Ziggy's Corner: Okay, three responses, lol, kind of seems just like it was with the original script format back at rpgclassics! Now for my reviewer mail! Interesting enough you all had the same question, so here we go:

Janiqua: My first reviewer of this story! Thanks for the vote of optimism, and to be honest, I do not know why everything was underlined. Perhaps it's because I changed from script to story form? Or perhaps was being all goobered up that day. I'm going to submit a chapter at a time, and hopefully get some feedback as to what is happening with each chapter.

I've got a secret: So what's the secret? Lol, anyway thanks for the praise of that line. I was hoping Wakka's scene would be funnier, but I also expected my fans to love Issaru's as well. What did you think of his "actor's" rivalry with Yuna? Again, I do not know what was going on with the first chapter, so hopefully when I submit this one, it will be normal. I hope you enjoy it!

Warui-Usagi: Love the name, are you Oriental, or is the name just a tip of the hat to something oriental? Anyway, thanks for enjoying the chapter, and for the review. And again, sigh I have no idea why everything is underlined! If I had direct access to the net I would so be on it to fix the problem if I could. But since I have no direct access, if you fans would be so kind as to let me know if the second chapter is also underlined completely, I would very much appreciate it.

Anyway the second chapter picks up a little steam, I'm confident that you'll get more laughs out of it than the first, so here we go!

Chapter Two

Second group of bloopers – Yuna's Nightmare

Yuna and Tidus ran through the halls of underground Bevelle, trying to catch their collective breaths. Behind them they could hear the armed forces of the Warrior Monks of Bevelle. The two lovers looked at each other, and Tidus yanked Yuna by her arm, dragging her into a massive room, where they were finally cornered.

Tidus and Yuna held each other and a bright light flicker on. Behind them was the same machina that she saw in the sphere. The soldiers aimed, and readied themselves.

Soldiers cocked their guns and then began shouting, "Bang, bang, bang," at the top of their lungs.

Yuna and Tidus looked at them in shock at first, and then with sly smiles pretended to fall to the floor. Yuna hit the ground first, and Tidus catches his breath.

"Oh my God, they killed Yuna!"

Ryan Stiles smiled and shot to his feet, "You bastards," he playfully roared at the actors playing the monks. The cast and crew burst into laughter and Ryan with a chuckle slit his hand over his neck, telling the camera men to stop filming.

Scene ends in two takes.

Nooj confronts the Gullwings in his tent scene:

Nooj looked at the girls, blinking. "So, did you watch it?"

Rikku began fidgeting and pacing from foot to foot. "Well um, you see... I, uh... Um, uh... Heheh?"

Yuna couldn't tell a lie, and would not tell a lie, that was the way her character was written, it was also the way she was really raised. The only little white fib she ever told was about her age, which was actually twenty-five. "We did."

"Forget."

"I'm afraid I cannot."

Paine looked at her friend and put her hands on her hips. "Yuna! Don't let him push you around."

Nooj sighed and shook his head. "Some advice: That...thing... The colossus you saw is known as Vegnagun. It possesses overwhelming destructive power. . . .," he stated drolly.

Rikku giggled mischievously and put her hands behind her back. "So it's a weapon of mass destruction then?"

Nooj blinked and stared at the girl. She was ad libbing, and poking some fun at American politics. With a playful grin of his own, and before the director could call cut, he nodded. "It is."

Rikku smiled, her eyes twinkling darkly. "So, like, does George W. Bush know about it?" The crew groaned at the bad joke, but Ryan chuckled.

Paine smiled, playing along. She shielded her eyes with her hands and looked off into the distance, toward the Bikenal Desert set. "Is that Marines I see coming?"

Ryan shook his head. "Naw, no oil fields for him to capture, even if there's a weapon of mass destruction."

Same scene: take two.

Yuna cocked her head and blinked. "Tell me... Who was the man I saw in the sphere?"

Nooj knew he couldn't let the hard day's work get to him. They had been working so hard, they deserved some humor. "Looks like a harmless little fuzz ball to me."

Paine giggled and narrowed her eyes at the sphere, "Damn Rush Limbaugh's really lost a lot of weight!"

Rikku rolled her eyes and lowered her head, as she whispered, "Crazy person of mass destruction."

Nooj decided to keep the joke running, Ryan wasn't angry, and the cast and crew seemed to enjoy what was going on. "Isn't that Orson Wells' title?"

