CHAPTER FOUR
The girls try to find Tobli Scene.
Tobli ran away and Yuna's group and the man ran after him. Then a shoopuf went the other way scaring the man away. The girls than ran after Tobli. Yuna was out of breath, her chest rising and falling, but she smiled. "Finally caught up to him."
Jedi Master Yoda turned and smiled instead of Tobli. "What can I do for you girls, hmmmm?"
Rikku's face flushed and she stomped a foot, "AH, not again!"
If Rikku was angry, then Paine was a volcano ready to erupt. "Another damn cameo!"
Yoda looked down at them sadly and shook his head, "Anger is a path down to the dark side. With much calm, you must walk young ones, hmm?" He chuckled his trademark laugh, and tapped the ground with his staff.
Yuna frowned and craned her neck downward; sure she had seen motion near Yoda's rear side. This made the Jedi freak out, and he batted his hands back and forth as his eyes grew wide. "NO, no! Away from my hinnie you must stay!"
Rikku frowned, following her cousin's gaze and gasped. "Um, isn't that Frank Oz down there? My God where is he putting his hand!"
Paine smiled, "I hope he remembers to wash his hand before he eats!"
Yoda shook his head. "Laugh like I do, you would, if Frank Oz had his hand up your butt." Frank moved his hand slightly, and again Yoda laughed. As he did so, Mace Windu walked by and shook his head.
"That explains soooo much."
Meanwhile, Mike Nelson, Crow, and Tom Servo from Mystery Science Theater 3000 happened to walk by (no one in the crew could understand where these people were all coming from) and looked at what was going on.
Crow turned to the other robot and nodded in Yoda's direction. "Hey Tom, I have a guy with his hand up my rear too, but I don't laugh like that, why not?"
"You know, I thought I was the only one with a guy sticking his arm up my ass," the other robot replied.
Mike waved a finger, "No, no you guys you don't have Frank Oz diddling with you up there, that's the difference."
"Ohhhhh."
As they walked passed, Rikku shuddered and blinked, "Okay this is really creeping me out."
Yuna nodded, "Seriously."
Yoda with a nod and a frowned, turned to leave. "Go I must now." As he began walking off, he let out waves of high squeaky toots, clearly making Frank Oz nauseous.
Frank Oz waved his arm in front of his nose, and gasped for air, "Damn YODA!"
Yoda looked at him sympathetically, yet sternly. "Told you I did; beans, cheese, and eggs make a dark combination. Perhaps learn you will one day." Yoda continued to walk farting and making Frank Oz nearly toss his cookies.
Wayne Brady stomped his foot and sighed, "Can we go without one day without any bloopers?" As soon as he asked, Prince Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender dashed by, covering his nose. Soon his little sister, Zula came dashing by.
"Stop," she howled.
"Not until you agree to wash your armpits," the prince shouted back.
"Okay this makes no sense," Hotspur, yet another Vanguard Ziggy fan sighed.
"Seriously, if anyone should have body odor it should be Aang's group," ML7, yet another fan of the writer's Avatar fanfics said with a shake of her head. "At least we see the fire nation members bath regularly."
Wayne sighed in disgust, throwing down his notebook. "Forget it, it's not worth this!"
Scene finished in two takes, after Hayao Miyazaki is hired, in hopes of getting some sanity brought back to the set. Drew Carey is hired as his assistant.
The girls go to fight the fiend before the concert scene.
The girls reached the back of the cave, and came face to face with the fiend threatening everyone's fun.
Rikku's eyes exploded as she saw who it was. "OOOHHHH, NOOOOOO!" They saw a large lizard, just as they had been told, that much was true, but it was a six foot, purple and green dinosaur that stood around and giggled, as several children looked up, hypnotized by the beast.
Barney looked gleefully at the little zombies, and the money he was going to make off of their parents. "Okay kids, who wants to sing a song about the joy and wonder of Springtime?"
Paine growled and tightened her grip on her sword, "Oh he is going down!" That brought a vile snarl from the dinosaur.
"They're mine, you little snots! Before you even think you can fight me, you must face my death squad!" He threw down four multicolored balls, and four alien creatures with televisions on their stomachs appeared. "Teletubbies, Teletubbies kill the heroes," he sang.
The multicolored aliens raised their tiny fists and shouted in high pitched voices, "KILLLLLLLLL!"
The girls made quick work of the five preschool villains and brought the children safely to their parents.
Scene finished in two takes.
The 1000 words song scene.
Yuna looked at the large group of people, smiling. It was another chance to prove to the promoters that she could sing; that she was worth taking the multimillion dollar deal on. She opened her mouth, "One thousand years ago, before the time of Sin…Spira was torn in two, divided by a terrible war. This was Spira's great mistake. Out of the rift left by this terrible conflict, Sin was born. In only two short years, Spira has shaken off its unhappy past. We have moved on. Now, Spira grows brighter with each passing day. That light is our strength. I don't want to see it fade. Do you? There are so many of us, each with different ideas and different beliefs. Of course we sometimes disagree, and arguments will happen. But our hearts can and should always be one." As she spoke, another woman began matching her word for word, "Believe with me: Even if we're torn apart, our feelings will unite us. That's what this song is about."
A dome rose behind her, and opened to reveal Squidward and his Bikini Bottom band, they began to play, with SpongeBob Squarepants singing the song, "Sweet, Sweet Victory." It moves the crowd to tears.
Yuna, fearing her chance of stardom slipping, growled at the Sponge, "Hey, this is my scene, buddy." She took out her guns and blasted the band bck to Bikini Bottom."
Same scene, take two.
"That's what this song is about."
A second dome arose, this time with SpongeBob alone. He pushed her from the Celsius, apologized to the crowd for his actions, tried to explain himself, and then burst forth with the rock song, "I'm a Goofy Goober." The crowd went wild yet again, and SpongeBob was awarded with a billion dollar record recording which sold off the shelves in a matter of minutes. Unfortunately Goofy had his feelings hurt, and went to sue SpongeBob for the name copyright theft, but before he could make it to the top of the Celsius, he tripped over a wire, pushed Lendd down the Vegnagun Pit and went screaming off into the horizon.
It was too much for Yuna, and she screamed, "All right, I've had IITTTTTTT!" She blasted SpongeBob back to Bikini Bottom, where he missed the town, and crashed down, down, to Rock Bottom.
A shadow walked up to him, a human wearing a hood of pure black, and from the unconscious SpongeBob, the villainous Plankton appeared, holding an itty bitty red colored light saber. "I have good new for you my lord; Yuna is one step closer to the dark side of the Force." The shadowy figure smiled down at him and nodded approvingly, holding his hands close together in bunny rabbit fashion.
"Well done, Lord Tinyeous, all is going according to plan," Darth Sideous crocked.
The Dark Lords of the Sith walked together, and then Darth Tinyeous (aka Plankton) stopped to look at his master. "You sure this will get me the Krabby Patty formula?"
Darth Sideous looked down and nods, "Eh, couldn't hurt," he said in a comedic, Three Stooges accent.
Scene finished in three takes.