Akuma: Ta Da, my first anime crossover ever. Okay, maybe...yeah my first one. With two of my most favorite animes: Inuyasha and Samurai Champloo. I am soo mad that Samurai Champloo ended in america 3/8/06. It made me cry. Not to mention the fate of Edward from FMA on 3/11/06. And this might be my last story I'm going to be in. And I'm sooooooo sorry Suki for what I did to you in this story. I never meant to. I promise. And no Ayame, you are not in the story either. And, this is going to be hard to believe, no Kouga.

Inu: WHAT. You have got to be joking, you always have Kouga. Because he's your boyfriend.

Akuma: Shut up, well anyway there is a intro to Inu, Sess, and my brother. Andy. He was created by Ferdinandstrat, who is also the guy who inspired me t make this story, and Andy is a bisexual catdog. And believe it (now I'm starting to sound like Naruto...shiver) Andy is coming back in another story.

Chapter 1: SAAI


"New recruters huh?" Akuma sighed as she slumped her head on the table in front of her brothers.

Sesshoumaru, the oldest (and the most normal) sibling of the group sighed and straightened his back, "I've looked at their resume' s. They do seem pretty good."

"I thought this was a spy buisiness, not a job for lazy ass teenagers." Inuyasha leaned back in his chair, "We allready got enough people as it is."

Sesshoumaru glared at the youngest brother, "We are short of one you baka."

"Now calm down Sesshoumaru, breathe in through your eyeballs and into your diapram." Andy calmly said.

Inuyasha kehed, "You had better get over her, Sesshoumaru, she's dead and gone and that's that."

"What about Kouga, he's a part of the team?" Akuma growled.

"He's dead," Andy sighed, fileing his claws.

Sesshoumaru glared at Andy, Don't say that you imbicle.

"Shut up you cat"

"CatDOG" Andy corrected, his white cat tail twitched along with his cat ears, "And you should give up on Kouga, the army never heard from his squad so he's dead. He wasn't hot anyway."

Akuma growled and she flexed her claws. Sesshoumaru sighed, then read off a peice of paper, "Mugen, Jin, and Fuu are the ones coming today. Tommorrow, Kagura is coming. She had a problem with her old boss that she had to deal with."

Andy's cat ears twitched as his eyes gleamed, "Jin and Mugen eh, are they cute?"

The three other siblings sighed as a knock tapped on the door. "Come in" Andy sighed.

Kagome open the door a jar, "Excuse me, but the recruiters are here."

"Fine" Sesshoumaru stood up and walked out the room with the other three following. Inuyasha and Akuma still fought over the Kouga thing, but only used their eyes. Andy power-walked, anxious to see Mugen and Jin. Sesshoumaru stayed calm and collected.

When the four entered the room, Sango and Miroku were working at their desk, Kagome was holding a clip board and standing by the door way. And in the middle of the room was two males and one female. One male looked around 18, with wild dark brown hair that was spiked. The other male had his dark brown hair tied back, and glasses on his nose. The female had redish-orangish hair tied up.

"Welcome" Sesshoumaru started, "To SAAI. Please say your names."

"Mugen," the wild haired one started.

The glasses guy said, "Jin"

And the girl smiled, "And I'm Fuu."

"What does SAAI stand for anyway?" Mugen smirked, "Not like I give a rat's ass or anything."

"Sesshoumaru, Andy, Akuma, and Inuyasha." Akuma explained, she leaned against the wall. She never liked hiring new recruiters.

Mugen smiled and walked up to the wolfdog, "Hey, how about we go somewhere to night."

Akuma sighed, then smiled, "You are sure persistant." She laughed, "But there is just one problem, I'M YOUR BOSS." she punched him straight in the face, leaving a red mark on his cheek. Akuma turned, "Sesshoumaru, I'm going to get some tea. And I better not see me partnered with him or anybody else for that matter, because Kouga is alive." She slammed the door behind her as the walls rattled.

"Hey Miroku" Andy smiled, leaning down on Miroku's desk, "Are you doing anything tonight?"

"Yes Andy" Miroku lied, Andy was always trying to go on a date with him.

Mugen growled, "What's wrong with that wolfdog bitch?"

"Nothing, she's just stubborn." Inuyasha shrugged, "It pretty much came from our father."

"Is she with anyone?" Jin popped up the question.

Everyone stared at him until Sesshoumaru replied, "Yes, but her boyfriend, Kouga, who is also her spy partner, was sent to war."

"He's dead" Inuyasha kehed, "And I don't give a rat's ass." Sesshoumaru glared at his younger brother as if to say, "shut up you idiot."

"I'm starting to like this Inuyasha." Mugen whispered into Fuu's ears.

"Have you noticed how much Jin and Sesshoumaru look and sound alike." Fuu whispered back.

Mugen looked from Jin to Sesshoumaru and back again, "Yep, and you wanted to tell me that why?"

"Don't know"

"Well, we better start organizing your partners." Kagome read off a clipboard. Fuu and Mugen, you two are Group F."

"Wait a second, isn't greenies suppose to be partnered with masters." Inuyasha complained.

"Well, Inuyasha, Mugen has a background in lots of spy business. And the big guy sent him to us." Kagome sighed.

Sesshoumaru looked at Mugen, and grimiced at the sight, Mugen was picking his nose. No wonder the big boss wanted to get rid of him.

"And Jin, " Kagome continued, "You are partnered with Akuma and be in Group C"

"But didn't Akuma say she never wanted to be partnered with any of us and Kouga was to return," Jin pointed out.

Sesshoumaru replied, "We all know Kouga is dead. But Akuma won't accept it. Also Akuma needs a partner for an upcoming mission."

Jin didn't say another word.

Andy smiled, "If Jakotsu wasn't my partner, I would so be with you."

"Jakotsu?" Mugen questioned.

"Jakotsu is this quiet guy who I'm partnered with." Andy folded his arms. At that moment, Jakotsu entered the room. Andy rolled his eyes, "Hello Jakotsu."

Jakotsu blushed when Andy said hi to him, "Hello, Andy." Jakotsu didn't say anything and took a cup of coffie. "I just left my coffei here." He went back though the door and left the room.

"Woah, such a creepy guy." Mugen smirked.

"I thought he was a girl." Fuu lifted an eyebrow. "He sounded like a girl too."

"That's Jakotsu for you," Inuyasha spun, "Sesshoumaru, I need to talk to you. Kagome, could you take the newbies on a tour."

"Sure" Kagome sighed.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Don't worry," he kissed her on the cheek and made Kagome smile. Then the three brothers left the room.

"Sesshoumaru, why did you pair Jin with Akuma. She's going to kill us." Inuyasha growled.

Sesshoumaru kept on looking ahead, "We all saw the letter, we all know about Kouga. Even though we can't tell Akuma about it just yet. We must not tell Jin or the other two also."

"But why did you match Jin with Akuma, we can obviously tell Mugen would be a better partner."

"Because I can tell Jin would show Akuma love again."


Akuma: you can throw objects at me, you can throw flames at me, you can put poisonous snakes and scorpions under my pillow at night, oh yeah you can kill me. I am so sorry for a sucky first chapter. Also All four siblings have a story of their own. So every four chapters, you will read their stories. So that explains that.