Ryan finally knew the scene was ruined, at least for this take, and if he didn't do something, it would never make the game. "Focus people! And for the record, Crazy person of mass destruction belongs to William Shatner. Or maybe Mel Brooks."

Rikku nodded her head indignantly. "That's a Republican for you."

Nooj's mouth dropped and he crossed his arms. "Hey! I happen to be a Republican!"

Paine kicked her co-star and groaned at the girl's comment. "So do I!"

Yuna decided to ignore Ryan's whine of complaint, and kept the gag rolling. Still, Paine, a REPUBLICAN! She shook her head and giggled. "I'm a Libertarian." Everyone looked at her in shock, and she suddenly felt like she should have kept her mouth shut.

"And you haven't been committed why?" Rikku asked with a roll of her eyes.

Yuna felt insulted at her cousin's tone, and decided to toss the blitzball back into her court. "And what party do you belong to?"

Rikku giggled yet again and threw her bare arms into the air, waving them like batons. "The East Coast party! Cause an East Coast party don't stop!"

Lucil sat, sipping some coffee, off screen, and frowned. "Isn't that a West Coast Party!" she called out.

Yuna tapped her foot and folded her arms. "Rikku, seriously."

The teenage Al Bhed sighed and looked at the ground. "Fine, I've decided to register with the Reform Party."

Paine hissed and threw her own bare arms in the air. "Oh, yeah, talk about being needed to be committed. One candidate who can't decide if he wants to run or not, and another who leaves my party for convictions set forth in the nineteenth century.

Rikku gasped and looked at the older girl. "Hey!"

Ryan groaned and began rubbing his temples, "Come on guy's focus!"

Yuna giggled and nodded, "Don't forget Jesse Ventura!"

Rikku sighed and held her head in he own hands. "Why do I even bother?"

Before they knew it, the crew had erupted into political arguments that lasted far into the night. Then Ryan later tried to flush himself down the toilet, and was committed the next day.

Colin looked at his old Whose Line member, gave him a big wet sloppy kiss, and then asked, "So, how was it?"

"They're horrible," Ryan cried, as Colin rocked him to sleep.

Scene finished in two takes.

The Luca Interview Scene

Shelinda swallowed and brushed red hair out of her face, looking at Wayne Brady sitting in the director's chair. "Hello, and good afternoon, Luca! This is Shelinda, bringing you all the latest news from throughout Spira. These days, everyone's talking about the groups battling throughout Spira for control of the spheres. Let's start with the Youth League. From its leader Meyvn Nooj on down, their ranks are made up mostly of former Crusaders. Fresh off the attack on Kilika Temple, the Youth League is sending shockwaves throughout Spira. Pairing off against them is none other than New Yevon. All eyes were on them after the New Yevon chairman's sudden resignation. Chaos seemed inevitable. But their newly appointed leader, Praetor Baralai, has held them together with utmost finesse. Another group turning a lot of heads is the Machine Faction, an Al Bhed organization. They've managed to distance themselves from the sphere struggle embroiling Spira. But their unmatched technological prowess could well be enough to dramatically shift the balance of power. And let's not forget the Leblanc Syndicate, the gang with a style all its own. Headquartered at Chateau Leblanc in Guadosalam, its agents span the globe. But lately there's one group in particular that's been drawing all kinds of attention. That's right, the only group led by a high summoner, the Gullwings! And now, here's today's special guest! High Summoner Yuna!

Yuna blinked and looked around. She hadn't expected this, it wasn't even in the script! "Huh?"

Paine patted her on the back. "Break a leg."

Yuna began to walk towards Shelinda and tripped on pool of water. She screamed and snapped her leg, crying in agony.

Paine slapped her face and sighed. "I didn't mean that literally DAMN ITTTTTT!"

Same Scene Take two, weeks later.

Paine bit her lips, hoping not to see a sequel to the incident that happened, "Break a leg."

Shelinda breathed with a gasp of relief as the woman made it to her side. "Lady Yuna, your concert the other day was nothing short of spectacular!"

"Well, it was sort of me up there, but not exactly..."

Shelinda blinked and frowned, but shrugged it off. After all, after the first game ended, she began a newswoman for real, only to come back for the sequel because of her love of the cast. "Puzzling words, to be sure. And speaking of puzzling, why the sudden career change to sphere hunting? It sounds like you caused quite a stir with that disappearing act you pulled on Besaid."

