Andy: Hey, remember me? Well, I haven't gotten any calls yet. In this story, you will know a bit more about my feelings towards women.

Chapter 9: Why that...

Akuma was typing away at the computer, writing her long report. "I'm one of the offspring of the founder, and now the co-boss. I shouldn't have to write these damn reports."

"Excuse me, Akuma." Andy came by her.

Akuma sighed, "What now, Andy."

Andy didn't like to ask any women for help, even his sister, all because of a mission from long ago that he never told any body about, except for Akuma. Since he knew Akuma knew his pain, and it was unlikely that she would to that to her. "I need you help."

"With what." Akuma continued typing.

Jakotsu was going to step into Akuma's office, when he saw Andy inside. He paused, and listened.

"Can you help me...get myself noticed to Miroku?"

The claking of the keyboard stopped, and Akuma stared at her brother, "Why?"

Andy gulped, "Because I want to...I want to marry him"

Akuma sighed, "Fine." I don't like yaoi that often, but whatever makes my brother happy... She turned to the catdog, "What would you like me to help you with?"

Jakotsu thought over about what Andy said, and he slowly backed off, There's no way Andy will ever love me. He gulped and slowly turned and walked off.

Andy pulled up a chair, "I have this idea. I should dress like a girl to get his attention."

"But Andy...if he...oh never mind. I think you should go to Kagome or Sango for this. You know I don't like doing that thing that other girls do." Akuma turned back to the screen and typed a few words.

"But Akuma, you're the only woman I trust that is alive." Andy pleaded.

Akuma stared at her brother with concern, his bangs hung over one of his eyes again while his cat ears gave him the look of a sad kitty stuck in an alley while a huge rain making the fraile creature wet. It was that look again that Andy was so good at, that Akuma just couldn't resist. "Fine." She took Andy's hand and led him to her room on the base.

Andy's cat ears perked up while he entered the small room. Akuma never really stayed in her room so she took the smallest one. It was painted black and marroon all over the place with a few wolf, raven, and anime pictures over the room. Her bed was only a hamock that was hung high and it had a stuffed wolf toy on it. "You stay here, Andy, while I get a few stuff from Kagome."

"Don't you have any make-up here?" Andy sat down on the hamock.

The wolfdog sighed, "Have you ever seen me wear that stuff?" Then she stomped out the room to look for Kagome.

While on her way to Kagome's room, Akuma thought about her mission again. I guess, Jin was only just... Her mind came back to the real world, and she stood before the door of Kagome's room.

"Is there anything you want?" Kagome's voice came from behind her.

Akuma spun, "Yeah, I need to borrow...that stuff that you smather all over your face. What's it called?"

"Make-up?" Kagome sighed.

"Yeah, I need to borrow some."

"You need to...borrow some?" Kagome lifted an eyebrow, Akuma's gone crazy. "Why?"

Akuma knew she sounded weird, "Cause, I need to...use some." She trailed off at the ending.

"uhhh...okay." Kagome rounded Akuma and entered her room.

Akuma winced when she stepped into it, it was WAY lighter than anything she has seen before. Pink paint was splattered all over the walls. Pictures of kittens were posted all over the room, and a canopy bed with pink and white cloth on it. "How does Inuyasha deal with you." Akuma covered her nose, Kagome's perfum covered the room and the intensity of it burned Akuma's sensitive nose.

Now there's the real Akuma. "Inuyasha just makes me sleep in his room, but I come here for privacy. Here's the make-up. And here's a mirror." Kagome handed her the stuff, "Would you like me to help you put it on. I bet I could do a fabulous make-over on you."

Akuma blushed, but she knew that she shouldn't reveal Andy's secret to Kagome. "No, I'm just fine." Akuma stared at the items, she read the lables and sighed with realif. She has been taught how to put the stuff on when she was only a pup and was glad Kagome didn't have to teach her. "I will return it." Akuma ran out the room and back to hers, hoping that none of the men would see her with this.

"Something is going way wrong with the inus." Kagome closed the door, "Inuyasha has become silent in a second, Andy's becoming more silent as well, and Akuma...well Akuma is scaring me by saying she wants make-up. Sesshoumaru is the only normal one." she smirked.

Akuma slammed the door to her room and dropped the stuff on the ground. Andy almost laughed as he could tell that she ran the way here. Akuma kneeled down and looked at the items and Andy kneeled beside her. "Hopefully, I can do this right." Akuma sighed, "Pull back your hair." Akuma handed Andy a twist-tie (or whatever it's called) and Andy pulled his hair back. Akuma took a deep breath, and uncapped a lipstick tube. "Let's do this."

After an hour or so, Andy stared into the mirror at his face, he did look like a girl. "Wow, you did a great job." Andy gave a huge smile. His hair was up and covered the cat ears with a few links of hair covering up the sides of his face so he looked like a human woman. He had red lipstick and black outlined his eyes.

Akuma grimiced at the perfume that covered the room, How long will it take to clean this out? She then looked at Andy's clothes, "Oh great, we need a dress."

"Go ask Kagome for one." Andy posed more.

"I can't go ask her, if she sees you in one of her dresses, she will know it's you. So will Miroku." Akuma walked over to a small chest. "I keep most of the clothes I like, but I hardly wear it." She opened up and there were different kimono yukatas in colors of black, maroon, and red. Akuma dug to the bottom of the chest and pulled out a maroon kimono. "You can use this, but as long as you don't stain it in any way.

"Got it." Andy placed on the kimono yukata. He looked defently like a girl. "well, I'm off." Andy smiled as he walked out the door. Akuma sighed and stared at the make-up scattered over the floor. "Time to clean up"

Andy skipped towards Miroku's office, a smile on his face. "This time, Miroku's mine."

Miroku brought Sango into his office and stared at her. After a walk of sweet words towards her, he lured her into his office, only to ask one thing. "So, what's the reason for you to bring me here?" Sango smirked.

Miroku swallowed his pride, and kneeled down on one leg, "Sango..." he grabbed her hand.

Andy was about to open the door, when he saw the scene. He kept the door slightly ajar and peeked in. "What's Miro-"

"Will you bear my children?" Miroku broke out.

Sango lost her breath, and tears tried to pull, "Yes." she cried out and hugged him. Miroku smiled and held her while her tears of joy spilled out.

Andy gasped, then hissed in his head, Damn woman. He purposly took Miroku away from me. I knew woman come to no use. Sango will die.

Andy: Crazy huh? Well anyway, Akuma will look at yaoi...but she will be very, and I mean very, grouchy if anybody mentioned it. Let you know, I'm not this happy in real life.