Random Stories About Dilly
Dilly and the Squirrel
By Xanthia Nightshade & her friend, Dilly
One day Dilly was walking through the dungeons of Zaibach after a hard days work of torturing victims whose heads contained vital information for the Zaibach progression in the food chain of Gaia, he came unexpectedly into the gardens.
In the middle of a patch of grass, sat, a……"SQUIRREL!"
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single pyromaniac psychopath, who is in possession of a good flamethrower, must be absolutely petrified of squirrels. For no particular reason
Dilly knew this had to be some sort of joke, no pets were allowed in the Vione, so he drew his twin katana and went on a killing spree, killing everyone who got in his way, until he found the person he was searching for.
"FOLKEN!" Folken looked genuinely scared, Dilly was in one of his 'moods', oh dear.
As Folken was about to say something that would get Dilly out of this particular one, he was interrupted.
"FOLKIE! THERESASQUIRRELINTHEGARDENANDIDONTKNOWWHATTODOCANYOUGETITOUT?" He whined, scaring Folken even more than he already was.
"Could you repeat that please?" Asked Folken timidly. "There…is…a…squirrel…in…the…garden…can…you…get…it...out!" said a very pathetic Dilly.
Folken sighed with relief, good, it was just a squirrel.
"Okay, Dilandau. Show me where it is."
As they walked to the garden, Folken saw a lot more mutilated corpses strewn around the place than usual. Great, he thought to himself, more paper work.
Whet they got to the garden, Dilandau led him to the place where he had seen the 'squirrel', but there was a problem. The 'squirrel' was nowhere to be seen!
"Folkie, where do you think it's gone?" whispered a very distressed Dilly.
"I expect that it's just gone home, Dilandau." replied Folken, quite relieved that he didn't have to deal with it.
"Shhh, whisper." said Dilly, "It could be hiding near by." and with that he took out his flame thrower meanwhile laughing manically burnt everything to a sinder. Folken looked around at the scorched garden and sighed.
"Dilandau, I think we are going to have to have you put in therapy again."
My friend and I wrote this, so I would like to dedicate it to her. This is going to be a collection of short, funny stories about Dilly. Sorry if anyone who is reading this and they think this is an update on Of Guns & Roses. I'm still working on a plot for that. Please review on your way out or Dilly will burn you too!
- Xanthia Nightshade