Yuna nodded her head, "And I'm very sorry about that."

Shelinda continued to go on the attack, hoping for a Pultzer Prize. "Rumor has it that you left Besaid Island looking for clues to the appearance of a certain young man. Anything you care to share with us?"

Yuna nodded. "That's right."

Shelinda smiled and bent her head forward, "So, tell us about him."

Yuna smiled playfully. "Well, he's kind of blonde, five foot two, eyes of blue. . .,"

Paine sighed and leaned against a building. "She's going to break into song, isn't she?"

Rikku could help but giggle. Of course that was because a young boy in the crowd had poked her in her sides again and again. The Al Bhed shooed the boy away and looked at the other woman. "She could at least try a song from her own generation."

Wayne smirked and shook his head, determined not to end up like his old Whose Line mates. "Yuna, behave!"

Yuna looked at the tall black man and smiled, "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Same Scene take three.

"Rumor has it you left the island looking for clues about a certain young man. Anything you can share with us?"

Yuna nodded and smiled, "That's right."

"So, tell us about him."

Before she could say anything, Tidus walked up with a Humphrey Bogart swagger, wearing a gray trenchcoat, and sighed.

Tidus tried to do his best Humphrey Bogart accent, "Of all the interviews in all the towns in Spira, she has to walk into mine."

Wayne was starting to get angry now. "Will you kids please, FFFFFFFOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS! Damn it anyway! I'm beginning to see why there hasn't been a send up sequel to a Final Fantasy game yet."

Cloud Strife walked up and took the mike from Shelinda. "This is a travesty! This is why there should have been a FINAL FANTASY VII sequel in the first place."

Zell Dincht pumped his fist off screen, and screeched at the top of his lungs, "The HELL IT SHOULD!" With a flash of movement, he rushed passed the hero of FF7, took the mike. "Everyone knows there should be a FINAL FANTASY VIII-2! There are too many plot holes in our script not to be."

Cloud frowned and groaned and crossed his arms, "Like what!"

"Like the fact that no one knows if Ultimicia and Rinoa are the one and the same! Or that no one knows who Ellone's parent's are."

Everyone groaned and rolled their eyes. Meanwhile Shadow of FF6 fame snuck up behind Zell and pasted a kick the Chicken-Wuss paper on Zell's back.

Tidus was screaming at the top of his lungs, his eyes watering. "HEY THIS IS OUR GAME! GET YOUR OWN GOD DAMNED SEQUELS."

Some how Aeris Gainsborough managed to get onto the set and shouted back, "At least you get to come back, I was killed off early in my game!"

Tidus turned to her and pointed a finger, "You got to make a cameo in Tactics and played in Kingdom Hearts, I had to stand aside to let some snot nosed kid take my place in that game."

Aeris ran her fingers through her hair and smiled. "Ah, Kingdom Hearts, who knew Goofy was such a good kisser?"

Cloud looked at the girl and felt his heart drop. "WHAT THE FUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!"

Then Goofy stomped on screen, pointing a figure at the girl. "Now look here, little lady, that was supposed to be a secre. . . ," Goofy tripped over a power cord and plummeted into the ocean near Luca bay, taking out the entire cameras and set up.

Goofy cried out his famous panic laugh as he fell. "YEEEEEEEHHHEEEEEHHAAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOE!"

Rikku looked at the chaos and groaned "Okay now I'm getting totally weirded out." Then she turned to the boy in the crowd and frowned, "And would you stop poking me?"

Donald Duck came waddling past, shaking his feathered fist at the clumsy dog. "You big Balooka! Look what you've done now!"

Yuna looked at her cousin, "Seriously." Then she had to deal with the poking fingers of the boy. "Look, if you want to annoy someone, go bother Rikku again, and go for her ribs. She's seriously sensitive there."

"Yunie, no!" Rikku screeched. Too late, as dozens of children surrounded the Al Bhed and poked and prodded her until she wet her pants as she rolled on the floor, laughing.

By now Wayne had wished he had not taken this job, and demanded that security take everyone out who was not supposed to be there.

Scene finished in four takes.

Mount Gagazet hot springs bathing scene.

The girls rose to play fight, after Rikku annoyed both Yuna and Paine about their suits one time too many. Yuna slipped behind Rikku and put her into a full nelson.

Paine smiled wickedly and crossed her arms, "Where were we?"

