Yusuke and Keiko were walking down the beach one day when from out of nowhere a dark sinister shadow appears. An evil voice says "I think things have been a little to quiet around here. Let's spice it up a bit."
Yusuke pulls Keiko behind him, "OK big shot. Show yourself."
A figure, in a black cloak that covered everything, except for his blood red eyes, standing about 5 foot 6 inches, comes out of nowhere and pulls out a demonic sword.
Yusuke points his finger and starts to take aim for his spirit gun. The figure starts chanting something and then slices threw the air with the sword. "Why you!" Yusuke fires his spirit gun at the figure.
While Yusuke's spirit energy came towards him, the hooded figure quickly disappears in a cloud of thick black smoke. "Yusuke? Did you hit him?" Keiko asked.
A voice in the smoke says, "Hey watch it! That almost hit us!"
Yusuke says, "What the?"
The smoke clears and a young beautiful woman with a bow and arrows and a young child with fox feet and a tail on her shoulder, a beautiful women with a giant boomerang sitting on a giant cat with two tails and flaming feet, a man with a staff wearing a Buddhist monk outfit, and a man with a sword, long silver hair, and little doggie ears (slightly red in the face from anger); can be seen. The man with silver hair says "What's the big idea trying to shoot us?" Draws his sword and rushes towards Yusuke.
The young woman with the arrows yells, "Sit Boy!" and then says, "Hi I'd like to apologize for Inuyasha." She looks at Inuyasha's twitching body "Anyway I am Kagome and this little guy" points to the child on her shoulder "is Shippo, and she" looks at the woman with the boomerang "is Sango, the cat she is sitting on is Kirara, and this guy is...Hey where is Miroku?"
While Kagome was giving introductions, Miroku had snuck over to Keiko and grabbed hold of her hands and asked "Will you do me the honor of baring my child?"
Yusuke yells "You better let go of her if you know what's good for you!" Yusuke starts to ball up his fists.
Sango hops off Kirara and starts rolling her sleeves up. Kirara changes into a little cat like creature and curls up in the sun warmed sand and takes a nap. Before Yusuke gets to knock the living snot out of Miroku, Keiko pulls her hands free and slaps the monk on his left check.
Everyone (except Inuyasha whose head is stuck in the sand) watches as Miroku spins like a human top and just before he gets a face plant into the sand he manages to mumble "Ouch, that's going to leave a mark."
Keiko gasps and says "I didn't mean to hit him that hard.
Yusuke loosens his fists and starts to laugh. He falls to the ground and starts rolling in the sand. He can barley say "I still don't care what any one says, you hit harder then any guy I know."
Sango rolls her sleeves down and blankly looks at Kagome. Kagome looks back at Sango with the same exact expression.
Inuyasha finally pulls his head out of the sand and says "I hope that sit command didn't damage the Tetsusaiga" he starts to examine the Tetsusaiga (his sword). He then looks at Miroku "That's what you get. You stupid lecher."
Shippo hops off of Kagome's shoulder and picks up a stick and starts pocking Miroku with it. He then shrugs and says "He'll never learn."
Kirara wakes up from all the commotion. She takes a look at everyone and then goes back to sleep.
Miroku gets up and starts rubbing his check. "What hit me" he says. I
nuyasha points to Keiko with the Tetsusaiga "She did."
Yusuke stops rolling in the sand and runs in front of Keiko. "If you try anything like that again, I guaranty you won't live very long" he says to Miroku.
Sango asks "Just how did we get here?"
Yusuke says "Huh? Well it might have something to do with that hooded guy."
"Hooded guy? What hooded guy" asks Inuyasha.
Yusuke explains what he knows.
"Alright lets go get this guy" announces Inuyasha when Yusuke was finished. Miroku hits Inuyasha in the head with his staff. Inuyasha yells "What the heck you do that for, Miroku?"
"Just how do you expect to get him if we don't know where he is?" Miroku proclaims.
Inuyasha stuters, "Uh...I don't really know."
Kagome says "Why don't we go into that forest over there and get out of the sun before we collapse from a heat stroke?"
"Yes. I think we should do that." Keiko says agreeing with Kagome.
Shippo wakes Kirara and she responds with a meow. Inuyasha re-sheathes his sword and then they all head for the forest.
