, I'm posting the prologue today. What this story is about is basically secret for now, but you should know a bit about it if you read the... hum... VERY SHORT summary! The prologue is also pretty short. And not very explaining. But trust me, the story gets a LOT better.
So, that's all for now. I've once again updated my BIO, if anyone's interested in reading it... For God's sake, I've even forgotten what I've put in there... Oh, and I've updated some other fics, too
Hope you enjoy "Killer Castaways!"!
Sinister Shadow
Killer Castaways!
Prologue
( Will this rain ever stop?! >
( NO. >
" Well, for God sakes, I don't see why all you people are complaining. It's not like you can change the weather! It's bad enough being stuck here, with all of you nitwits... And you don't see me complaining!"
( Hey, see, the dapsen is taking offense! Ooh, I'm so SCARED! We better stop complaining! >
" Oh shut up."
... You're wondering what the heck that was, aren't you? Yes, you are. I mean... who wouldn't? This kind of little misadventure isn't exactly something that happens every day...
Where are we? Nobody knows. Not even we know. For the love of the lords, I have no clue how we even got here! Or how I got stuck with these three, of all people...
We're four of us. Four people in such a tiny place that there's no room for any privacy whatsoever.
... Oh, and have I mentionned that we all hate each other?!
This is all your fault! If it wasn't for you and that stupid ship back on Earth, none of us would ever had ended up here! >
( Hey, you're the one who accepted to come along!>
" Well, if you stupid dapsens hadn't crashed into my ship, I wouldn't be here either!"
( Same here! >
And on it goes. For hours and hours and hours... Every single day, basically, that's all we do. Ever since we've been here, anyway. I don't even remember how long it's been! Seems like years... Of course, we would all agree on the fact that it hasn't really been years.
... But it's been at least a week.
So here's the story of the strange adventure lived by four complete worst enemies. I swear, nothing could ever happen to me -- or to any of the others, I suppose -- that is more extreme, strange... and completely screwed up than this!
But that's what makes all adventures interesting, I suppose...
... Although why did it have to happen to me? Why me? Why is it always me...?
" Oh, that's it, I'm going to bed."
( AAALLELUIA! AAALELUIA! >
- PAK!
( Oooooooooowwwwww!! You dapseeeenn! >
" Serves you right!"
( Yes, well, I believe I should also be going to get the most sleep I can in this place... In other words about one minute. >
( Perfect... I think the temperature is going down again. >
(Again? Isn't it enough that it has to rain all day? Now the temperature's going down too?! >
" It's already minus forty degrees, for the lords' sake!"
... Great.
Well, might as well head for the stack of frozen grass and leaves I've learned to call "bed"...
Geez I wish I could kill someone.
Unfortunately, we had all reached one deal in this whole thing: No one could kill anyone. Because as much as we all hated to admit it, we'd need the four of us to get out of this horrible place... If one of us got killed, we could all say goodbye to our normal, regular lives!
... So never mind about killing someone...
Anyway, speaking of our regular, normal lives... We weren't always stuck here, you know. Actually, we haven't been here for that long... I think... As I said before, it's only been a little more than a week.
... So, how did it happen, you ask? Well, that's a very long story...
But that's why we're here! To tell the story of the incredible misunderstanding that turned into the universe's greatest misadventure...
It was a beautiful day in Zero-Space. Probably even on Earth! Maybe on the Andalite and Yeerk Homeworlds, too, for all I know...
All I do know -- or at least I do now -- is that a summertime day like this one was almost too good to be true!
... And guess what? Forget the almost. It was too good to be true.
... Because a day that starts out like a dream come true... can easily turn into your worst nightmare...
PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE!!
... And if you want to figure out who and where these people are! Lol!