Rikku wiggled to get away from her cousin's gasp, and when she couldn't, began to plead. "I didn't mean it!"

Paine & Yuna smiled, "Too late!" While play fighting, Yuna's group received a transmission from Brother.

"Yuna, what's all the noise?"

Yuna looked up at the sky, nearly being blinded by the bright lights of the set. "Just taking a little dip."

"Y meddma teb! (A little dip!) Code pink! I'll be there right now!" Brother's body dropped from the sky, totally naked as he screams at the top of his lungs.

Rikku screamed at the top of her lungs as he slashed back first into the water, and sank really, really, slowly. "So aoac! SO AAAOOOAAAACCCC! E'S PMEHT! (My eyes! MY EEEYYYEEEESSSS! I'M BLIND!)."

George W. Bush wagged a finger and shook his head, "That is totally unacceptable for a game of this rating!" As he walked onto the set, Wayne Brady and the emperor of Japan, and ex-president Bill Clinton stormed by with him. Why they were all there, who knows, but this is why it's called a blooper story.

George Bush wagged his finger yet again, ignoring Wayne's protest. "This country is sick, it needs to be added to the Axis of Evil! There better not be any oil in this country!

Wayne sighed and tapped him on his shoulder, "Er, Mr. President, this is a movie set, for a video game."

The emperor of Japan sighed and bowed in apology for the President Bush. "You just can't take him anywhere anymore without him wetting the ground like this," the emperor said. He looked at George and smacked him in the head for wetting the ground as he fussed in rage. "Bad boy, bad, no president treats for you at all."

Meanwhile, Bill Clinton was busy gawking at a bikini clad Rikku. "You know, I'm looking for a new intern for my new business venture, can you type?" Damn she's a cutie, but why are they all wearing more clothes in their swimming suites than in their normal street clothing?

Before she could answer that she was totally creeped out, Hilary Clinton came out of no where and beat the living hell out of him, finishing him off with a Big Bang Attack. "My training with Vegeta has paid off, now I'm off to challenge Goku in the world martial arts championship." Hilary Clinton powered up, screaming as raw yellow energy pulsed through her veins. A light blasts and when it cleared, Hilary was floating in the air, covered with dark blonde hair, a monkey tail, and squinted green eyes, her hair on her head was ten feet long. She screamed again, and flew off into the distance.

Wayne wanted to be angry, but words escaped him. "Wow, who knew Hilary Clinton was a Saiyin all this time?"

George W. Bush stomped his foot and glared in the direction of Hilary. "That's not fair, I wanted to challenge Goku!"

He tapped a button on his watch and Ben Stein came out of no where, right along with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Chaney, and his brother Jeb. They posed for a few minutes and then all pushed buttons on their watches.

Another flash of light, and they became multicolored superheros in spandex. Then the face of Pope John Paul II flashed overhead in the sky and looked down at them.

Pope J.P.II spoke like Zordon from the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers show, "Conserva Rangers, the world is in danger, the evil nation of France is forcing everyone to eat their croissants, buy their cheap cologne, and feed their poodles, you must go to Paris and stop this madness at once!"

A large mecha harmless little fuzzball, a large flying saber, a robotic sign with a picture of the courts crossed out, a robotic one hundred dollar bill, and a walking oil can came out of no where and the "heroes" left to save the day.

Bill Clinton blinked and looked at everyone on the set. "Paris? Wait, I want to come with you, I've always wanted to meet her."

The emperor of Japan slapped Bill Clinton in the head as he shook his own. "Paris, France, you idiot, not Paris Hilton!"

Paine scratched her own head and blinked, "Is there anyone here that knows what's going on, or am I the only one who's confused?" The crew shook their heads, and tried the scene again.

Scene finished in three takes.

Okay so that's part two. What do you all think? Is it still good? And more importantly, is everything normal, or still all underlined, because as I look at this, it is very much, non underlined at the moment. Anyway review, if there is no underlines with this, you can expect to see the next three chapters at one, if not, then you can expect to see only chapter three.

Okay I just wanted you all to know that I had gotten a cold earlier this month, and now my monitor is really nasty, it looks like it is going to fall right off, and the computer repair guy simply made things worse. I'll try to update as soon as possible, maybe in May, but do not hold me to that, as my time is not my own in updates. I just promise to do the best that I can. And again, please let me know if everything in this second chapter is underlined or not. Thanks in advance.